Kathryn
@thegirlatthegig.bsky.social
Whamageddon is coming…
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Whamageddon is coming…
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
Man, this year really is a cunt huh?
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Man, this year really is a cunt huh?
Remember how I said I saw someone who wasn’t there in the Bridge Hotel toilets?
My mate just sent me this from a book about haunted pubs.
I TOLD YOU.
My mate just sent me this from a book about haunted pubs.
I TOLD YOU.
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Remember how I said I saw someone who wasn’t there in the Bridge Hotel toilets?
My mate just sent me this from a book about haunted pubs.
I TOLD YOU.
My mate just sent me this from a book about haunted pubs.
I TOLD YOU.
Isn’t this that song by Kate Bush?
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Isn’t this that song by Kate Bush?
Look at the start I knitted though!! My seventh and the first one I’ve got perfect
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Look at the start I knitted though!! My seventh and the first one I’ve got perfect
Got a tattoo for my friend Steve today.
He’d have never let me live it down if he was still here to see it. Like, torturous “see you love me really” kind of torment.
Still mad at him though. He told me I wasn’t allowed to die then went and did it himself.
Prick.
(Miss him)
He’d have never let me live it down if he was still here to see it. Like, torturous “see you love me really” kind of torment.
Still mad at him though. He told me I wasn’t allowed to die then went and did it himself.
Prick.
(Miss him)
August 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Got a tattoo for my friend Steve today.
He’d have never let me live it down if he was still here to see it. Like, torturous “see you love me really” kind of torment.
Still mad at him though. He told me I wasn’t allowed to die then went and did it himself.
Prick.
(Miss him)
He’d have never let me live it down if he was still here to see it. Like, torturous “see you love me really” kind of torment.
Still mad at him though. He told me I wasn’t allowed to die then went and did it himself.
Prick.
(Miss him)
It’s my 3333 day streak on timehop today so I feel like that’s a sign it’s going to be a good one!
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It’s my 3333 day streak on timehop today so I feel like that’s a sign it’s going to be a good one!
Please just let me have my Diet Coke in peace.
(Don’t say “why can’t you just be fun like everyone else?” because I’ve had that before - verbatim - and even though it was about two and a half years ago I still think about how my friends hate me on a daily basis, thanks)
(Don’t say “why can’t you just be fun like everyone else?” because I’ve had that before - verbatim - and even though it was about two and a half years ago I still think about how my friends hate me on a daily basis, thanks)
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Please just let me have my Diet Coke in peace.
(Don’t say “why can’t you just be fun like everyone else?” because I’ve had that before - verbatim - and even though it was about two and a half years ago I still think about how my friends hate me on a daily basis, thanks)
(Don’t say “why can’t you just be fun like everyone else?” because I’ve had that before - verbatim - and even though it was about two and a half years ago I still think about how my friends hate me on a daily basis, thanks)
Live your life in such a way that even Kermit the Frog pays tribute to you after you’re gone 🖤
July 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Live your life in such a way that even Kermit the Frog pays tribute to you after you’re gone 🖤
Right ok I am genuinely gutted about Ozzy because I don’t remember a time in my life where he wasn’t part of it, and he has influenced and shaped me possibly more than anyone else, including actual real life friends and family…
…but this made me snort laugh
…but this made me snort laugh
July 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Right ok I am genuinely gutted about Ozzy because I don’t remember a time in my life where he wasn’t part of it, and he has influenced and shaped me possibly more than anyone else, including actual real life friends and family…
…but this made me snort laugh
…but this made me snort laugh
I’m not a Mancunian, so I am allowed to acknowledge that this work is just absolutely dreadful?
July 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I’m not a Mancunian, so I am allowed to acknowledge that this work is just absolutely dreadful?
THIS ONE! THIS IS IN AN ACTUAL ART GALLERY WITH A VELVET ROPE AROUND IT AND A SECURITY GUARD.
Why?!? Are they worried someone will improve it?! I have sketches I did in primary school are better than this utter wanksplat. Honestly man who the fuck allowed this?!
Why?!? Are they worried someone will improve it?! I have sketches I did in primary school are better than this utter wanksplat. Honestly man who the fuck allowed this?!
July 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
THIS ONE! THIS IS IN AN ACTUAL ART GALLERY WITH A VELVET ROPE AROUND IT AND A SECURITY GUARD.
Why?!? Are they worried someone will improve it?! I have sketches I did in primary school are better than this utter wanksplat. Honestly man who the fuck allowed this?!
Why?!? Are they worried someone will improve it?! I have sketches I did in primary school are better than this utter wanksplat. Honestly man who the fuck allowed this?!
I’m on Satan’s diet. I eat 666 calories and he makes me look hot then at the end of it I sell him my soul and he makes my life bearable.
Disclaimer: might not be a real medically approved diet and I take no responsibility for anyone else who tries it
Disclaimer: might not be a real medically approved diet and I take no responsibility for anyone else who tries it
July 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m on Satan’s diet. I eat 666 calories and he makes me look hot then at the end of it I sell him my soul and he makes my life bearable.
Disclaimer: might not be a real medically approved diet and I take no responsibility for anyone else who tries it
Disclaimer: might not be a real medically approved diet and I take no responsibility for anyone else who tries it
Ask me about the time Zakk called me babe and said I was cool.
(That’s the whole story but it was top 5 life moments and I like to be reminded)
((I used to be well cool))
(((I am no longer cool - as you can plainly see)))
(That’s the whole story but it was top 5 life moments and I like to be reminded)
((I used to be well cool))
(((I am no longer cool - as you can plainly see)))
July 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ask me about the time Zakk called me babe and said I was cool.
(That’s the whole story but it was top 5 life moments and I like to be reminded)
((I used to be well cool))
(((I am no longer cool - as you can plainly see)))
(That’s the whole story but it was top 5 life moments and I like to be reminded)
((I used to be well cool))
(((I am no longer cool - as you can plainly see)))
🥹🥹🥹
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
(If I was at this gig I would be absolutely bawling my eyes out)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
(If I was at this gig I would be absolutely bawling my eyes out)
July 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
🥹🥹🥹
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
(If I was at this gig I would be absolutely bawling my eyes out)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
(If I was at this gig I would be absolutely bawling my eyes out)
No YOU got dressed up to watch a livestream in your living room with a plastic glass for authenticity!
(You absolute weirdo)
(You absolute weirdo)
July 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No YOU got dressed up to watch a livestream in your living room with a plastic glass for authenticity!
(You absolute weirdo)
(You absolute weirdo)
Right Rival Sons are mint, right? We agree? But why is Jay unfairly talented? How do you sing like that AND scream like that and not be absolutely fucked? Like, not one single bum note.
Yes I am jealous because I have no kind of wail in my voice and it makes me sad.
Yes I am jealous because I have no kind of wail in my voice and it makes me sad.
July 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Right Rival Sons are mint, right? We agree? But why is Jay unfairly talented? How do you sing like that AND scream like that and not be absolutely fucked? Like, not one single bum note.
Yes I am jealous because I have no kind of wail in my voice and it makes me sad.
Yes I am jealous because I have no kind of wail in my voice and it makes me sad.
Happy Return of the Living Dead day to those who celebrate
July 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy Return of the Living Dead day to those who celebrate
Goffs in hot weather.
(I got dressed up)
((This skirt didn’t fit when I bought it))
(I got dressed up)
((This skirt didn’t fit when I bought it))
June 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Goffs in hot weather.
(I got dressed up)
((This skirt didn’t fit when I bought it))
(I got dressed up)
((This skirt didn’t fit when I bought it))
Guns
N
Fuckin’
Roses
❤️❤️❤️
N
Fuckin’
Roses
❤️❤️❤️
June 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Guns
N
Fuckin’
Roses
❤️❤️❤️
N
Fuckin’
Roses
❤️❤️❤️
I wish I was as tall and skinny as the mirror in that venue yesterday made me look.
I’m much shorter and dumpier.
I’m much shorter and dumpier.
June 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wish I was as tall and skinny as the mirror in that venue yesterday made me look.
I’m much shorter and dumpier.
I’m much shorter and dumpier.