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Pullo Tarentum, Friendly Warlock
@thefriendlywarlock.bsky.social
Living in happy exile from the Twitter dumpster fire. I'm a DnD 5e fanatic; lover of history, Golden Sun, keto, and painting miniatures. Posts are as random as any encounter you get from a DM who likes to stir up shit. Also, fuck Nazis and Lauren Boebert.
Not sure why type of Pokemon this Gym leader has, but they must be pretty fucking tough.

#pokemon
April 28, 2024 at 6:59 PM
There are just some things in life you want more of when you see it for the first time. Seeing Foghorn Leghorn explain things to anime characters is exactly what we need more of right now.

#pokemon
April 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Seriously, fuck this planet and the assholes on it....
Breaking News: New York’s highest court overturned Harvey Weinstein’s 2020 felony sex-crime conviction, a stunning reversal of the #MeToo era’s biggest trial. It’ll be up to the Manhattan district attorney whether to seek a retrial.

Follow live updates. nyti.ms/3JAX6hk
April 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I'm so fucking stoked with this Dragon born Alchemist :)

#miniatures #DungeonsandDragons
April 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Space Ghost Coast to Coast premiered thirty years ago today.
April 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
My only request is that his hearse be a white Ford Bronco.

#OJSimpson
April 11, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Just like Lauren Boebert, these morons needs to be banned from ever holding public office and spend the rest of their miserable lives cutting grass with nail clippers.
April 10, 2024 at 11:32 AM
THAT ECLIPSE WAS AMAZING
April 8, 2024 at 8:05 PM
My math skills peaked on Math Blaster medium difficulty.
April 7, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I discovered Reddit thread that's nothing but family photos altered with Steve Buscemi's face and now I have nightmares.

#OldSchool #SteveBuscemi
April 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Todays post is about Ottoman Women in #WW1. It’s a tribute to one grandmother in Constantinople, and the unique ways in which the war intensified their suffering will surprise you. And make you sad. Don’t forget these women. www.alexchurchill.co.uk/about-5
April 3, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Every judge tasked with holding Trump accountable:
April 2, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Excuse me while I just demolish these deviled eggs.
March 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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tell cersei. i want her to know it was me.
March 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Just as long as the HOA doesn't find out, the possibilities are endless. Even if they do, be a good neighbor and invite them to participate.
March 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It's dreary, rainy days like this that make me grateful for having a rowing machine and HBO Max.
March 29, 2024 at 3:59 PM
If she's so smart, how'd she get caught? She ain't no Moriarty.
If I knew skipping jail time was one of the perks of the gifted program I would’ve made an effort
March 26, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Yesterday was my best friend's birthday. He passed away three years ago from COVID-19.

The next person who confronts me with their pseudo science malarkey saying that masks are stupid and can prevent COVID by taking horse meds, I will beat you with your crappy, grass stained New Balance shoes.
March 26, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Some franchises were just meant for crossovers #Pokemon #Sopranos
March 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I think that if you're going to include any image of Hitler or Nazis when making a political argument, you're automatically on the wrong side.
March 24, 2024 at 3:38 PM
How does an Alchemist not have the ability to create mustard or chlorine gas in #DungeonsandDragons? I feel like of you can build a homunculus and shot fire bolts as a cantrip, you can at the least make a gas bomb on the level of WWI trench warfare effective by level 15
March 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
The Ghost Army finally receives its long overdue awards. This is why you let Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang track down ghosts instead of Congress.

#USArmy #WWII #Congress

www.yahoo.com/news/wwii-mi...
Their WWII mission was secret for decades. Now the Ghost Army will get the Congressional Gold Medal
For decades, their mission during World War II was a secret. With inflatable tanks, trucks and planes, combined with sound effects, radio trickery, costume uniforms and acting, the American military ...
www.yahoo.com
March 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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March 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Last night's session:

DM: you fall down a tunnel into a pit of skeletons. The crash disturbs a rats nest, and they start running to the sound.

Me: I'm in a sewer and a horde of angry rats charges towards me?

DM: what do you do?

Me: (Rick Sanchez voice) Aww yeah!

#DungeonsandDragons
March 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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Lovely day here in the Northeast
October 28, 2023 at 8:09 PM