Pullo Tarentum, Friendly Warlock
@thefriendlywarlock.bsky.social
Living in happy exile from the Twitter dumpster fire. I'm a DnD 5e fanatic; lover of history, Golden Sun, keto, and painting miniatures. Posts are as random as any encounter you get from a DM who likes to stir up shit. Also, fuck Nazis and Lauren Boebert.
April 28, 2024 at 6:59 PM
There are just some things in life you want more of when you see it for the first time. Seeing Foghorn Leghorn explain things to anime characters is exactly what we need more of right now.
#pokemon
#pokemon
April 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
There are just some things in life you want more of when you see it for the first time. Seeing Foghorn Leghorn explain things to anime characters is exactly what we need more of right now.
#pokemon
#pokemon
April 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
April 11, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I discovered Reddit thread that's nothing but family photos altered with Steve Buscemi's face and now I have nightmares.
#OldSchool #SteveBuscemi
#OldSchool #SteveBuscemi
April 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I discovered Reddit thread that's nothing but family photos altered with Steve Buscemi's face and now I have nightmares.
#OldSchool #SteveBuscemi
#OldSchool #SteveBuscemi
Excuse me while I just demolish these deviled eggs.
March 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Excuse me while I just demolish these deviled eggs.
Just as long as the HOA doesn't find out, the possibilities are endless. Even if they do, be a good neighbor and invite them to participate.
March 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Just as long as the HOA doesn't find out, the possibilities are endless. Even if they do, be a good neighbor and invite them to participate.
March 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This is one of my favorites
March 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This is one of my favorites
Last night's session:
DM: you fall down a tunnel into a pit of skeletons. The crash disturbs a rats nest, and they start running to the sound.
Me: I'm in a sewer and a horde of angry rats charges towards me?
DM: what do you do?
Me: (Rick Sanchez voice) Aww yeah!
#DungeonsandDragons
DM: you fall down a tunnel into a pit of skeletons. The crash disturbs a rats nest, and they start running to the sound.
Me: I'm in a sewer and a horde of angry rats charges towards me?
DM: what do you do?
Me: (Rick Sanchez voice) Aww yeah!
#DungeonsandDragons
March 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Last night's session:
DM: you fall down a tunnel into a pit of skeletons. The crash disturbs a rats nest, and they start running to the sound.
Me: I'm in a sewer and a horde of angry rats charges towards me?
DM: what do you do?
Me: (Rick Sanchez voice) Aww yeah!
#DungeonsandDragons
DM: you fall down a tunnel into a pit of skeletons. The crash disturbs a rats nest, and they start running to the sound.
Me: I'm in a sewer and a horde of angry rats charges towards me?
DM: what do you do?
Me: (Rick Sanchez voice) Aww yeah!
#DungeonsandDragons
And peppermint Yoda cookies for St. Patrick's.
March 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
And peppermint Yoda cookies for St. Patrick's.
I'm not really one for the Oscars (a goddamn meat parade according to George C Scott), but I feel that joking about someone's drug addiction, over and over and over, they are justified in retaliating however they see fit. Leave Robert Downey Jr alone people and move on.
#RobertDowneyJr
#RobertDowneyJr
March 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I'm not really one for the Oscars (a goddamn meat parade according to George C Scott), but I feel that joking about someone's drug addiction, over and over and over, they are justified in retaliating however they see fit. Leave Robert Downey Jr alone people and move on.
#RobertDowneyJr
#RobertDowneyJr
I agree. As much as I agree that a fully loaded sandwich should contain bacon.
March 17, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I agree. As much as I agree that a fully loaded sandwich should contain bacon.
My party's barbarian when they emerge from a pile of ratling, goblin, and lich corpses and ignore words like saving and death throws:
March 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
My party's barbarian when they emerge from a pile of ratling, goblin, and lich corpses and ignore words like saving and death throws:
When your party's barbarian emerges from a horde of ratling, goblin, and lich corpses and just ignores words like saving and death throws:
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonsanddragons
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
When your party's barbarian emerges from a horde of ratling, goblin, and lich corpses and just ignores words like saving and death throws:
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonsanddragons
March 13, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I'm a day late, but here are my WIPs! A highwayman, kobold, incubus, and an Aarakocra monk. Fun stuff! #miniatures #WIP #dungeonsanddragons
March 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I'm a day late, but here are my WIPs! A highwayman, kobold, incubus, and an Aarakocra monk. Fun stuff! #miniatures #WIP #dungeonsanddragons
Signs that you're sleeping with a Nazi:
February 13, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Signs that you're sleeping with a Nazi:
"WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY THE EAGLES TO MORDOR??!???!!"
February 12, 2024 at 2:27 PM
"WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY THE EAGLES TO MORDOR??!???!!"
GGRRRRRR!!!
February 11, 2024 at 4:30 PM
GGRRRRRR!!!
It's all CGI work, Ellie. Sorry to ruin you post-apocalyptic ideals of the male anatomy.
#TheLastofUs
#TheLastofUs
February 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
It's all CGI work, Ellie. Sorry to ruin you post-apocalyptic ideals of the male anatomy.
#TheLastofUs
#TheLastofUs