The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥
@theexuberantraptor.bsky.social
Behold! It is I! Your one true source of raptor satire and raptor political sarcasm! Also raptor adjacent nerdy sci fi and fantasy commentary.
Take what joy you can from life. Like how you are not on the Epstein Files.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Take what joy you can from life. Like how you are not on the Epstein Files.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
Good morning!
Regardless of what you may be going through, take some joy that if you’re on BlueSky? Your name is not in the Epstein files.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
Regardless of what you may be going through, take some joy that if you’re on BlueSky? Your name is not in the Epstein files.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning!
Regardless of what you may be going through, take some joy that if you’re on BlueSky? Your name is not in the Epstein files.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
Regardless of what you may be going through, take some joy that if you’re on BlueSky? Your name is not in the Epstein files.
Daily Raptor Affirmation.
I’m an old dinosaur, but I’ve read my history. The first people that dictators and tyrants go after are comedians. Because they show how truly weak Orange Kings are.
By making all of us laugh at them.
By making all of us laugh at them.
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m an old dinosaur, but I’ve read my history. The first people that dictators and tyrants go after are comedians. Because they show how truly weak Orange Kings are.
By making all of us laugh at them.
By making all of us laugh at them.
It’s not a prison. It’s a death camp.
April 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s not a prison. It’s a death camp.
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BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
April 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
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Womp. Womp.
April 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Womp. Womp.
Good morning. In these dark and very stupid times we all need a laugh.
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Good morning. In these dark and very stupid times we all need a laugh.
I did Nazi this coming. Oh wait, we did and told you so!
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration has acknowledged that it grabbed a Maryland father with protected status and mistakenly deported him to El Salvador—but claims that courts are powerless to order his return, @nickmiroff.bsky.social reports: theatln.tc/Bot5mE4O
An ‘Administrative Error’ Sends a Maryland Father to a Salvadoran Prison
The Trump administration says it mistakenly deported an immigrant with protected status but that courts are powerless to order his return.
theatln.tc
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I did Nazi this coming. Oh wait, we did and told you so!
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A lovely meme before you go to bed. Sleep well.
March 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A lovely meme before you go to bed. Sleep well.
For all the humans who need a little laugh to get through the day.
March 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
For all the humans who need a little laugh to get through the day.
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We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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It’s not about “DEI.”
March 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s not about “DEI.”
There is a constant pattern where religious leaders, youth pastors, and Republicans get arrested for the worst crimes imaginable.
But it’s never a drag queen.
www.instagram.com/reel/DHWwOEm...
But it’s never a drag queen.
www.instagram.com/reel/DHWwOEm...
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March 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There is a constant pattern where religious leaders, youth pastors, and Republicans get arrested for the worst crimes imaginable.
But it’s never a drag queen.
www.instagram.com/reel/DHWwOEm...
But it’s never a drag queen.
www.instagram.com/reel/DHWwOEm...
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Good morning mammals! It is I, the one true Exuberant Raptor reminding all who read my words to focus on what you can control. To live and laugh at those in power and endure the limitless stupidity.
The more you laugh at the Mango MAGA the less power you give him.
I have spoken!
The more you laugh at the Mango MAGA the less power you give him.
I have spoken!
March 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good morning mammals! It is I, the one true Exuberant Raptor reminding all who read my words to focus on what you can control. To live and laugh at those in power and endure the limitless stupidity.
The more you laugh at the Mango MAGA the less power you give him.
I have spoken!
The more you laugh at the Mango MAGA the less power you give him.
I have spoken!
Friends, mammals, citizens! I think it is long overdue to refer to MAGA as who and what they truly are: The most useful idiots in world history!
The Exuberant Raptor has spoken.
The Exuberant Raptor has spoken.
March 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Friends, mammals, citizens! I think it is long overdue to refer to MAGA as who and what they truly are: The most useful idiots in world history!
The Exuberant Raptor has spoken.
The Exuberant Raptor has spoken.