The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥
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Behold! It is I! Your one true source of raptor satire and raptor political sarcasm! Also raptor adjacent nerdy sci fi and fantasy commentary.
I’m going to be using this meme a lot in the upcoming weeks.
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m going to be using this meme a lot in the upcoming weeks.
Good morning. I’ll just leave this here.
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Good morning. I’ll just leave this here.
I’ll just leave these words of wisdom here.
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’ll just leave these words of wisdom here.
Only brained morons like this corpse.
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Only brained morons like this corpse.
I did Nazi that coming. Comedians are the first people tyrants want to remove from the public sphere. Because MAGA are the most thin skinned hypersensitive snowflakes in American history. They can’t even take a joke. See below:
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I did Nazi that coming. Comedians are the first people tyrants want to remove from the public sphere. Because MAGA are the most thin skinned hypersensitive snowflakes in American history. They can’t even take a joke. See below:
No kids deserve to be in a school shooting. But this guy thought children sacrificed to the gun lobby was a worthwhile sacrifice. The rich are worth less to me than kids.
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
No kids deserve to be in a school shooting. But this guy thought children sacrificed to the gun lobby was a worthwhile sacrifice. The rich are worth less to me than kids.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the whining coming from the White House. Boo hoo for Donny.
September 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the whining coming from the White House. Boo hoo for Donny.
Irony:
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
Oxford dictionary.
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
Oxford dictionary.
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Irony:
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
Oxford dictionary.
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
Oxford dictionary.
So… Does Dementia Dimwit Don still fail to understand that Brown skin is not a crime?
Yup. Thought so.
Yup. Thought so.
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So… Does Dementia Dimwit Don still fail to understand that Brown skin is not a crime?
Yup. Thought so.
Yup. Thought so.
It’s amazing how hyper sensitive modern Republicans are. Jimmy Kimmel didn’t even crack a joke at the dead man’s expense. I however…
September 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s amazing how hyper sensitive modern Republicans are. Jimmy Kimmel didn’t even crack a joke at the dead man’s expense. I however…
It is only a matter of time until Democrats take control of the White House, the House of Representatives and the Senate. I think Pam needs a tread very lightly because her dictator Donald will not always be there to pardon her.
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It is only a matter of time until Democrats take control of the White House, the House of Representatives and the Senate. I think Pam needs a tread very lightly because her dictator Donald will not always be there to pardon her.
I’m an old dinosaur so I miss the days when Americans fought Nazis tooth and nail rather than putting them into the White House.
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m an old dinosaur so I miss the days when Americans fought Nazis tooth and nail rather than putting them into the White House.
Ha! No. Kirk was a terrible person.
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ha! No. Kirk was a terrible person.
Smart people can remember the Epstein files.
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Smart people can remember the Epstein files.
If anything that shows how much Trump and his cult hate jokes. Which is why we should mock them all the more.
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If anything that shows how much Trump and his cult hate jokes. Which is why we should mock them all the more.
Elect a dictator clown, get a circus and World War III.
June 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Elect a dictator clown, get a circus and World War III.
Meanwhile the sheep go…
June 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Meanwhile the sheep go…
What are the odds?
June 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What are the odds?
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
I’ll just leave this here. Also why hasn’t Iran had a nuke since Netanyahu said that they were weeks away for more than a decade?
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ll just leave this here. Also why hasn’t Iran had a nuke since Netanyahu said that they were weeks away for more than a decade?
At this point I suspect his dementia is so bad that our Cretin in Chief cannot tell what is real anymore.
April 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
At this point I suspect his dementia is so bad that our Cretin in Chief cannot tell what is real anymore.
Punch Nazis. It’s the American way.
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Punch Nazis. It’s the American way.
Live your life where when this era of stupidity and darkness is over, your children and grandchildren will not be ashamed of you. Do not comply in advance.
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Live your life where when this era of stupidity and darkness is over, your children and grandchildren will not be ashamed of you. Do not comply in advance.
Just something to brighten your day and hopefully make you laugh.
April 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just something to brighten your day and hopefully make you laugh.
When history looks back upon this dark and stupid age, do not live your life in a way where your children and grandchildren will be ashamed of you. Do not obey in advance.
April 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When history looks back upon this dark and stupid age, do not live your life in a way where your children and grandchildren will be ashamed of you. Do not obey in advance.