The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥
@theexuberantraptor.bsky.social
Behold! It is I! Your one true source of raptor satire and raptor political sarcasm! Also raptor adjacent nerdy sci fi and fantasy commentary.
Cry harder MAGA. You truly are the biggest crybabies on the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Cry harder MAGA. You truly are the biggest crybabies on the planet.
I am choosing to remain hopeful. Maybe because I’m just a dinosaur. But mostly because of the endless outrage in the age of the Internet, where we see innocent people being arrested for no reason.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am choosing to remain hopeful. Maybe because I’m just a dinosaur. But mostly because of the endless outrage in the age of the Internet, where we see innocent people being arrested for no reason.
Womp. Womp. Just following orders did not go well for the Nazis in Germany. It will not go well for the people that will be arrested for kidnapping in the next few years.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Womp. Womp. Just following orders did not go well for the Nazis in Germany. It will not go well for the people that will be arrested for kidnapping in the next few years.
I’m not the one who believes that Nazis are above the law.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m not the one who believes that Nazis are above the law.
No. No they are not. I’m expecting a series of Nuremberg like trials where the modern day Gestapo is finally held accountable.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No. No they are not. I’m expecting a series of Nuremberg like trials where the modern day Gestapo is finally held accountable.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to the Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files so we can all monitor them.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Release the Epstein files so we can all monitor them.
Sorry, I can’t hear him with his head so firmly up Trump’s ass.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry, I can’t hear him with his head so firmly up Trump’s ass.
Republicans: Sure sex crimes are not really crimes are they? It’s not like children are people or something!
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Republicans: Sure sex crimes are not really crimes are they? It’s not like children are people or something!
When the prince of pedophiles can’t even remember where his own office is, we’re all cooked. At least until the midterms.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
When the prince of pedophiles can’t even remember where his own office is, we’re all cooked. At least until the midterms.
All they want for Christmas is the Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
All they want for Christmas is the Epstein files.
We live in stupid and strange times. Very stupid, very strange.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We live in stupid and strange times. Very stupid, very strange.
Cry harder Nazi. We will use free speech to tell everyone who and what you are.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cry harder Nazi. We will use free speech to tell everyone who and what you are.
What’s the difference between the Hindenburg and Donald Trump? One is a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other one is a blimp.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What’s the difference between the Hindenburg and Donald Trump? One is a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other one is a blimp.
If you support Trump, you were supporting a pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you support Trump, you were supporting a pedophile.
Personally, I really don’t care what any magic book says. Especially when it was written by people who had no idea where the sun goes at night!
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Personally, I really don’t care what any magic book says. Especially when it was written by people who had no idea where the sun goes at night!
Trump always chickens out
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trump always chickens out
I’ve managed to walk through life for millions of years since before the meteor hit this planet, and never once associated with a pedophile. It’s really not that hard.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ve managed to walk through life for millions of years since before the meteor hit this planet, and never once associated with a pedophile. It’s really not that hard.
Most of whom are on the Epstein list no doubt.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Most of whom are on the Epstein list no doubt.
I love the taste of MAGA tears in the morning.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love the taste of MAGA tears in the morning.
Yes. Republicans see women as Trump does. As objects, not people.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yes. Republicans see women as Trump does. As objects, not people.
I never thought Marjorie Taylor Greene would ever stand on the right side of anything. But even she can see that Trump is doomed along with all those that support him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I never thought Marjorie Taylor Greene would ever stand on the right side of anything. But even she can see that Trump is doomed along with all those that support him.
How many of them paid bribes to Trump? All of them I wager.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How many of them paid bribes to Trump? All of them I wager.
Oh to see Trump get in a fight with a UFC champ. A raptor can dream.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh to see Trump get in a fight with a UFC champ. A raptor can dream.