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“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
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· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
And just like that… 😈💅
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November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
And just like that… 😈💅
Wait… so Nicki Minaj was telling the TRUTH about the Grammys?!? Damn, I thought the ppl said she was just a bitter hater. YIKES. 🤯🙃
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wait… so Nicki Minaj was telling the TRUTH about the Grammys?!? Damn, I thought the ppl said she was just a bitter hater. YIKES. 🤯🙃
Manifesting more friends with mortgages, 401Ks, passports, AmEX cards, and Lexapro prescriptions for 2026…
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🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Manifesting more friends with mortgages, 401Ks, passports, AmEX cards, and Lexapro prescriptions for 2026…
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Hate to be that person, but…
The release of the Epstein Files are NOT going to bring inflation down, create a path for universal healthcare, reform immigration policy, or get that bloated wart out of The White House. 🤏🏾😩
The release of the Epstein Files are NOT going to bring inflation down, create a path for universal healthcare, reform immigration policy, or get that bloated wart out of The White House. 🤏🏾😩
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November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hate to be that person, but…
The release of the Epstein Files are NOT going to bring inflation down, create a path for universal healthcare, reform immigration policy, or get that bloated wart out of The White House. 🤏🏾😩
The release of the Epstein Files are NOT going to bring inflation down, create a path for universal healthcare, reform immigration policy, or get that bloated wart out of The White House. 🤏🏾😩
Most of the political issues that piss me off these aren’t even things that affect my daily life. My rage is fueled by empathy for others who shouldn’t have to deal with homelessness, food insecurity, lack of health care, or fear of false imprisonment/deportation. I want lower taxes but SHIT MAN!
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November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Most of the political issues that piss me off these aren’t even things that affect my daily life. My rage is fueled by empathy for others who shouldn’t have to deal with homelessness, food insecurity, lack of health care, or fear of false imprisonment/deportation. I want lower taxes but SHIT MAN!
It’s MOVEMBER, so to all my 35+ fellas: Please make sure that you get a prostate and testicle exam on your calendar before the year ends!!! 💚💙
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s MOVEMBER, so to all my 35+ fellas: Please make sure that you get a prostate and testicle exam on your calendar before the year ends!!! 💚💙
I don’t play about Sharon Marie OR Mary Elizabeth, so I always advise others to act accordingly. ⚠️🙅🏾♂️⚠️
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don’t play about Sharon Marie OR Mary Elizabeth, so I always advise others to act accordingly. ⚠️🙅🏾♂️⚠️
Deena should’ve swung on Effie as soon as she called her a “tweety bird” and then referred to herself as a “real woman” in front of Curtis… cuz bitch what that mean?! If you want to know if he like fat girls, just say that! 🤨 #Dreamgirls
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November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Deena should’ve swung on Effie as soon as she called her a “tweety bird” and then referred to herself as a “real woman” in front of Curtis… cuz bitch what that mean?! If you want to know if he like fat girls, just say that! 🤨 #Dreamgirls
Watching “Dreamgirls” on Netflix and just referred to CC as Ted. 💀
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November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Watching “Dreamgirls” on Netflix and just referred to CC as Ted. 💀
Every rose has its thorns, I’m pretty dangerous baby. 🌹😘💋
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every rose has its thorns, I’m pretty dangerous baby. 🌹😘💋
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"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
I’m BLACK. Expiration dates on anything other than food are SUGGESTIONS. 🤏🏾😌
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m BLACK. Expiration dates on anything other than food are SUGGESTIONS. 🤏🏾😌
I’m finna start writing songs like I’m Joseline. 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m finna start writing songs like I’m Joseline. 🤣
Ari Lennox >>>>>>>>>
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ari Lennox >>>>>>>>>
He (like most Black republicans/conservatives) found out in real time just what they really think about him! It’s infuriating that we can’t express different political beliefs and maintain respect, but I kinda love to see it when the leopards eat their faces. 🫣 Those ppl 🗣️ AREN’T YOUR FRIENDS!! 🤷🏾
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He (like most Black republicans/conservatives) found out in real time just what they really think about him! It’s infuriating that we can’t express different political beliefs and maintain respect, but I kinda love to see it when the leopards eat their faces. 🫣 Those ppl 🗣️ AREN’T YOUR FRIENDS!! 🤷🏾
I prayed for love instead of common sense…
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I prayed for love instead of common sense…
Took Yoshi for a long walk in the park today to burn off some energy and squirrel watch! 🐿️🐕🦺🍂
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Took Yoshi for a long walk in the park today to burn off some energy and squirrel watch! 🐿️🐕🦺🍂
#CardOfTheDay - 4 of Swords: “Pause before you push.” — Today isn’t about action; it’s about recovery and clarity. Your mind and spirit need space to heal and recharge before you take your next step. 🧘🏾♂️
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#CardOfTheDay - 4 of Swords: “Pause before you push.” — Today isn’t about action; it’s about recovery and clarity. Your mind and spirit need space to heal and recharge before you take your next step. 🧘🏾♂️
Got invited to a tantric yoga class for black gay men… and all I could think was how that’s a lot of words for an ‘orgy’…
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November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Got invited to a tantric yoga class for black gay men… and all I could think was how that’s a lot of words for an ‘orgy’…
Be unapologetically you… but if that causes unintentional harm to someone you care for — APOLOGIZE & GROW!! ✨🧘🏾♂️✨
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Be unapologetically you… but if that causes unintentional harm to someone you care for — APOLOGIZE & GROW!! ✨🧘🏾♂️✨
Last night’s dream went a little bit like this… 🛌💭
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Last night’s dream went a little bit like this… 🛌💭
The definition of “Don’t miss the message because of the messenger”… 👆🏾🙂↕️
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The definition of “Don’t miss the message because of the messenger”… 👆🏾🙂↕️
The only weight loss tea some of my family members ever used was POVER-TEA. You could always tell when nighas were broke cuz you could finally see their necks. My Lord today. 😭😩💀
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The only weight loss tea some of my family members ever used was POVER-TEA. You could always tell when nighas were broke cuz you could finally see their necks. My Lord today. 😭😩💀
I mean, look at the material!! 😍
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I mean, look at the material!! 😍