U.S. Dept of Chaos
@thederekdoll.com
🌹Prince Derek Doll ™🌹
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“Safe space” isn’t real… be BRAVE.
HBCU Grad • AɸA • LA ✈️ NJ
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“Safe space” isn’t real… be BRAVE.
HBCU Grad • AɸA • LA ✈️ NJ
Pinned
U.S. Dept of Chaos
@thederekdoll.com
· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
Happy Valentine’s Day ✨💖✨
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day ✨💖✨
Well it’s becoming clear we’ve got a character on our hands. 😂🐈⬛
#KyotoSugarfoot
#KyotoSugarfoot
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Well it’s becoming clear we’ve got a character on our hands. 😂🐈⬛
#KyotoSugarfoot
#KyotoSugarfoot
Proof of LIFE! 🍝🤤
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Proof of LIFE! 🍝🤤
Welcome to the family Kyoto a/k/a “Sugarfoot” 🖤🫶🏾😍
They’re only 4 months old and already had the personality of a star. They have Yoshi’s black coat and Tokyo’s white underbelly and feet, so they’re the perfect end to the trilogy. A new spoiled brat is among us! 🐈⬛🥹
They’re only 4 months old and already had the personality of a star. They have Yoshi’s black coat and Tokyo’s white underbelly and feet, so they’re the perfect end to the trilogy. A new spoiled brat is among us! 🐈⬛🥹
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Welcome to the family Kyoto a/k/a “Sugarfoot” 🖤🫶🏾😍
They’re only 4 months old and already had the personality of a star. They have Yoshi’s black coat and Tokyo’s white underbelly and feet, so they’re the perfect end to the trilogy. A new spoiled brat is among us! 🐈⬛🥹
They’re only 4 months old and already had the personality of a star. They have Yoshi’s black coat and Tokyo’s white underbelly and feet, so they’re the perfect end to the trilogy. A new spoiled brat is among us! 🐈⬛🥹
Adopted a new cat tonight and they are a STAR honey! Say hello to Sugarfoot the tuxedo cat!! 🥳⭐️🐈⬛
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Adopted a new cat tonight and they are a STAR honey! Say hello to Sugarfoot the tuxedo cat!! 🥳⭐️🐈⬛
Beyoncé 🙌🏾😩 >>>
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February 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Beyoncé 🙌🏾😩 >>>
Vibing out in my jock letting the bass knock. 🎶😌🎧
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Vibing out in my jock letting the bass knock. 🎶😌🎧
And suddenly… I wanna go outside and be with the people. 🤏🏾🥳
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
And suddenly… I wanna go outside and be with the people. 🤏🏾🥳
Just cut my hair.
Don’t talk to me. 😌
Don’t talk to me. 😌
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February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Just cut my hair.
Don’t talk to me. 😌
Don’t talk to me. 😌
And we’ll all be tuning in to cheer @durandbernarr.bsky.social on, AMEN?!? 🤏🏾😌… they both finna cut the fool with those mics on, you hear me?!? 🙌🏾😩
GRAMMY-winner Durand Bernarr teases his appearance on ‘The Jennifer Hudson Show’:
“Sanctified Shenanigans Loading…”
“Sanctified Shenanigans Loading…”
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
And we’ll all be tuning in to cheer @durandbernarr.bsky.social on, AMEN?!? 🤏🏾😌… they both finna cut the fool with those mics on, you hear me?!? 🙌🏾😩
🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHET?!?! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHET?!?! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
No Valentine’s Day plans this year… and that’s kinda wild since I’m newly engaged, have two boyfriends, a side couple, and friends…
I’m finna dump all these nighas. 😑
I’m finna dump all these nighas. 😑
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February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
No Valentine’s Day plans this year… and that’s kinda wild since I’m newly engaged, have two boyfriends, a side couple, and friends…
I’m finna dump all these nighas. 😑
I’m finna dump all these nighas. 😑
Complaining about a halftime show during an hours long game of literal millionaires in tights and jockstraps playing “pass the ball” is kinda crazy when you’re losing access to healthcare, free speech, free press, the right to vote, and getting shot by law enforcement at protests… YIKES! 😬
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February 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Complaining about a halftime show during an hours long game of literal millionaires in tights and jockstraps playing “pass the ball” is kinda crazy when you’re losing access to healthcare, free speech, free press, the right to vote, and getting shot by law enforcement at protests… YIKES! 😬
My favorite part of the unboxing video 🤭🍑🐪
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
My favorite part of the unboxing video 🤭🍑🐪
“I’ve seen you, I know how you look.”
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February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
“I’ve seen you, I know how you look.”
If you ask me my opinion or perspective about something relatively trivial, the moment you try to challenge me or prompt a debate… I will concede.
At this time, I just don’t have the energy to go back and forth with anyone about shit I really don’t care about. You right, you won, what now? 🥱
At this time, I just don’t have the energy to go back and forth with anyone about shit I really don’t care about. You right, you won, what now? 🥱
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
If you ask me my opinion or perspective about something relatively trivial, the moment you try to challenge me or prompt a debate… I will concede.
At this time, I just don’t have the energy to go back and forth with anyone about shit I really don’t care about. You right, you won, what now? 🥱
At this time, I just don’t have the energy to go back and forth with anyone about shit I really don’t care about. You right, you won, what now? 🥱
The Trumpfs have a generational curse of being weird looking, predatory con artists — so how dare DJT ever try to clown the Obamas when he was spawned by people who look like THIS?!? 👇🏾🥴😭🤡
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The Trumpfs have a generational curse of being weird looking, predatory con artists — so how dare DJT ever try to clown the Obamas when he was spawned by people who look like THIS?!? 👇🏾🥴😭🤡
Ran up that hill to finally get my hands and body on @carterwear.bsky.social x @sirxcarter.bsky.social 🩲😜🖤
#SupportBlackBusinesses #HumpDay
#SupportBlackBusinesses #HumpDay
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Ran up that hill to finally get my hands and body on @carterwear.bsky.social x @sirxcarter.bsky.social 🩲😜🖤
#SupportBlackBusinesses #HumpDay
#SupportBlackBusinesses #HumpDay
I love telling people what I’m not gone do.
Especially people who have proven they don’t know what they hell they’re talking about
Especially people who have proven they don’t know what they hell they’re talking about
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I love telling people what I’m not gone do.
Especially people who have proven they don’t know what they hell they’re talking about
Especially people who have proven they don’t know what they hell they’re talking about
14 years ago we lost The Voice, but not the impact! She has no business being dead. We love you Whitney! 💜🫶🏾🌹
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
14 years ago we lost The Voice, but not the impact! She has no business being dead. We love you Whitney! 💜🫶🏾🌹
How we friends with benefits, but you won’t let me use yo food stamp card? 😩
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February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
How we friends with benefits, but you won’t let me use yo food stamp card? 😩
Black HERITAGE Month >>> Black History Month
Celebrate the culture that lives and breathes, not just the past we’ve survived. 🖤✊🏾😌
Celebrate the culture that lives and breathes, not just the past we’ve survived. 🖤✊🏾😌
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Black HERITAGE Month >>> Black History Month
Celebrate the culture that lives and breathes, not just the past we’ve survived. 🖤✊🏾😌
Celebrate the culture that lives and breathes, not just the past we’ve survived. 🖤✊🏾😌
Thought this was about the Clintons 💀
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Thought this was about the Clintons 💀