U.S. Dept of Chaos
@thederekdoll.com
🌹Prince Derek Doll ™🌹
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
IG/SC: thederekdoll
http://thederekdoll.com
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
IG/SC: thederekdoll
http://thederekdoll.com
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U.S. Dept of Chaos
@thederekdoll.com
· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
Just ran across my old IG story bumper… I miss my hair now 🥺
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Just ran across my old IG story bumper… I miss my hair now 🥺
When you finally get your hands, mouth, and 🕳️ on the nigha with good skin, pretty eyes, nice teeth, tatts, thick dvck, dreads, and a phat ass‼️ 😵💫😩😮💨
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
When you finally get your hands, mouth, and 🕳️ on the nigha with good skin, pretty eyes, nice teeth, tatts, thick dvck, dreads, and a phat ass‼️ 😵💫😩😮💨
Never accept being tolerated. Go where you’re loved, supported, and celebrated. Build community with those who want to build community with you. You don’t owe anybody a gotdamn thing beloved. ❤️🫶🏽
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Never accept being tolerated. Go where you’re loved, supported, and celebrated. Build community with those who want to build community with you. You don’t owe anybody a gotdamn thing beloved. ❤️🫶🏽
2025 has been a ✨GREAT✨ year for The Doll! 🍾🥳🏆
• New house
• New car
• New title & pay raise
• Harvard Business School
• Newark Pride’s new era
• Got engaged
• Moved my mom to NJ
2026 will be the “Year of Ascension” and nothing — including me— will get in the way!🤴🏾🔱
• New house
• New car
• New title & pay raise
• Harvard Business School
• Newark Pride’s new era
• Got engaged
• Moved my mom to NJ
2026 will be the “Year of Ascension” and nothing — including me— will get in the way!🤴🏾🔱
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
2025 has been a ✨GREAT✨ year for The Doll! 🍾🥳🏆
• New house
• New car
• New title & pay raise
• Harvard Business School
• Newark Pride’s new era
• Got engaged
• Moved my mom to NJ
2026 will be the “Year of Ascension” and nothing — including me— will get in the way!🤴🏾🔱
• New house
• New car
• New title & pay raise
• Harvard Business School
• Newark Pride’s new era
• Got engaged
• Moved my mom to NJ
2026 will be the “Year of Ascension” and nothing — including me— will get in the way!🤴🏾🔱
Do yall do annual friendship reviews, or is it just me? 👀
I think it’s valuable to do check-ins in EVERY relationship, especially when you’re on a path of progression. Everybody can’t go where you’re going and I like to double check my guest list. Idk.
I think it’s valuable to do check-ins in EVERY relationship, especially when you’re on a path of progression. Everybody can’t go where you’re going and I like to double check my guest list. Idk.
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December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Do yall do annual friendship reviews, or is it just me? 👀
I think it’s valuable to do check-ins in EVERY relationship, especially when you’re on a path of progression. Everybody can’t go where you’re going and I like to double check my guest list. Idk.
I think it’s valuable to do check-ins in EVERY relationship, especially when you’re on a path of progression. Everybody can’t go where you’re going and I like to double check my guest list. Idk.
Me when Ahna SMAC rocked DJ Sky 😳 #BaddiesUSA
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me when Ahna SMAC rocked DJ Sky 😳 #BaddiesUSA
Today had me fucked up… FRFR 😭😵💫🫠
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Today had me fucked up… FRFR 😭😵💫🫠
I almost fucked up the New Year because I forgot what day of the week today is! Lemme submit this payroll before we ALL end up down to the SNAP office! 😩
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I almost fucked up the New Year because I forgot what day of the week today is! Lemme submit this payroll before we ALL end up down to the SNAP office! 😩
Depression didn’t win in 2025!
Procrastination didn’t win in 2025!
Sickness didn’t win in 2025!
Poverty didn’t win in 2025!
Betrayal didn’t win in 2025!
Gratefulness won!
Diligence won!
More water and rest won!
Advocating for self won!
Clarity and adjustment won!
Cheers to 2026! 🥂
Procrastination didn’t win in 2025!
Sickness didn’t win in 2025!
Poverty didn’t win in 2025!
Betrayal didn’t win in 2025!
Gratefulness won!
Diligence won!
More water and rest won!
Advocating for self won!
Clarity and adjustment won!
Cheers to 2026! 🥂
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Depression didn’t win in 2025!
Procrastination didn’t win in 2025!
Sickness didn’t win in 2025!
Poverty didn’t win in 2025!
Betrayal didn’t win in 2025!
Gratefulness won!
Diligence won!
More water and rest won!
Advocating for self won!
Clarity and adjustment won!
Cheers to 2026! 🥂
Procrastination didn’t win in 2025!
Sickness didn’t win in 2025!
Poverty didn’t win in 2025!
Betrayal didn’t win in 2025!
Gratefulness won!
Diligence won!
More water and rest won!
Advocating for self won!
Clarity and adjustment won!
Cheers to 2026! 🥂
I’m so glad social media wasn’t around when Madame C.J. Walker became America’s first Black female millionaire…
We really are our biggest critics and it’s no wonder why we’re the easiest demographic to divide and conquer. We truly don’t celebrate, sustain, or collaborate with each other enough. 😓
We really are our biggest critics and it’s no wonder why we’re the easiest demographic to divide and conquer. We truly don’t celebrate, sustain, or collaborate with each other enough. 😓
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m so glad social media wasn’t around when Madame C.J. Walker became America’s first Black female millionaire…
We really are our biggest critics and it’s no wonder why we’re the easiest demographic to divide and conquer. We truly don’t celebrate, sustain, or collaborate with each other enough. 😓
We really are our biggest critics and it’s no wonder why we’re the easiest demographic to divide and conquer. We truly don’t celebrate, sustain, or collaborate with each other enough. 😓
Beyoncé has WORKED for over 30+ years. She invested in herself, invested in others that generated a return, has real estate, created several other streams of income, gives back through her foundation, and is still pushing a product that is in high demand — BEYONCÉ! She deserves this! Congrats Bey! 🐝
BIG B AND THAT B STAND FOR BILLION❗️ www.forbes.com/sites/mattcr...
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Beyoncé has WORKED for over 30+ years. She invested in herself, invested in others that generated a return, has real estate, created several other streams of income, gives back through her foundation, and is still pushing a product that is in high demand — BEYONCÉ! She deserves this! Congrats Bey! 🐝
“I’ll beat errybody up in here”
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Post your facial reaction:
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
WHEW!! The real world ain’t safe and neither is the internet. I pray that 2026 is a BRAVE SPACE where ppl truly navigate in the fullness of who they are no matter what. Everything ain’t for everybody and that’s ok. Protect your peace and bring peace to those who can offer the same. 🙏🏾
A lot of y’all are not the safe spaces y’all claim to be.
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
WHEW!! The real world ain’t safe and neither is the internet. I pray that 2026 is a BRAVE SPACE where ppl truly navigate in the fullness of who they are no matter what. Everything ain’t for everybody and that’s ok. Protect your peace and bring peace to those who can offer the same. 🙏🏾
Just woke back up for an event that starts in 30 minutes. 😵💫
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just woke back up for an event that starts in 30 minutes. 😵💫
Last SKIRCLE and Bubbel update of 2025. Shoutout to the real ones who finished strong! 🫶🏾😎
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Last SKIRCLE and Bubbel update of 2025. Shoutout to the real ones who finished strong! 🫶🏾😎
What day is it? 😵💫
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What day is it? 😵💫
All the lighting is done for our Pre-NYE house party tonight. Now the only thing left to do is to finish the food… oh and cut my hair… and shower… get dressed… walk the dog… salt the stairs… FUCK IT! Lemme pop this bottle NEOW! 🕺🏾🪩🥳🎉
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All the lighting is done for our Pre-NYE house party tonight. Now the only thing left to do is to finish the food… oh and cut my hair… and shower… get dressed… walk the dog… salt the stairs… FUCK IT! Lemme pop this bottle NEOW! 🕺🏾🪩🥳🎉
In 2026, I’m going to be more intentional about taking things in as “information only” because most of the conversations I’ve experienced this year didn’t even require a response after the first thought was shared. 🤷🏾♂️
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December 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In 2026, I’m going to be more intentional about taking things in as “information only” because most of the conversations I’ve experienced this year didn’t even require a response after the first thought was shared. 🤷🏾♂️
New #pfp — screen capture from my “MIRROR” music video: youtu.be/R8IdhAGaoO0?... 🎬🥰📹
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
New #pfp — screen capture from my “MIRROR” music video: youtu.be/R8IdhAGaoO0?... 🎬🥰📹
Don’t invite me to a strip club unless they serve fried chicken wings… not buffalo wingettes, not boneless big ass chicken nuggets…. FRIED CHICKEN WINGS WITH ALL THREE SECTIONS ATTACHED!! 😑
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Don’t invite me to a strip club unless they serve fried chicken wings… not buffalo wingettes, not boneless big ass chicken nuggets…. FRIED CHICKEN WINGS WITH ALL THREE SECTIONS ATTACHED!! 😑
“Merry Christmas and thank you for Spider-Man” 😂😭💀☠️
I don't know if you heard that Jimmy Kimmel was invited to give the "Alternative Christmas Message" to run opposite the one from King Charles. This is it, and I, personally, got a kick out of his last line.
Jimmy Kimmel's Alternative Christmas Message (Channel 4 UK)
YouTube video by LateNighter
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December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“Merry Christmas and thank you for Spider-Man” 😂😭💀☠️
Me catching up on the latest BGS drama on here… yikes. 😵💫
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me catching up on the latest BGS drama on here… yikes. 😵💫
*walks in bathroom to pee* 🚽🚶🏿♂️
*and realizes I’m being watched* 😐
“Now why the hell are you in there? We are BLACK!” 🧐🗣️
*and realizes I’m being watched* 😐
“Now why the hell are you in there? We are BLACK!” 🧐🗣️
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*walks in bathroom to pee* 🚽🚶🏿♂️
*and realizes I’m being watched* 😐
“Now why the hell are you in there? We are BLACK!” 🧐🗣️
*and realizes I’m being watched* 😐
“Now why the hell are you in there? We are BLACK!” 🧐🗣️
I really spent the day bedrotting and somehow I’m on episode 7 of…. #Landman?!? I thought this show was about oil rigging, but they in here beating ass, pistol whipping nighas, and giving out $30M settlements! Now why am I hooked on this lil Texas hillbilly ass shit!? 🙄😂
a woman is sitting on a couch eating popcorn from a container that says pop corn
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December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I really spent the day bedrotting and somehow I’m on episode 7 of…. #Landman?!? I thought this show was about oil rigging, but they in here beating ass, pistol whipping nighas, and giving out $30M settlements! Now why am I hooked on this lil Texas hillbilly ass shit!? 🙄😂
What books are yall planning to read in 2026?
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What books are yall planning to read in 2026?