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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer

“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”

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Run me that Donica Lewinsky! 🥹😈😮‍💨
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Life ain’t fair, I STG! 😤😩😭

#epstein #trump #clinton #releasethefiles #thisisghetto
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yoshi damn near got us killed last night trying to drag me to the park!! That’s the last time I let him “lead” the night walk!!! OMG 🐕‍🦺🫨
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Interesting take. 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Listen, I’m just here to watch the story. ✋🏾😂
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wait… so Nicki Minaj was telling the TRUTH about the Grammys?!? Damn, I thought the ppl said she was just a bitter hater. YIKES. 🤯🙃
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s MOVEMBER, so to all my 35+ fellas: Please make sure that you get a prostate and testicle exam on your calendar before the year ends!!! 💚💙
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don’t play about Sharon Marie OR Mary Elizabeth, so I always advise others to act accordingly. ⚠️🙅🏾‍♂️⚠️
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Every rose has its thorns, I’m pretty dangerous baby. 🌹😘💋
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
He (like most Black republicans/conservatives) found out in real time just what they really think about him! It’s infuriating that we can’t express different political beliefs and maintain respect, but I kinda love to see it when the leopards eat their faces. 🫣 Those ppl 🗣️ AREN’T YOUR FRIENDS!! 🤷🏾
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Took Yoshi for a long walk in the park today to burn off some energy and squirrel watch! 🐿️🐕‍🦺🍂
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
#CardOfTheDay - 4 of Swords: “Pause before you push.” — Today isn’t about action; it’s about recovery and clarity. Your mind and spirit need space to heal and recharge before you take your next step. 🧘🏾‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last night’s dream went a little bit like this… 🛌💭
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The definition of “Don’t miss the message because of the messenger”… 👆🏾🙂‍↕️
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I mean, look at the material!! 😍
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Always be PREPARED! 🤪🍆
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The quotes on Jacquees’ latest post are frying meeeee ee e ee eeee eeee 😭🤣💀
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is STILL accurate!! 😭
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You’ll find your grave before finding another me. That’s life! 🤷🏾🙂‍↕️
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me to JOB:
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When the meeting could’ve been an email…
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM