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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer

“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”

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Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂

May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
Texting me that you miss me when you follow all my socials, know where I work, know where I live, and know that my number has been the same for 11 years is crazy. 😐
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November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Never be afraid to reinvent. ✨🌹✨
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Most people aren’t aware of the energy they carry or emit— which also means they don’t know how to use it to build genuine connections, attract what they desire, or properly dispel negative/low vibrations from their space…

Moral: YOU ARE THE CENTER OF YOUR UNIVERSE. Control the orbit. 💙
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m convinced people lose brain cells over the weekend because Monday meetings are always full of moments that challenge reality. 🧐
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You’ve already done the work you were required to do and now it’s their turn to figure it out— independently. Clock out. ✨🕰️✨
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Fried chicken and De Bussy…
Sounds about right! 🍾🤤🍗
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Last night was a vibe. Glad I changed my mind! 🕺🏾
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let me see what De Bussy is giving tonight… 🍾😝
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’d rather be taken for granted than to be taken for a fool. 🥱
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If you don’t recognize this mouth, you’re too young for me babe. 🤏🏾🙂‍↕️
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Los Angeles (2020) 📸
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Never meet your heroes…
They gone try to fuck you. 😩 #MagazineDreams
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Damn. That man was on steroids AND cocaine?! Liver and heart just gone be fatty and stressed!! Yikes!
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ms. Tokyo really be serving the gworls. She’s so cvnt! 😩
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’m watching ‘Magazine Dreams’ and bitch I know that’s right!! The body on that man is crazy! 🥴😜😌
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Let’s cook a meal together and share family recipes. 😍
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Happy Sunday, Dollings! 🫧💙🫧
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Guess I’ll pop outside for a lil bit of playtime tonight. 🤏🏾😏
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Two events tonight and I’m staying home. I just don’t feel like it. 😣
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tonight’s dinner: Oysters, octopus, seafood lo mein soup, and caviar. 😙🤌🏾
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The wildest people are the ones who can’t keep their word, dodge accountability, and call their character flaws ‘just how I am.’ Growth starts where excuses end.

Have a great weekend everyone! ✨🙂✨
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My baby boy has decided he requires daily park visits for his mental health… cuz after racing here today he literally just sat down and took in the scene. 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
His toenails looked like SUNFLOWER SEEDS?!? 😵‍💫💀
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Run me that Donica Lewinsky! 🥹😈😮‍💨
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m a menace online, but my social anxiety really be kicking my ass in public. I don’t even go to functions anymore unless I’m going with someone I know. I just—
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November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM