The Darklady
@thedarklady.bsky.social
I write. I talk. I produce amazing events. I upset the status quo w/out trying. I have been called "infamous," "quirky," "brilliant" & "incorrigible." No lies.
Pinned
It's Veterans to the Beginning on Dad's Side
My Paternal Line Has Been Here a While & Fought a Few Wars.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com
My latest on Substack. It's a Veteran's Day special observation.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/its-vetera...
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/its-vetera...
Sounds like @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social has a new spokesman sharing the grievances of MAGA...
youtube.com/shorts/9qivX...
youtube.com/shorts/9qivX...
A WWII Film With a Modern Message
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sounds like @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social has a new spokesman sharing the grievances of MAGA...
youtube.com/shorts/9qivX...
youtube.com/shorts/9qivX...
It's almost time for a holiday were we feast with friends, family, strangers, or alone. The perfect time to pick up a copy of my 2nd book. Yes, it's 10 years old, but it's an archive of Peak Pre-Portlandia Portland and the strip club scene. Also, the LA porn scene.
www.amazon.com/Darkladys-Ca...
www.amazon.com/Darkladys-Ca...
Darklady's Carnal Archives and Mesmerizing Hate Mail
Darklady's Carnal Archives and Mesmerizing Hate Mail - Kindle edition by Reed, Theresa, Wiseman, Jay. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Darklady's Carnal Archives and Mesmerizing Hate Mail.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's almost time for a holiday were we feast with friends, family, strangers, or alone. The perfect time to pick up a copy of my 2nd book. Yes, it's 10 years old, but it's an archive of Peak Pre-Portlandia Portland and the strip club scene. Also, the LA porn scene.
www.amazon.com/Darkladys-Ca...
www.amazon.com/Darkladys-Ca...
My latest on Substack. It's a Veteran's Day special observation.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/its-vetera...
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/its-vetera...
It's Veterans to the Beginning on Dad's Side
My Paternal Line Has Been Here a While & Fought a Few Wars.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My latest on Substack. It's a Veteran's Day special observation.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/its-vetera...
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/its-vetera...
Darklady's Orycon 45 Schedule
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
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Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
===========
Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Darklady's Orycon 45 Schedule
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
===========
Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
===========
Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
Today would have been Charlie Kirk's 32nd birthday but he gave his life for the 2nd Amendment.
I dedicate this music video, which I had nothing to do with creating, to the dearly departed Kirk and his MAGA pals.
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
I dedicate this music video, which I had nothing to do with creating, to the dearly departed Kirk and his MAGA pals.
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
We’re the Frogs (Portland, Oregon Peaceful Protest Anthem for the "War Ravaged" city)
YouTube video by Delanae - Original Music. Storytelling. Cultural
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Today would have been Charlie Kirk's 32nd birthday but he gave his life for the 2nd Amendment.
I dedicate this music video, which I had nothing to do with creating, to the dearly departed Kirk and his MAGA pals.
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
I dedicate this music video, which I had nothing to do with creating, to the dearly departed Kirk and his MAGA pals.
youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
Does anyone have a coffin they are willing to lend/rent to me to use during my Requiem for Orycon on Saturday, October 18?
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Does anyone have a coffin they are willing to lend/rent to me to use during my Requiem for Orycon on Saturday, October 18?
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
"You are sharp, passionate & fiercely principled, never afraid to challenge authority or speak your mind. Misunderstood for your harsh demeanor, you channel your outsider status into defiance & strength. Beneath your toughness lies deep vulnerability & a longing to belong."
tinyurl.com/46jcz73s
tinyurl.com/46jcz73s
This Colorful Image Quiz Will Reveal Which "Wicked" Character You Are
Are you Elphie green or Glinda pink?
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September 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"You are sharp, passionate & fiercely principled, never afraid to challenge authority or speak your mind. Misunderstood for your harsh demeanor, you channel your outsider status into defiance & strength. Beneath your toughness lies deep vulnerability & a longing to belong."
tinyurl.com/46jcz73s
tinyurl.com/46jcz73s
NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS!
I have a wonderful friend and former guest who lives in Charlotte. They would like to meet some Friends of Darklady in the area. Who wants to make a new friend?
I have a wonderful friend and former guest who lives in Charlotte. They would like to meet some Friends of Darklady in the area. Who wants to make a new friend?
a man in a suit and tie smiles with the words make some new friends below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie smiles with the words make some new friends below him
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September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS!
I have a wonderful friend and former guest who lives in Charlotte. They would like to meet some Friends of Darklady in the area. Who wants to make a new friend?
I have a wonderful friend and former guest who lives in Charlotte. They would like to meet some Friends of Darklady in the area. Who wants to make a new friend?
Ode to the Impatient Alpha Male in the Black BMW Sports Car
Those 20 Seconds of Your Life are Gone Forever.
by Darklady
for Substack
A Darkly Humorous Tale from Real Life Courtesy of Darklady Estates, Located Near World Famous Antifa Ground Zero.
open.substack.com/pub/thatdamn...
Those 20 Seconds of Your Life are Gone Forever.
by Darklady
for Substack
A Darkly Humorous Tale from Real Life Courtesy of Darklady Estates, Located Near World Famous Antifa Ground Zero.
open.substack.com/pub/thatdamn...
Ode to the Impatient Alpha Male in the Black BMW Sports Car
Those 20 Seconds of Your Life are Gone Forever.
open.substack.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ode to the Impatient Alpha Male in the Black BMW Sports Car
Those 20 Seconds of Your Life are Gone Forever.
by Darklady
for Substack
A Darkly Humorous Tale from Real Life Courtesy of Darklady Estates, Located Near World Famous Antifa Ground Zero.
open.substack.com/pub/thatdamn...
Those 20 Seconds of Your Life are Gone Forever.
by Darklady
for Substack
A Darkly Humorous Tale from Real Life Courtesy of Darklady Estates, Located Near World Famous Antifa Ground Zero.
open.substack.com/pub/thatdamn...
The Obligatory Charlie Kirk RIP Opinion Piece
MAGA Motto: Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee
by Darklady
for Substack
I’ve always wanted to be one of the cool kids, so here’s my take on this latest and most tragic distraction from the Epstein files.
tinyurl.com/dr9r7npu
MAGA Motto: Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee
by Darklady
for Substack
I’ve always wanted to be one of the cool kids, so here’s my take on this latest and most tragic distraction from the Epstein files.
tinyurl.com/dr9r7npu
The Obligatory Charlie Kirk RIP Opinion Piece
MAGA Motto: Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee
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September 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The Obligatory Charlie Kirk RIP Opinion Piece
MAGA Motto: Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee
by Darklady
for Substack
I’ve always wanted to be one of the cool kids, so here’s my take on this latest and most tragic distraction from the Epstein files.
tinyurl.com/dr9r7npu
MAGA Motto: Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee
by Darklady
for Substack
I’ve always wanted to be one of the cool kids, so here’s my take on this latest and most tragic distraction from the Epstein files.
tinyurl.com/dr9r7npu
I'm a professional writer who loves old sci-fi movies. If it was made in the 50s & 60s, all the better. Bad science, sexism, mediocre to great acting, impressive plot concepts, funny aliens & monsters, huge space ship interiors.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
September 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm a professional writer who loves old sci-fi movies. If it was made in the 50s & 60s, all the better. Bad science, sexism, mediocre to great acting, impressive plot concepts, funny aliens & monsters, huge space ship interiors.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
I don't remember whether I shared this. I've been caught up w/birthdays, politics, sorting through boxes of memories & legal paperwork. Time has blown by & my brain is dropping packets.
Sexy Celebs Face Off During Spicy “Hot Ones Versus” Challenges 5
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
tinyurl.com/mu29327s
Sexy Celebs Face Off During Spicy “Hot Ones Versus” Challenges 5
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
tinyurl.com/mu29327s
Sexy Celebs Face Off During Spicy “Hot Ones Versus” Challenges 5 - Fleshbot
Celebrity lovers and co-stars compete for the golden chicken wing trophy during Sean Evans' spicy "Hot Ones Versus." Laughter ensues.
fleshbot.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I don't remember whether I shared this. I've been caught up w/birthdays, politics, sorting through boxes of memories & legal paperwork. Time has blown by & my brain is dropping packets.
Sexy Celebs Face Off During Spicy “Hot Ones Versus” Challenges 5
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
tinyurl.com/mu29327s
Sexy Celebs Face Off During Spicy “Hot Ones Versus” Challenges 5
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
tinyurl.com/mu29327s
Hey! Check it out! I'm, like, smart. I think a lot about stuff and things. I know because Buzzfeed says so and I always trust Buzzfeed.
www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboy...
www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboy...
Your Brain Works In One Of Three Ways — Thinker, Solver, Or Doer — And This Quiz Will Reveal Which One
You are definitely one of the three, but the one you are may surprise you.
www.buzzfeed.com
September 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hey! Check it out! I'm, like, smart. I think a lot about stuff and things. I know because Buzzfeed says so and I always trust Buzzfeed.
www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboy...
www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboy...
My 3 IUDs: A Hilarious Tale of Lady Bit Agony
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
August 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My 3 IUDs: A Hilarious Tale of Lady Bit Agony
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
What does the Socialist Conference has to do with this? I've volunteered for sci-fi conventions & free speech conferences. I bet they both have smaller budgets than DSA conventions. Yet, they manage to supply attendees w/masks. Weird. If DSA can't afford masks, I bet a Sponsor would donate some.
Unfortunately I was not in charge of buying masks/do not know what was budgeted/DSA doesn't have as many staff as Socialism Conference because there were layoffs last year.
I've worked on conventions for decades. When we know there is a need, we buy masks IN ADVANCE based on ticket sales/anticipated attendance. Then we buy extra so attendees have Back Up masks. Even with boosters, disabled people can have unique health risks which DSA absolutely should know.
August 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What does the Socialist Conference has to do with this? I've volunteered for sci-fi conventions & free speech conferences. I bet they both have smaller budgets than DSA conventions. Yet, they manage to supply attendees w/masks. Weird. If DSA can't afford masks, I bet a Sponsor would donate some.
No One Fakes Outrage Quite Like Someone in the Wrong
Everyone Loves Accountability Until It’s Their Turn.
by Darklady
on Substack
tinyurl.com/4usks8u7
Everyone Loves Accountability Until It’s Their Turn.
by Darklady
on Substack
tinyurl.com/4usks8u7
No One Fakes Outrage Quite Like Someone in the Wrong
Everyone Loves Accountability Until It’s Their Turn.
tinyurl.com
August 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
No One Fakes Outrage Quite Like Someone in the Wrong
Everyone Loves Accountability Until It’s Their Turn.
by Darklady
on Substack
tinyurl.com/4usks8u7
Everyone Loves Accountability Until It’s Their Turn.
by Darklady
on Substack
tinyurl.com/4usks8u7
Yes, my house is a mess, the bathroom smells bad (puppy pads) & there's cat shit in the dining room. Might be due to the dead people’s stuff there for the past 2 years. If you want to hear about that & how I "groomed" a 45 year old by being nice to him, TJ Gray is your man.
tinyurl.com/yzrr8ytf
tinyurl.com/yzrr8ytf
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August 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Yes, my house is a mess, the bathroom smells bad (puppy pads) & there's cat shit in the dining room. Might be due to the dead people’s stuff there for the past 2 years. If you want to hear about that & how I "groomed" a 45 year old by being nice to him, TJ Gray is your man.
tinyurl.com/yzrr8ytf
tinyurl.com/yzrr8ytf
Today I am 63. None are as surprised as I am. Thanks for being part of the high weirdness! Let's make more, only weirder!
August 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Today I am 63. None are as surprised as I am. Thanks for being part of the high weirdness! Let's make more, only weirder!
A Feast of Friends – Alive! She Cried
Life is Ephemeral. Value is Personal. Family is More Than Genes.
by Darklady
for Substack
It was my 1st 1/4 at MHCC. I was 18. My goal was to be a journalist. Thus, I took journalism courses. Sadly, I did not have a car, my mother would...
tinyurl.com/5fwuuwfy
Life is Ephemeral. Value is Personal. Family is More Than Genes.
by Darklady
for Substack
It was my 1st 1/4 at MHCC. I was 18. My goal was to be a journalist. Thus, I took journalism courses. Sadly, I did not have a car, my mother would...
tinyurl.com/5fwuuwfy
A Feast of Friends – Alive! She Cried
Life is Ephemeral. Value is Personal. Family is More Than Genes.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
A Feast of Friends – Alive! She Cried
Life is Ephemeral. Value is Personal. Family is More Than Genes.
by Darklady
for Substack
It was my 1st 1/4 at MHCC. I was 18. My goal was to be a journalist. Thus, I took journalism courses. Sadly, I did not have a car, my mother would...
tinyurl.com/5fwuuwfy
Life is Ephemeral. Value is Personal. Family is More Than Genes.
by Darklady
for Substack
It was my 1st 1/4 at MHCC. I was 18. My goal was to be a journalist. Thus, I took journalism courses. Sadly, I did not have a car, my mother would...
tinyurl.com/5fwuuwfy
Spread the word. Resist the unconstitutional, immoral, racist, dehumanizing abuse of immigrants (legally here & not). Cheeto's latest blathering includes plans to deport anyone who says or writes. Citizen or not. This cannot continue or we will have no USA.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pai...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pai...
Why this developer created an app to alert ICE sightings
YouTube video by KABB FOX San Antonio
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July 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Spread the word. Resist the unconstitutional, immoral, racist, dehumanizing abuse of immigrants (legally here & not). Cheeto's latest blathering includes plans to deport anyone who says or writes. Citizen or not. This cannot continue or we will have no USA.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pai...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pai...
What’s Straight Pride Got to Do with Anything?
As June Ends and July Begins, I Wonder What Makes Me Feel Pride.
by Darklady
on Substack
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/whats-stra...
As June Ends and July Begins, I Wonder What Makes Me Feel Pride.
by Darklady
on Substack
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/whats-stra...
What’s Straight Pride Got to Do with Anything?
As June Ends and July Begins, I Wonder What Makes Me Feel Pride.
thatdamndarklady.substack.com
July 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What’s Straight Pride Got to Do with Anything?
As June Ends and July Begins, I Wonder What Makes Me Feel Pride.
by Darklady
on Substack
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/whats-stra...
As June Ends and July Begins, I Wonder What Makes Me Feel Pride.
by Darklady
on Substack
thatdamndarklady.substack.com/p/whats-stra...
Today, one of my clever, wise, and insightful comments was highlighted in the CrowdBlue News newsletter. Pretty cool!
Fleeting is fame, so I need to be quick about letting you know. :)
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Fleeting is fame, so I need to be quick about letting you know. :)
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CrowdBlue | The Blue Wave Starts Here - Campaign. Organize. Take Action.
Trump is the worst thing that has ever happened to the USA. He will either destroy us or we will rise up and stop him. I don't see how there can be an alternative, although I'm certainly open to one. ...
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July 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Today, one of my clever, wise, and insightful comments was highlighted in the CrowdBlue News newsletter. Pretty cool!
Fleeting is fame, so I need to be quick about letting you know. :)
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Fleeting is fame, so I need to be quick about letting you know. :)
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Lenny Bruce Never Said It, But Trump Proves It’s True
If You Can’t Say “Fuck,” Then You Can’t Say “Fuck the Autocracy!”
by Darklady
on Substack
"a legacy planted by Reagan & brought to bloom like a corpse flower by Trump, lauds the courageous use of the “N-word as free speech"
tinyurl.com/3s68t5m3
If You Can’t Say “Fuck,” Then You Can’t Say “Fuck the Autocracy!”
by Darklady
on Substack
"a legacy planted by Reagan & brought to bloom like a corpse flower by Trump, lauds the courageous use of the “N-word as free speech"
tinyurl.com/3s68t5m3
Lenny Bruce Never Said It, But Trump Proves It’s True
If You Can’t Say “Fuck,” Then You Can’t Say “Fuck the Autocracy!”
tinyurl.com
June 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Lenny Bruce Never Said It, But Trump Proves It’s True
If You Can’t Say “Fuck,” Then You Can’t Say “Fuck the Autocracy!”
by Darklady
on Substack
"a legacy planted by Reagan & brought to bloom like a corpse flower by Trump, lauds the courageous use of the “N-word as free speech"
tinyurl.com/3s68t5m3
If You Can’t Say “Fuck,” Then You Can’t Say “Fuck the Autocracy!”
by Darklady
on Substack
"a legacy planted by Reagan & brought to bloom like a corpse flower by Trump, lauds the courageous use of the “N-word as free speech"
tinyurl.com/3s68t5m3