The Darklady
@thedarklady.bsky.social
I write. I talk. I produce amazing events. I upset the status quo w/out trying. I have been called "infamous," "quirky," "brilliant" & "incorrigible." No lies.
That's so strange. I mean, Trump is a modest, humble man who doesn't like to draw attention to himself. I wonder if he's feeling unwell and, if so, that's why he was so unfocused and self-absorbed. I joke, of course. The man exists on a inverted plane of reality.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That's so strange. I mean, Trump is a modest, humble man who doesn't like to draw attention to himself. I wonder if he's feeling unwell and, if so, that's why he was so unfocused and self-absorbed. I joke, of course. The man exists on a inverted plane of reality.
Darklady's Orycon 45 Schedule
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
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Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
===========
Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Darklady's Orycon 45 Schedule
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
===========
Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
Friday, October 17, 2025
7pm
Writing Beyond Basics
Washington
===========
Saturday, October 18, 2025
4pm
Writing Trans and Intersex Characters
Washington
6pm
Community Memorial of Our Fans
Roosevelt
9pm
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Bring paper and pens
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Darklady’s Requiem for Orycon
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
Say Goodbye w/a Message in the Final Con Coffin
For 45 earth years, Orycon saw friendships, romances, marriages, children & more flourish. There comes a time when changes are needed for growth. Celebrate & mourn.
10-18-25
9pm – 1am
DoubleTree Hotel PDX
15th Floor
Does anyone have a coffin they are willing to lend/rent to me to use during my Requiem for Orycon on Saturday, October 18?
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Does anyone have a coffin they are willing to lend/rent to me to use during my Requiem for Orycon on Saturday, October 18?
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
It doesn't need to be full size. It's to collect mementos of cons gone by in & then do a so long & thanks for all the cons thing. I will not damage the coffin w/out permission.
I'm a professional writer who loves old sci-fi movies. If it was made in the 50s & 60s, all the better. Bad science, sexism, mediocre to great acting, impressive plot concepts, funny aliens & monsters, huge space ship interiors.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
September 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm a professional writer who loves old sci-fi movies. If it was made in the 50s & 60s, all the better. Bad science, sexism, mediocre to great acting, impressive plot concepts, funny aliens & monsters, huge space ship interiors.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
Godzilla Minus One is AMAZING, especially in b&w. Super moving.
My 3 IUDs: A Hilarious Tale of Lady Bit Agony
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
August 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My 3 IUDs: A Hilarious Tale of Lady Bit Agony
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
“Take a Couple Motrin Before Your Appointment.”
by Darklady
for Substack
If we lived in Wild West Times, a lady would at least get a swig of whiskey before she had her deepest, most intimate girly bits invaded by metal objects...
tinyurl.com/2wj9eydb
Right? I wanna attend the socialist conference. I may or may not agree with everything the party/philosophy endorses, but you can bet the attendees will be a LOT more fun than MAGA.
Also: Speaking of reasons to party... James Dobson is dead.
Also: Speaking of reasons to party... James Dobson is dead.
August 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Right? I wanna attend the socialist conference. I may or may not agree with everything the party/philosophy endorses, but you can bet the attendees will be a LOT more fun than MAGA.
Also: Speaking of reasons to party... James Dobson is dead.
Also: Speaking of reasons to party... James Dobson is dead.
Today I am 63. None are as surprised as I am. Thanks for being part of the high weirdness! Let's make more, only weirder!
August 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Today I am 63. None are as surprised as I am. Thanks for being part of the high weirdness! Let's make more, only weirder!
Isn't that better than "Florida Man...?
July 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Isn't that better than "Florida Man...?
Just think about all the homeless, emotionally disturbed, disabled, unemployed, and cancer-stricken vets we could have helped with this money. Instead, Trump spent our money to put on one of the most boring "parades" ever.
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just think about all the homeless, emotionally disturbed, disabled, unemployed, and cancer-stricken vets we could have helped with this money. Instead, Trump spent our money to put on one of the most boring "parades" ever.
I just had a heated exchange of ideas with a TERF who clearly communicated what she feels is her vast superiority to me. She had quite a list of insults for me and for trans people, who she claims don't exist. Just men in dresses who want to rape women in prison. It was so weird. And hateful.
June 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I just had a heated exchange of ideas with a TERF who clearly communicated what she feels is her vast superiority to me. She had quite a list of insults for me and for trans people, who she claims don't exist. Just men in dresses who want to rape women in prison. It was so weird. And hateful.
First on Fleshbot, now on Substack.
These Celebrities Say Sex Gets Better After Menopause
When Some Slow Down Others Kick into High Gear
Menopause. The word translates into “your sex life is over.” Some 40+ aged people’s genitals do not appear to have read the memo...
tinyurl.com/mjwphjrn
These Celebrities Say Sex Gets Better After Menopause
When Some Slow Down Others Kick into High Gear
Menopause. The word translates into “your sex life is over.” Some 40+ aged people’s genitals do not appear to have read the memo...
tinyurl.com/mjwphjrn
June 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
First on Fleshbot, now on Substack.
These Celebrities Say Sex Gets Better After Menopause
When Some Slow Down Others Kick into High Gear
Menopause. The word translates into “your sex life is over.” Some 40+ aged people’s genitals do not appear to have read the memo...
tinyurl.com/mjwphjrn
These Celebrities Say Sex Gets Better After Menopause
When Some Slow Down Others Kick into High Gear
Menopause. The word translates into “your sex life is over.” Some 40+ aged people’s genitals do not appear to have read the memo...
tinyurl.com/mjwphjrn
If You Sleep-Fuck Then You Probably Have Sexsomnia
A Carnal Parasomnia That Sounds Fun, But Isn’t
by Darklady
for @fleshbotofficial.bsky.social
Sexsomnia. Sleep sex. A hot fantasy but horrible reality. People w/sexsomnia go to sleep but can wake up to find they had sex...
tinyurl.com/ywch98dz
A Carnal Parasomnia That Sounds Fun, But Isn’t
by Darklady
for @fleshbotofficial.bsky.social
Sexsomnia. Sleep sex. A hot fantasy but horrible reality. People w/sexsomnia go to sleep but can wake up to find they had sex...
tinyurl.com/ywch98dz
May 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If You Sleep-Fuck Then You Probably Have Sexsomnia
A Carnal Parasomnia That Sounds Fun, But Isn’t
by Darklady
for @fleshbotofficial.bsky.social
Sexsomnia. Sleep sex. A hot fantasy but horrible reality. People w/sexsomnia go to sleep but can wake up to find they had sex...
tinyurl.com/ywch98dz
A Carnal Parasomnia That Sounds Fun, But Isn’t
by Darklady
for @fleshbotofficial.bsky.social
Sexsomnia. Sleep sex. A hot fantasy but horrible reality. People w/sexsomnia go to sleep but can wake up to find they had sex...
tinyurl.com/ywch98dz
“Darklady’s Still Not Dead Day” -- Sammy’s Burgers & Shakes
5052 SE Foster Rd / Portland, OR
A Dutch Treat Semi-Retro Burger Diner Soiree
Burgers, Chicken, Shakes, Cheesesteak, Fish, GardenBurger, Tots, Fries, Pickle Chips, Onion Rings, Fried Mushrooms, Pretzel Bites
7 – 9pm, 05/05/25
5052 SE Foster Rd / Portland, OR
A Dutch Treat Semi-Retro Burger Diner Soiree
Burgers, Chicken, Shakes, Cheesesteak, Fish, GardenBurger, Tots, Fries, Pickle Chips, Onion Rings, Fried Mushrooms, Pretzel Bites
7 – 9pm, 05/05/25
May 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“Darklady’s Still Not Dead Day” -- Sammy’s Burgers & Shakes
5052 SE Foster Rd / Portland, OR
A Dutch Treat Semi-Retro Burger Diner Soiree
Burgers, Chicken, Shakes, Cheesesteak, Fish, GardenBurger, Tots, Fries, Pickle Chips, Onion Rings, Fried Mushrooms, Pretzel Bites
7 – 9pm, 05/05/25
5052 SE Foster Rd / Portland, OR
A Dutch Treat Semi-Retro Burger Diner Soiree
Burgers, Chicken, Shakes, Cheesesteak, Fish, GardenBurger, Tots, Fries, Pickle Chips, Onion Rings, Fried Mushrooms, Pretzel Bites
7 – 9pm, 05/05/25
So, here I am. Anyone got any leads for good news accounts?
Tonight's TV entertainment is Dropout.tv and Dimension 20. It's "Escape from the Bloodkeep" for the next six hours or so. :)
Tonight's TV entertainment is Dropout.tv and Dimension 20. It's "Escape from the Bloodkeep" for the next six hours or so. :)
April 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
So, here I am. Anyone got any leads for good news accounts?
Tonight's TV entertainment is Dropout.tv and Dimension 20. It's "Escape from the Bloodkeep" for the next six hours or so. :)
Tonight's TV entertainment is Dropout.tv and Dimension 20. It's "Escape from the Bloodkeep" for the next six hours or so. :)
I love that the person who beat anti-civil rights agitator Strom Thurmond for the longest filibuster -- is a BLACK man.
@booker.senate.gov has finally woken up and once again shown that Democrats know stuff but need to do more than know... we need to DO.
Be the Change. See the Change. Resist!
@booker.senate.gov has finally woken up and once again shown that Democrats know stuff but need to do more than know... we need to DO.
Be the Change. See the Change. Resist!
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love that the person who beat anti-civil rights agitator Strom Thurmond for the longest filibuster -- is a BLACK man.
@booker.senate.gov has finally woken up and once again shown that Democrats know stuff but need to do more than know... we need to DO.
Be the Change. See the Change. Resist!
@booker.senate.gov has finally woken up and once again shown that Democrats know stuff but need to do more than know... we need to DO.
Be the Change. See the Change. Resist!
Dr. Katharine Bement Davis: From Sex Cop to Sexologist
100 Years Ago Dr Davis & 2200 Respectable Women Shocked America
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
Katharine B Davis. You’ve probably never heard of her but sexology changed when she took charge of the Bureau of Social Hygiene...
tinyurl.com/hxcby52b
100 Years Ago Dr Davis & 2200 Respectable Women Shocked America
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
Katharine B Davis. You’ve probably never heard of her but sexology changed when she took charge of the Bureau of Social Hygiene...
tinyurl.com/hxcby52b
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Dr. Katharine Bement Davis: From Sex Cop to Sexologist
100 Years Ago Dr Davis & 2200 Respectable Women Shocked America
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
Katharine B Davis. You’ve probably never heard of her but sexology changed when she took charge of the Bureau of Social Hygiene...
tinyurl.com/hxcby52b
100 Years Ago Dr Davis & 2200 Respectable Women Shocked America
by Darklady
for Fleshbot
Katharine B Davis. You’ve probably never heard of her but sexology changed when she took charge of the Bureau of Social Hygiene...
tinyurl.com/hxcby52b
Happy St. Gertrude's Day! She is the Patron Saint of Cats. Her annual day of celebration is March 17.
Thank you. Also, meow.
Thank you. Also, meow.
March 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Happy St. Gertrude's Day! She is the Patron Saint of Cats. Her annual day of celebration is March 17.
Thank you. Also, meow.
Thank you. Also, meow.
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
― Theodore Roosevelt
March 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
― Theodore Roosevelt
Malala Yousafzai
Activist
“I think realizing that you’re not alone, that you are standing with millions of your sisters around the world is vital.”
Activist
“I think realizing that you’re not alone, that you are standing with millions of your sisters around the world is vital.”
March 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Malala Yousafzai
Activist
“I think realizing that you’re not alone, that you are standing with millions of your sisters around the world is vital.”
Activist
“I think realizing that you’re not alone, that you are standing with millions of your sisters around the world is vital.”
PDX KARAOKE FRIENDS!
TONIGHT!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2025
8pm
Spot 79
7944 SE Foster Road
PDX
Let's have some karaoke fun, maybe have dinner (Asian), and tell my visiting friend and early generation Darkling how much we love and miss her!
TONIGHT!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2025
8pm
Spot 79
7944 SE Foster Road
PDX
Let's have some karaoke fun, maybe have dinner (Asian), and tell my visiting friend and early generation Darkling how much we love and miss her!
March 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
PDX KARAOKE FRIENDS!
TONIGHT!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2025
8pm
Spot 79
7944 SE Foster Road
PDX
Let's have some karaoke fun, maybe have dinner (Asian), and tell my visiting friend and early generation Darkling how much we love and miss her!
TONIGHT!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2025
8pm
Spot 79
7944 SE Foster Road
PDX
Let's have some karaoke fun, maybe have dinner (Asian), and tell my visiting friend and early generation Darkling how much we love and miss her!
PDX Friends, a friend is in town & wants a karaoke outing. Saturday night at 7pm. Any recommendations where we can sing, eat, hear each other talk & sit near enough to socialize? No rent a room places. Pic is of my friend after she worked her magic & braided my hair. She's an old school Darkling! ❤️❤️
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
PDX Friends, a friend is in town & wants a karaoke outing. Saturday night at 7pm. Any recommendations where we can sing, eat, hear each other talk & sit near enough to socialize? No rent a room places. Pic is of my friend after she worked her magic & braided my hair. She's an old school Darkling! ❤️❤️
My ex died in 2022. The crematorium did not send a letter to Social Security so it's been paying benefits. I have tried to update it but have no legal standing. Today I called SS about a repayment request. Wait time was 120 minutes. Is this before or after DOGE fired workers who "do nothing?"
February 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My ex died in 2022. The crematorium did not send a letter to Social Security so it's been paying benefits. I have tried to update it but have no legal standing. Today I called SS about a repayment request. Wait time was 120 minutes. Is this before or after DOGE fired workers who "do nothing?"
Send 5 Things You Did Last Week to:
HR@opm.gov
HR@opm.gov
February 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Send 5 Things You Did Last Week to:
HR@opm.gov
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