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The Cyberbard
@thecyberbard.bsky.social
Canadian, Speculative Fiction Lover, Book Reviewer, Dungeon Master, Public Nuisance; opinions are my own (He/Him)
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Do you enjoy:
-lyrical prose
-Dark Souls
-Castlevania
-Edgar Allan Poe
-old gods
-dead cities
-non-linear narratives

Yes? Try the books Grimdark Magazine has described as “reading someone’s nightmare” and “establishing himself as the poet laureate of the grimdark community.”
May 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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ChatGPT user delighted to combine sloth with theft
ChatGPT user delighted to combine sloth with theft
WATERLOO, ON – A local self-published "author", Chaz Wolverton, 25, is extolling the brighter side of plagiarism engines like ChatGPT and Grok.
www.thebeaverton.com
May 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ran out of black pepper while making Cacio e pepe pasta... so I sprinkled in some gochugaru chili powder, fearing the wrath of my ancestors... but man, this tastes amazing! Do yourself a favor and try it sometime.
May 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In Montreal for #PouzzaFest, having the breakfast of champions.
May 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
They just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be.
www.thebeaverton.com
May 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
April 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Advance voting complete! Make sure to make your vote count! #putpoilievreinthedumpster
April 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Conservatives confident attacking female journalist will distract from Poilievre’s comments about women’s “biological clocks”
NEW: CTV cancelled a fact-checking segment in response to political pressure from Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives

An audio recording obtained by PressProgress shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives
CTV Cancelled a Fact-Checking Segment in Response to Political Pressure From Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives
Audio recording shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives
pressprogress.ca
April 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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It’s because all they investigate now is scholarships for Black students and reports of a teen telling a Tesla owner “nice car, are you driving it to the dick-sucking store”
March 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Canadians, there's a very, very important election coming up. Do your part and make sure you are registered to vote! #elbowsup
Registration and identification – Spread the word – Elections Canada
Registration and identification – Spread the word
www.elections.ca
March 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Got our order from @peacebychocolate.bsky.social and we can't wait to try them all!
March 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist
March 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Been listening to this new Propaghandi single on repeat, truly the song for the times...

"'Better them than me' rolls so seductively off your tongue... your reckoning has begun."

Gives me chills. Give this #Canadian band a listen!

youtu.be/CDhTf3eaeoM?...
Propagandhi - "At Peace" (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Canada has two settings:

"Sorry", and "You'll be sorry you did that".
March 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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A new @guygavrielkay.bsky.social novel released just as we’re opening?! 🤩👌

Les précommandes seront bientôt possibles chez Joie de livres ! 🥳
A new @guygavrielkay.bsky.social book being released is always a time for celebration! Mark the date: May 27th, 2025 - and @joiedelivresmtl.bsky.social will be able to take your preorders soon 👀😇
March 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol
Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following a robust initial showing, US President Donald J. Trump has announced to Canadians that he is unable to keep his strong tariffs going, in part "due to American booze".
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March 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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It’s a nazi rally, kids.
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Orange face, yellow belly.
March 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Americans choose most expensive way possible to discover what goods made in Canada
Americans choose most expensive way possible to discover what goods made in Canada
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With US President Donald Trump declaring 25% tariffs on most Canadian goods, American citizens have officially chosen the most circuitous and economically painful method possible to...
www.thebeaverton.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM