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thecracksau.bsky.social
Just finished Alan Wake 2. Absolutely incredible game.
November 17, 2023 at 6:38 AM
thecracksau.bsky.social
An hour into Alan Wake 2. Loving it so far.

Find it rather hilarious that the Max Payne voice actor is playing Alex Casey.

Also, hi Shawn Ashmore? Guess you're not Jack Joyce anymore haha.
November 7, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IDK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON FLIPPEN OUT ON THERE COMPUTER BECUASE THEIRS SOME ARGUMENT'S GOIG DOWN AND THEIRS NO WAY TO TELL WHO ANY ONE IS OR IF ITS IMPORTENT, AND ITS TO LATE TO ASK ,AND THERE NOT GONGA BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF IT ANY WAY SO FUCK IT !! IM CHILLEN AND IM JUST GONGA PULL UP SOME PICS OF WEED AND KNIFES AND ROAST A BOWL AND GATHER MY FUCKEN THOUGHT'S SUCH AS "NICE WEED " "CRYSTAL WEED" "NICE KNIFE" "BAD ASS KNIFE" AND DA TEXT SAYS "I TONT KNOW WHAT EVERY ONE IS TALKEN ABOUT AND I DOT HAVE DA ATTENTION SPAN TO FIGURE IT OUT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 26, 2023 at 10:17 PM
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retr0.id
the trolley problem meme, but the track forks 3 ways, and then there's a second set of junctions that could switch from one of any of the 3 tracks to one of the other 2. at the end of the tracks are 3 barriers marked with question marks, and behind them are a goat, a car, and another goat
October 21, 2023 at 1:05 AM
thecracksau.bsky.social
Wtf
ryanestrada.com Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · Oct 23
When wondering what the Axe Cop guy was going to do after his little brother/co-writer grew up, none of us guessed "make a right wing ripoff of Bluey starring Rob Schneider for Ben Shapiro's website so parents can trick their kids into watching the wrong one if they think the original is too woke."
October 24, 2023 at 3:10 PM
thecracksau.bsky.social
Amazon doing the thing again where my game shipment is 'delayed' despite seemingly being able to still buy with one day delivery - cynic in me reckons it might be to do with having ordered it at $20 less than the current listed price...
October 20, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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@masha2932.bsky.social
October 14, 2023 at 12:02 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
TOO BAD - dashare.zone ADMIN
DONT TELL ME WHOSE IN CHARGE!!! IM IN HERE I THINK!!! ACUTALLY I DONT KNOW,,, I MIGHT BE DA BACTERIA IN MY BODY ,THEIRS AS MANY BACTERIA CELL'S AS THEIR ARE HUMAN CELL'S , SO ANY PERSON IS USALLY ONLY 50/50 BACTERIA AND PERSON ,WHAT IF YOUR RIDEN AROUND IN THAT SUCKER FOR 40 OR 80 YEAR'S AND THEN AT DA VERY END YOU REALIZE YOUR DA SQUIGGLERS IN DA INTESTINE'S, WELL WHOSE BEEN WALKIN THIS KRANG BODY AROUND ALL THIS TIME, LOT'S TO THINK ABOUT ,ALSO DA BRAIN IS PART OF DA BODY SO FUCK IT DA WHOLE THING IS MINE AND IM EATEN FUNYUNS AND A ROOT BEAR . AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOUR JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEA'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 5, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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nasicournus.bsky.social
We could achieve greatness once more if Hyundai found the courage to mass produce this www.hyundai.com/worldwide/en...
www.hyundai.com
October 2, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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dethveggie.bsky.social
Reminder. Nazis must not be tolerated.
May 8, 2023 at 3:41 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN
SHITS BEEN GOING REALY BAD FOR YEAR’S DAMB IT LOOK’S LIKE THIS WHOLE SHITY PLANET IS COMPLETELY FUCKED ITS NOT YOUR FAULT UNLESS YOUR A BILLIONAIRE HEARS WHY I THINK: Bank’s Dont Let You Drink There Water anymore, Feel’s Like some One Always Wathin Me When Im Takin a Crap, Hair Get’s Tangled Up More These Days, Less Places To Loiter, Pepole Get Mad When I Re Use Hot Dog Bun”s, Seems like Soap Doesnt Get Yuou Clean Any More, Keep Noticing Theirs More Bugs Inside, Probly More Shit To DONT ASK ME HOW TO FIX ALL DA BULL SHIT IM BUSSY AND I NEEDTO RELAX A LOT SO I DONT GET EVEN MORE PISSED OFF!!! IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN ASS AND BLOWIG BIG CLOUD’S OF WEED SMOKE!!! BITCH!! I BEEN A CUSTOMER AT THIS DAMB GAS STATINO FOR LOGER THAN YOU BEEN WORKING HERE SO LET ME CHILL IN THE PARKIG LOT, ITS THE TRAGEDY OF DA COMMON THAT I CANT HANG OUT HERE ANY MORE ZOO’S SHOULD HAVE DOG’S THERE YOU CAN PET FUCK CRAFT BEER JUST GIVE ME A NORMAL ONE YOUR IN DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH!!!!! YOUR IN DA
June 15, 2023 at 6:34 PM
thecracksau.bsky.social
Watched Nimona last night. It was fun!
Also made excellent use of Gold Guns Girls by Metric cc/ @alexpants.bsky.social
September 25, 2023 at 5:54 AM
thecracksau.bsky.social
Good night to be an NUFC fan!
September 24, 2023 at 5:19 PM
thecracksau.bsky.social
Finally got around to doing the thing
September 19, 2023 at 8:23 AM
thecracksau.bsky.social
This turned out rather nicely, I think
September 18, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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shrugdealer.bsky.social
Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatos: WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL [Photo of a potato with roots reaching out everywhere from the shelf it's stored on]
September 16, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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1ndi60.bsky.social
type beat
September 14, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
3 RULE'S TO LIVE BY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON THINKEN ABOUT DA BEST TYPE OF RECEE'S, DA PEANUT BUTER PUMPKINS AINT SOMETHIG TO SNEEZE AT, AND DA CHRISMAS PB TREE'S ARE GOOD BUT THE DAMB EGGS ARE THE GOATED OPTION AND THEY ONLY GOT THEM IN MARCH AND SOME TIMES APRIL , SO IF YOUR IN CHARGE OF DA WORLDS TREATS THEN HEED MY CRY AND GIVE SUCCOR TO DA LONLEY SKELATONE WHO NEED'S TREAT'S TO OFF SET DA BULL SHIT OF LIFE !!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "UNIONIZE YOU'RE WORK PLACE , DONT CROSS PICKET LINE,S, AND MAKE RECEE'S PEANUT BUBBER EGGS YEAR ROUND '"THEY HAVE A BETTER PB TO CHOCC RATIO' - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 15, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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thomasfuchs.at
Love a good metadata error
Netflix screen of "Tidying up with Marie Kondo" showing an arab fighter with a AK-47
September 13, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
THINK ABOT IT WERE SPENDING 5/7 OF OUR WEEK ON THIS BULL SHIT AND THERE TELLIN US SHIT LIKE "IF YOU CAN LEAN YOU CAN CLEAN" AND THEN THEY TELL US NOT TO JOIN A UNION!!! UNIONIZE YOUR WORK PLACE AND AFTER YA DO THINK ABOT MY IDEA!!!!! FRIDAYS FOR GOIN TO DA STORE AND BANK AND ON MONDAY YOU CAN RELAX BECUASE YA DONT HAVE TO GO UNTIL TUEDSAY! NO MORE 'SUNDAY NIGHT SADNESS' NO MORE MONDAY ANGER NOW ITS A NICE DAY!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS '"FUCK IT WE SHOLD HAVE A 3 DAY WEEK, FRIDAY LETS YOU D YOU'RE ERRAND'S ,MONDAY IS DAL REAL SUNDAY, DAMB ITS A GOOD IDEA!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 13, 2023 at 9:28 PM
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dominikmayerart.bsky.social
This is a dream come true: My official Knight Token card, something I wanted to do for such a long time and finally it is here. Many thanks to Zack Stella! #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgtoken
September 11, 2023 at 5:10 PM
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mel.bzky.team
david david
tennant landlord
david tennant as the tenth doctor looking delighted david tennant as the villain of netflix hit series Jessica Jones looking very mad
September 11, 2023 at 8:58 PM
thecracksau.bsky.social
New CHVRCHES alert!
open.spotify.com/album/3GdUay...
September 8, 2023 at 7:36 AM