The Comely Lads
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The answer is: >10 g
Mates from a timeline arguably far better than this one.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheComelyLads
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/thecomelylads
Merch: https://streamlabs.com/thecomelylads/merch
The answer is: >10 g
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Now, whatever bullshit they try to do about the files, just leak the goddamned thing
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Now, whatever bullshit they try to do about the files, just leak the goddamned thing
This new cardigan I bought is kwimbyy as fuuuck.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This new cardigan I bought is kwimbyy as fuuuck.
Imagine a time traveler coming back to this period to live through a pivotal point in U.S. history, and the fucking soul crushing pain they must feel not being able to assure the whole world that it will eventually get better from here, because doing so would (insert temporal jargon here). Imagine.
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Imagine a time traveler coming back to this period to live through a pivotal point in U.S. history, and the fucking soul crushing pain they must feel not being able to assure the whole world that it will eventually get better from here, because doing so would (insert temporal jargon here). Imagine.
The fattest of fucks endlessly shitting himself in a diaper calling someone a "piggy" should tell you that no, idiots don't know that they're stupid.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The fattest of fucks endlessly shitting himself in a diaper calling someone a "piggy" should tell you that no, idiots don't know that they're stupid.
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DOJ will refuse to release the Epstein files based on their sham "ongoing investigation." Bookmark it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
DOJ will refuse to release the Epstein files based on their sham "ongoing investigation." Bookmark it.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles unredacted save for the victim info.
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles unredacted save for the victim info.
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Gomez: "Is this an appropriate time to point that the Republicans named children's savings accounts in their one big beautiful bill after Donald Trump, someone connected to one of the most notorious pedophiles in this country, or that the speaker just lied on the floor!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gomez: "Is this an appropriate time to point that the Republicans named children's savings accounts in their one big beautiful bill after Donald Trump, someone connected to one of the most notorious pedophiles in this country, or that the speaker just lied on the floor!"
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Mike Johnson refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva for months because she was the 218th signature to force a vote on the Epstein files, but sure, Republicans always wanted to release them as they now claim today for the first time.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Mike Johnson refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva for months because she was the 218th signature to force a vote on the Epstein files, but sure, Republicans always wanted to release them as they now claim today for the first time.
I think it would be fantastic if Kumail Nanjiani was playing Nate in #FalloutSeason2 #Fallout
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I think it would be fantastic if Kumail Nanjiani was playing Nate in #FalloutSeason2 #Fallout
Thaaaat's who Mathew Buck reminds me of!
A full-sized Warwick Davis!!!
A full-sized Warwick Davis!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Thaaaat's who Mathew Buck reminds me of!
A full-sized Warwick Davis!!!
A full-sized Warwick Davis!!!
Here's hoping a terminal Walter White type finds the sack to throw his black porkpie hat over the fence for the good of us all.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Here's hoping a terminal Walter White type finds the sack to throw his black porkpie hat over the fence for the good of us all.
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There has never been a clearer example of the fact that we do not have a legislature in the United States right now. Trump tells them to vote no, so they all vote no. Then Trump changes his mind and they all change their votes. That is autocracy. Vote them out!
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There has never been a clearer example of the fact that we do not have a legislature in the United States right now. Trump tells them to vote no, so they all vote no. Then Trump changes his mind and they all change their votes. That is autocracy. Vote them out!
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I am personally accusing him of crimes and wrongdoing. I'd like to make that clear.
Kate Bolduan: "The president has not been accused of any crimes or wrongdoing as it relates to Jeffrey Epstein or these files even with these emails being released. That's one thing we need to make clear. There's no accusations of any wrongdoing so far."
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I am personally accusing him of crimes and wrongdoing. I'd like to make that clear.
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Do journalists really want to put their names behind the claim that palling around with someone known to be a child sex predator—to say nothing of the months-long coverup we’ve all witnessed—does not constitute “wrongdoing”? Apparently yes they do.
Kate Bolduan: "The president has not been accused of any crimes or wrongdoing as it relates to Jeffrey Epstein or these files even with these emails being released. That's one thing we need to make clear. There's no accusations of any wrongdoing so far."
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Do journalists really want to put their names behind the claim that palling around with someone known to be a child sex predator—to say nothing of the months-long coverup we’ve all witnessed—does not constitute “wrongdoing”? Apparently yes they do.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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No. It's the fact that Mike Johnson just reconvened the House for the first time in 2 months, finally swore in Grijalva, and we just got the 218th signature to move it forward. Duh. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No. It's the fact that Mike Johnson just reconvened the House for the first time in 2 months, finally swore in Grijalva, and we just got the 218th signature to move it forward. Duh. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Quality Community Note on Troy Nehls.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Quality Community Note on Troy Nehls.
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Dear God.
“Why are you guys so obsessed with the President of the United States being part of a massive child rape ring?”
“Why are you guys so obsessed with the President of the United States being part of a massive child rape ring?”
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dear God.
“Why are you guys so obsessed with the President of the United States being part of a massive child rape ring?”
“Why are you guys so obsessed with the President of the United States being part of a massive child rape ring?”
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Force-feeding propaganda for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Force-feeding propaganda for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Had to share this. ONE OF THE BIGGEST RETURNS OF THE DECADE.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Had to share this. ONE OF THE BIGGEST RETURNS OF THE DECADE.
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I’ll just leave this here …
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ll just leave this here …
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here