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This, but tequila …
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This, but tequila …
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What’s actually in the Trump-Epstein files & videos?
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What’s actually in the Trump-Epstein files & videos?
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
No food for Americans, but Trump outright says he’s building a massive $300M WH ballroom purposely for China’s president Xi’s visits ?
Let them eat (7-layered) chocolate cake, indeed.
Let them eat (7-layered) chocolate cake, indeed.
TRUMP: If you have President Xi from China, or if you have some big state event, we have no place to have it
INGRAHAM: How about just regular people?
TRUMP: We're gonna have the best ballroom anywhere in the world
INGRAHAM: How about just regular people?
TRUMP: We're gonna have the best ballroom anywhere in the world
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No food for Americans, but Trump outright says he’s building a massive $300M WH ballroom purposely for China’s president Xi’s visits ?
Let them eat (7-layered) chocolate cake, indeed.
Let them eat (7-layered) chocolate cake, indeed.
Trump makes more sense when he’s asleep. 💤
TRUMP: The economy is as strong as it's ever been
INGRAHAM: Then why are people saying they're anxious about the economy?
TRUMP: I don't know they are saying that. The polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had
INGRAHAM: Then why are people saying they're anxious about the economy?
TRUMP: I don't know they are saying that. The polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Trump makes more sense when he’s asleep. 💤
What’s an economics degree from the Wharton School worth these days?
They must be sooo proud of their former moronic student …
They must be sooo proud of their former moronic student …
INGRAHAM: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?
TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What’s an economics degree from the Wharton School worth these days?
They must be sooo proud of their former moronic student …
They must be sooo proud of their former moronic student …
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Ghislaine Maxwell … Next !!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell … Next !!!
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50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
I won’t name the place, but I USED to buy angel-hair pasta from a famous Italian grocery store up until about a month ago for one of my recipes.
The discontinued reason they gave me was the wholesale cost had went from $2.05 a package to $8.00 due to Trump’s tariffs …
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
The discontinued reason they gave me was the wholesale cost had went from $2.05 a package to $8.00 due to Trump’s tariffs …
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves
The Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of the tariffs it has levied.
www.wsj.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I won’t name the place, but I USED to buy angel-hair pasta from a famous Italian grocery store up until about a month ago for one of my recipes.
The discontinued reason they gave me was the wholesale cost had went from $2.05 a package to $8.00 due to Trump’s tariffs …
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
The discontinued reason they gave me was the wholesale cost had went from $2.05 a package to $8.00 due to Trump’s tariffs …
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
Interesting.
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Interesting.
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
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Disagree. He’s just using a better matched concealer.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Disagree. He’s just using a better matched concealer.
What’s actually in the Trump-Epstein files & videos?
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What’s actually in the Trump-Epstein files & videos?
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Why stop at 50-year mortgages home ownership, eh?
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why stop at 50-year mortgages home ownership, eh?
Maybe it’s just me, but going after Hannity’s wallet while wearing a tight green sequin dress doesn’t scream “I’m in mourning!” to me …
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Maybe it’s just me, but going after Hannity’s wallet while wearing a tight green sequin dress doesn’t scream “I’m in mourning!” to me …
This, but tequila …
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This, but tequila …
If “they were never guilty,” why did Trump issue federal pardons for them?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump pardons Giuliani, Meadows and others over plot to steal 2020 election
Federal clemency towards president’s close allies largely symbolic as some still face legal exposure at state level
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If “they were never guilty,” why did Trump issue federal pardons for them?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Does MAGA realize that Oz is Muslim ?
Does MAGA realize that Oz is Muslim ?
BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Does MAGA realize that Oz is Muslim ?
Does MAGA realize that Oz is Muslim ?
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Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
Ghislaine Maxwell … Next !!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell … Next !!!
When will Trump take umbrage on this?
Thailand suspends truce deal with Cambodia after troops injured by land mine
Thailand suspends truce deal with Cambodia after troops injured by land mine
Thailand suspends truce deal with Cambodia after troops injured by land mine
www.independent.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When will Trump take umbrage on this?
You’re not telegraphing foreign war plans, you moron, it’s just public policies that affect the healthcare of fellow Americans …
BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You’re not telegraphing foreign war plans, you moron, it’s just public policies that affect the healthcare of fellow Americans …
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Masking make-up.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Masking make-up.
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Not to be a wise-ass, but that jersey ain’t gonna fit grandpa lard-ass.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Not to be a wise-ass, but that jersey ain’t gonna fit grandpa lard-ass.
Girdles & shoe lifts, oh my !
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Girdles & shoe lifts, oh my !
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If, as Trump has forever, always, claimed, “They did nothing wrong. It’s a witch hunt !” …
Why then do they need pardons?
Why then do they need pardons?
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If, as Trump has forever, always, claimed, “They did nothing wrong. It’s a witch hunt !” …
Why then do they need pardons?
Why then do they need pardons?
Not to be a wise-ass, but that jersey ain’t gonna fit grandpa lard-ass.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Not to be a wise-ass, but that jersey ain’t gonna fit grandpa lard-ass.