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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover.

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I wonder what they call it in Argentina … 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That’s called “a felony” …
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Step on it !!!”
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That’s called “desperation” …
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Trump is pushing 50-year loans on homes & 15-year loans on cars.

When has Trump ever paid back a loan ?!
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
He’s lying as usual. They’re plastic, gold-leafed, cherubs.

Look above the doors for the matching figurines here.

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They’re a “resin composite” according to the manufacturer’s catalog (plastic?).

See example on the right below, if you tilt it to the right, it matches up.

Apparently, Trump’s “decorator” gold-leafed, dipped, or spray painted (?) them.

The terms cherub or putti are often interchanged.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What’s an economics degree from the Wharton School worth these days?

They must be sooo proud of their former moronic student …
INGRAHAM: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?

TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Disagree. He’s just using a better matched concealer.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM