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50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
50-year home mortgages?
15-year car loans?
Trump is simply proposing extended interest payments from you to banks for (future/current) favors for himself & admin sec staff …
The most corrupt, back-dealing, money-grabbing, administration ever.
Interesting.
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Interesting.
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
Did the Robin Williams’ estate (or Dodge) give them permission to use Robin’s portrayal of George Washington from an old Dodge Challenger commercial?
What’s actually in the Trump-Epstein files & videos?
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What’s actually in the Trump-Epstein files & videos?
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Trump raping children=(girls & boys)
Trump (& below) killed some children
Royals raping children
Politicians raping children
Tycoons raping children
Celebrities raping children
Academics raping children
Trump has all this blackmail material now.
Why stop at 50-year mortgages home ownership, eh?
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why stop at 50-year mortgages home ownership, eh?
Maybe it’s just me, but going after Hannity’s wallet while wearing a tight green sequin dress doesn’t scream “I’m in mourning!” to me …
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Maybe it’s just me, but going after Hannity’s wallet while wearing a tight green sequin dress doesn’t scream “I’m in mourning!” to me …
This, but tequila …
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This, but tequila …
Ghislaine Maxwell … Next !!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell … Next !!!
Girdles & shoe lifts, oh my !
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Girdles & shoe lifts, oh my !
Masking make-up.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Masking make-up.
Not to be a wise-ass, but that jersey ain’t gonna fit grandpa lard-ass.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Not to be a wise-ass, but that jersey ain’t gonna fit grandpa lard-ass.
Remember when the biggest outrage in modern-day politics was Grey Poupon mustard & that tan suit?
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Remember when the biggest outrage in modern-day politics was Grey Poupon mustard & that tan suit?
How does one man know so many different pedophiles ?
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
How does one man know so many different pedophiles ?
Wait. Trump didn’t take his blinged version?
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wait. Trump didn’t take his blinged version?
Girdle. Gurgle.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Girdle. Gurgle.
Better coverups.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Better coverups.
Disagree. He’s just using a better matched concealer.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Disagree. He’s just using a better matched concealer.
Over on Elon’s wasteland, his AI robot is literally destroying Trump, his $2000 incentive check, & his tariffs for all of MAGA to ponder …
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Over on Elon’s wasteland, his AI robot is literally destroying Trump, his $2000 incentive check, & his tariffs for all of MAGA to ponder …
Kimberly Gargoyle, now Trump’s ambassador to Greece, spotted at the 2025 Grand Prix in Monaco with her son Ronan.
She is 56 years old & juniorless.
She is 56 years old & juniorless.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Kimberly Gargoyle, now Trump’s ambassador to Greece, spotted at the 2025 Grand Prix in Monaco with her son Ronan.
She is 56 years old & juniorless.
She is 56 years old & juniorless.
Maybe he had a pro do it this time. Something going on with the back of his neck though.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Maybe he had a pro do it this time. Something going on with the back of his neck though.
It’s most likely the bright “studio setup”lighting for the event & b/c it’s pulled from a zoomed video frame.
Here’s a better photo. You can see the blended coverup makeup on the back of his hands here.
Here’s a better photo. You can see the blended coverup makeup on the back of his hands here.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s most likely the bright “studio setup”lighting for the event & b/c it’s pulled from a zoomed video frame.
Here’s a better photo. You can see the blended coverup makeup on the back of his hands here.
Here’s a better photo. You can see the blended coverup makeup on the back of his hands here.
Here’s a still when Trump was “woken” when the guy fainting in the back started.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Here’s a still when Trump was “woken” when the guy fainting in the back started.
Live (then) C-Span ! Granpa Nodfather captured on video.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Live (then) C-Span ! Granpa Nodfather captured on video.