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December 30, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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I’m out. Had a good run. #whamageddon
December 23, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I’m out. Had a good run. #whamageddon
Grocery checker: Did you find everything you needed?
Me: Yes, thank you!
[as I enter all the things I didn’t find into another store’s app to be picked up later today.]
Me: Yes, thank you!
[as I enter all the things I didn’t find into another store’s app to be picked up later today.]
February 6, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Grocery checker: Did you find everything you needed?
Me: Yes, thank you!
[as I enter all the things I didn’t find into another store’s app to be picked up later today.]
Me: Yes, thank you!
[as I enter all the things I didn’t find into another store’s app to be picked up later today.]
Every time I considered turning on my fire place this weekend this flashed in head and I just couldn’t do it.
January 15, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Every time I considered turning on my fire place this weekend this flashed in head and I just couldn’t do it.
I’m hold the phone far away to read it, up close to hear it years old.
January 14, 2024 at 6:24 AM
I’m hold the phone far away to read it, up close to hear it years old.
The childless sister-in-law who used to buy my infant daughter dresses that had to be ironed now buys my teen dry clean only sweaters. Bless her heart.
December 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM
The childless sister-in-law who used to buy my infant daughter dresses that had to be ironed now buys my teen dry clean only sweaters. Bless her heart.
My husband said he isn’t working this week so I guess he just talks on the phone about data management of crops for fun?
December 28, 2023 at 5:21 PM
My husband said he isn’t working this week so I guess he just talks on the phone about data management of crops for fun?
One of my fondest solstice memories is of visiting my friend who doesn’t celebrate any religious holidays. I asked about the tumbleweed in her living room and she told me her 6yo envied the kids who had a tree in their houses this time of year so she had hunted and dragged home a solstice shrub.
December 22, 2023 at 5:47 AM
One of my fondest solstice memories is of visiting my friend who doesn’t celebrate any religious holidays. I asked about the tumbleweed in her living room and she told me her 6yo envied the kids who had a tree in their houses this time of year so she had hunted and dragged home a solstice shrub.
Reposted by Sarah
Imagine all the days off work we’d enjoy if only Jesus had emerged from more wombs & caves.
December 21, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Imagine all the days off work we’d enjoy if only Jesus had emerged from more wombs & caves.
Me: Oh good, you’re finally wearing the sweater I bought you!
17: It’s ugly sweater day.
17: It’s ugly sweater day.
December 14, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Me: Oh good, you’re finally wearing the sweater I bought you!
17: It’s ugly sweater day.
17: It’s ugly sweater day.
When one grows up in a valley and moves to a mostly flat place, one forgets how lovely it is to see mountains and have a nice place for one’s eyes to land.
November 24, 2023 at 3:58 AM
When one grows up in a valley and moves to a mostly flat place, one forgets how lovely it is to see mountains and have a nice place for one’s eyes to land.
I’ve asked people to refrain from using particular phrases or names near my phone. Like that Vince Vaughn movie where he says “earmuffs!” to the kids. My algorithm must be protected like the innocence of a child. I don’t want your garbage podcast suggestions. I want fluffy comedy in my insta feed.
November 15, 2023 at 3:56 PM
I’ve asked people to refrain from using particular phrases or names near my phone. Like that Vince Vaughn movie where he says “earmuffs!” to the kids. My algorithm must be protected like the innocence of a child. I don’t want your garbage podcast suggestions. I want fluffy comedy in my insta feed.
It’s finally up to freezing so I guess I’ll go on my stupid walk for my stupid mental health.
October 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM
It’s finally up to freezing so I guess I’ll go on my stupid walk for my stupid mental health.
Already knew Susie Wolff was a badass. Showing up NOT wearing cowboy boots or fringe is a power move. I love her.
October 20, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Already knew Susie Wolff was a badass. Showing up NOT wearing cowboy boots or fringe is a power move. I love her.
10 laps in: Singa-bore.
September 17, 2023 at 12:21 PM
10 laps in: Singa-bore.
Acceptable places and times to locate your Costco card:
- The moment you decide to go
- At a stoplight on the way
- In the Costco parking lot
Unacceptable place and time to locate your Costco card:
Stopped in the doorway with people stacked up behind you
- The moment you decide to go
- At a stoplight on the way
- In the Costco parking lot
Unacceptable place and time to locate your Costco card:
Stopped in the doorway with people stacked up behind you
September 14, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Acceptable places and times to locate your Costco card:
- The moment you decide to go
- At a stoplight on the way
- In the Costco parking lot
Unacceptable place and time to locate your Costco card:
Stopped in the doorway with people stacked up behind you
- The moment you decide to go
- At a stoplight on the way
- In the Costco parking lot
Unacceptable place and time to locate your Costco card:
Stopped in the doorway with people stacked up behind you
I told my kids a 10-minute story about acquiring a favorite artist's new music in the early 90s. Baby-sitting, begging parents for a ride to the mall, Camelot store, buying a CD (or cassette), etc. Then we compared that to my kid downloading the Olivia Rodrigo album on her Spotify last night.
September 8, 2023 at 4:34 PM
I told my kids a 10-minute story about acquiring a favorite artist's new music in the early 90s. Baby-sitting, begging parents for a ride to the mall, Camelot store, buying a CD (or cassette), etc. Then we compared that to my kid downloading the Olivia Rodrigo album on her Spotify last night.
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hey man, sorry to bug you but you seem really mad about a problem that completely goes away if you put your phone down
September 1, 2023 at 7:51 PM
hey man, sorry to bug you but you seem really mad about a problem that completely goes away if you put your phone down
I have remembered and laughed about this every day since it was posted.
I'll say this, if the guy next to me in line at the deli is anywhere near as cool as he clearly believes himself to be, we're all in for a real treat...
August 30, 2023 at 4:00 PM
I have remembered and laughed about this every day since it was posted.