Your mom is my husband?
July 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Your mom is my husband?
I opened Bluesky solely because I knew this was coming and you didn’t disappoint.
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I opened Bluesky solely because I knew this was coming and you didn’t disappoint.
Is your shoulder pregnant?
June 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Is your shoulder pregnant?
I didn’t know last time would be the last time.
May 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I didn’t know last time would be the last time.
Grateful for a friend who will take time from real life to make it work around our vacation.
May 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Grateful for a friend who will take time from real life to make it work around our vacation.
But have you checked slack?
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
But have you checked slack?
Charlotte, if you don’t take care of it first.
January 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Charlotte, if you don’t take care of it first.
Uphill, both ways ⭐️
January 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Uphill, both ways ⭐️
Hey, @jrtoastyman.com didn’t you do a color-drenched cool design on your wall? Maybe would give Rob a new idea here?
January 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hey, @jrtoastyman.com didn’t you do a color-drenched cool design on your wall? Maybe would give Rob a new idea here?
I understand this pain. Tots and pears.
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I understand this pain. Tots and pears.
All this time I thought you were in mimosota.
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
All this time I thought you were in mimosota.
Daughter and I did a rewatch before the last season came out and we agreed we’d skip that episode. Couldn’t handle it again.
December 30, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Daughter and I did a rewatch before the last season came out and we agreed we’d skip that episode. Couldn’t handle it again.
This is why David Letterman always referred to cardinals as “the fiercest robin-sized bird.”
December 29, 2024 at 8:44 AM
This is why David Letterman always referred to cardinals as “the fiercest robin-sized bird.”
Also, birds aren’t real.
December 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Also, birds aren’t real.
And nobody has to explain anything to us.
December 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
And nobody has to explain anything to us.