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Brad Preston
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February 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I’m happy for you, Senokot lady, but do you think it’s wise to wear overalls after… y’know, taking Senokot?
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Look how the people who tried to get you fired for the way you spoke about Charlie Kirk after his death are now taking about the Rev. Jesse Jackson. I wonder what the difference is. 🤔
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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"A jury in Florida found the man guilty of five charges, including molesting a child under 12 and another under 16...

"He tried to silence one victim by claiming he would receive $10 million from the Trump administration as restitution for Jan. 6 defendants...

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
“I still do, but I used to, too.”
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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With all the literal horror happening in this world, if a person thinking, "I'm this gender but it would make me happy to be another gender" is at the top of your list of things to be freaked out about, please transition to sanity.
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The tragic thing about Joey Bishop is that he was never promoted to Joey Cardinal.
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them

(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
FUN FACT: Bugs Bunny’s middle name is The.
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Bill Hicks nailed it over 30 years ago:

"Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
BREAKING: Turning Point USA announces lineup for its “All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Right now it would be great if Jimmy Carter were alive to speak out against this madness. We could also really use Bill Clinton and Barack Obama's leadership on this. Too bad they're not around anymore, either.
January 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I have been radicalized. No more “blue no matter who” for me. I will not support any candidate for president in 2028 whose default platform isn’t “Nuremberg trials and executions.”

If we make it to 2028.
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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ICYMI, it's only okay to carry a gun to a protest if you're Kyle Rittenhouse.
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Gestapo Führer Gregory Bovino and Lord Farquaad in the same room at the same time.
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Med Student Ogilvie from “The Pitt” and young Michael Stipe of R.E.M. in the same room at the same time.
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Thumper’s mom said, “If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.” With that in mind, what’s everyone having for dinner tonight?
'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68
Cartoonist Scott Adams has died after a battle with prostate cancer.
www.tmz.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Conversations the past four months:

NORMIE: “My wife died last night in her sleep. It was sudden. I’m devastated. How do I even go on without her?”

RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN: “I don’t remember you being this upset when Charlie got killed.”
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Here’s to the new year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she’s over.”

—Col. Sherman T. Potter (Harry Morgan), “M*A*S*H”
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
The same people who got others fired for accurately quoting Charlie Kirk after he was murdered are now, with impunity, creating and spreading false Rob Reiner quotes and baselessly branding him a pedophile in order to justify their glee over his murder.
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Evangelical conservatives are some of the most despicable cunts on this planet. I said what I said.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM