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Brad Preston
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BREAKING NEWS: OutKast reunite, announce world tour with new third member, Reg47.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Has Walmart explained why they’re selling Nazi t-shirts now or nah?
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
GOVERNOR: “We’re working hard to get the poor fed and the least of these comforted.”

CHRISTIANS: “😂”
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Creepy uncanny valley Coca-Cola Santa. Thanks for the nightmare fuel, AI.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
FILE PHOTO: Devoted Pete Best fan Muhammad Ali attempts to fire Ringo Starr from The Beatles.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
SPECIAL OLYMPICS: “Please stop using the r-word as a pejorative insult. Intellectually disabled people shouldn’t be dehumanized. Let’s do better.”

CHRISTIANS: “😂”
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
GOVERNOR: “I’m going to feed the hungry.”

CHRISTIANS: “😂”
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Here’s hoping my vote still means anything in this nightmare timeline.
October 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thomas Earl Petty, born on this date 75 years ago. 💔
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Rick Rizzs is the Seattle Mariners’ main radio play-by-play guy and has been a beloved part of the M’s broadcast team for most of the past 43 years. Here he is beaming with excitement as he calls Geno Suarez’s game-winning grand slam tonight in game 5 of the American League Championship Series.
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Get out the rye bread and the mustard this time, Grandma! It is a Grand Salami! And the Mariners lead it, 6-2! I don't believe it! My, oh, my!
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Not the obituary I wanted to read today.
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
FROM THE ARCHIVES: President and Mrs. Taft watch from the stands during the first inning of the ongoing Tigers-Mariners ALDS game.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Actual photo of me taken by my late great-grandmother during the first inning. #Mariners
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Okay, @johnfugelsang.bsky.social, let’s fuckin’ do this. (I got the ebook because it’s much easier than physical for me with my disability.)
October 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Um… who wants to tell her?
September 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Let’s hear it for Astros starting pitcher Jason Alexander. #Mariners #SEAUsRise
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hey Sammy, how many home runs does Cal Raleigh have this season?
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒: Cal Raleigh has broken Mickey Mantle’s record for most home runs in a season by a switch-hitter.

For more, we go to our Mariners correspondent Sammy Hagar. Sammy, how many home runs does Cal have this season?
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’ve never seen Dr. John Carter and Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch in the same room at the same time.
September 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Really? REALLY!?

Was there a moment of silence at the football game tonight for Charlie “We Made a Huge Mistake When We Passed the Civil Rights Act” Kirk? Really!?

Did we all die and go to hell?
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM