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Mike Keller
@thebestmike.bsky.social
He/Him. Mellow

A California dude. Punks, Hippies, Cowboys, Sci-fi/fantasy, Rock and Roll and psychedelics.

I also like some normal person stuff, like watching cartoons and eating books.
This was the best Doctor and Companion
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
He doesn’t seem to be on here much, but @coffeezilla.bsky.social is some of the best investigative reporting you can find these days.

He’s broken several huge stories months before the mainstream media and gets no credit for it, definitely worth checking out.

m.youtube.com/@Coffeezilla...
Coffeezilla
I uncover scams, fraudsters and fake gurus that are preying on desperate people with deceptive advertising. If you have to ask... it’s probably too good to be true. SUPPORT THE CHANNEL: patreon.com/co...
m.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I named my fists Lefty and Righty…
But I can’t tell them apart
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hangin at a bar called Benders in SF
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes I think if Pee Wees Big Adventure, and I miss that version of Texas 😢
You are copying Pee Wee Herman, who said this exact thing.
One side effect of half the world being in the throes of a fascist takeover is that comments like "turkey sucks" that used to lead to a 4 hour slapfight and approximately 135 blocks are now met with "well thats just like your opinion man" and thats progress
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Today I definitely did not see an elderly lady stealing bread from the grocery store.
I would have offered to buy it for her but I didn’t want to bring any unwanted attention to her since was almost out the door already.
It’s so wrong that people can’t afford food in this day and age 😢
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Huh, I bought another copy of a @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social book (I keep giving them away), and now I’m getting recommended a bunch of Stanislaw Lem novels. Weird.

I don’t think the word “Fiasco” never appears in the Southern Reach series… yet
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
He was right all along, why should he stop now?
"After a campaign marked by attacks over his Muslim faith, his youth and his left-leaning politics, Mr. Mamdani was defiant: “I refuse to apologize for any of this.”"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
An Emboldened Mamdani Sheds Conciliatory Tone
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was already a clunky title, but
The Legacy of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a crime against something or other
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
How does feel, Neil?

To make a meal, Neil?

From TOTALITARIAN VEGETABLES!
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Mike Keller
Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by Mike Keller
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Delete ur account
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I had to tear up my tile entryway because of some leaky seals at the door. I should have taken some pics, but the leftover triforce image looks pretty neat.

I need to special order some more yellow tiles so I can redo it with in the new entryway
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Well this is fantastic
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Big weird mushrooms in my yard
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Oh boy, @widespreadpanic.com is working their way closer to my neck of the woods!

Don’t stop until you get to California boys! The Warfield is always ready for you!

widespreadpanic.com/2025/11/03/t...
Two Nights at Moody Center in Austin - Widespread Panic
Grab your sweetheart and join Panic in Austin, TX, for a Valentine’s weekend good time! The band is set to
widespreadpanic.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The Energy Curfew Music Hour Season 2 is out!

I loved the first season, can’t wait to listen to the new one

m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4H8...
The Energy Curfew Music Hour: Season 2 Episode 1
YouTube video by Punch Brothers
m.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hal 9000 has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Well now I’m going to see Hatsune Miku in April
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Reposted by Mike Keller
What your friends see when you take that second tab of acid at the show
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“I want a new drug”

- Huey Lewis, and also me
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I live in a small tourist town and it’s the off season.

My wife and I went out for a date and closed down the bar!

It was 9pm…
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Commenting on a post then stopping because this deserves to be its own post
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM