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Mike Keller
@thebestmike.bsky.social
He/Him. Mellow

A California dude. Punks, Hippies, Cowboys, Sci-fi/fantasy, Rock and Roll and psychedelics.

I also like some normal person stuff, like watching cartoons and eating books.
Also they keep asking me when the next Lock In book is coming, so if you felt like dropping a hint 😁
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My kids have listened to all of your stand alone audiobooks with me and love them, they are 12 and 15.

I was a bit worried about some of the language and adult jokes, but then I thought “Fuck it”

We all need a good laugh now and then!
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sounds like some sort of code
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Hmmm… smells like Soylent green to me
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Funky Deux is a great bit of jazz funk 👍
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When the Right talks about liberal elites, they aren’t talking about rich academic types, they’re talking about average people from coastal states that look down on them. They kind of have a point, how many of the people who say this stuff have actually spent time in the middle of the country?
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You should resign, today
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Somebody primary this turd please
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Also, sometimes it’s fun to make fun of things we actually enjoy, but it’s a tough thing to put out there in a public post
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They keep doing it again and again, they’ve made it a career
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“Mynoks, chewing on the power cables”

“Shaka, when the walls came down”

“Ewoks, singing Yub Nub”

“Temba, his arms wide”
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
When I did the triforce tiles 8 yrs ago, 20 yellow tiles cost about $30.

I just ordered the exact same ones and paid $64 🤷‍♂️

Not really that shocking, prices go up not down I guess
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM