The BalteseFalcon
@thebaltesefalcon.bsky.social
Golden Plains Boy- Rusty Belter - East Coast Elitist.
Failed Academic - Tattooed Nerd - Erstwhile Insurance Agent of Chaotic Good.
Failed Academic - Tattooed Nerd - Erstwhile Insurance Agent of Chaotic Good.
I am personally off the opinion that GCU needs to revise their slogan.
Private, Christian,Affordable sounds more like a recruiting ad for a weird sex baby Jesus camp in New Mexico...
#highereducation
#college
#univetsoty
Private, Christian,Affordable sounds more like a recruiting ad for a weird sex baby Jesus camp in New Mexico...
#highereducation
#college
#univetsoty
August 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am personally off the opinion that GCU needs to revise their slogan.
Private, Christian,Affordable sounds more like a recruiting ad for a weird sex baby Jesus camp in New Mexico...
#highereducation
#college
#univetsoty
Private, Christian,Affordable sounds more like a recruiting ad for a weird sex baby Jesus camp in New Mexico...
#highereducation
#college
#univetsoty
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Me: I don’t feel well.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
July 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me: I don’t feel well.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
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July 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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People really need to stop romanticizing the old internet, I know the current iteration is a more monitored careful "edgy" place, but I remember 1997-2001, where you logged on and didn't know if you were going to find; in my case it was ASCII porn. It was #HicSuntDracones for real.
#Internet
#Internet
July 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
People really need to stop romanticizing the old internet, I know the current iteration is a more monitored careful "edgy" place, but I remember 1997-2001, where you logged on and didn't know if you were going to find; in my case it was ASCII porn. It was #HicSuntDracones for real.
#Internet
#Internet
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where does internet come from?
the answer may surprise you
the answer may surprise you
June 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
where does internet come from?
the answer may surprise you
the answer may surprise you
Just had a fun memory of Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black, a few of the lines really resound in 2025: "Human thought is so primitive it's
looked upon as an infectious
disease by the rest of the universe.
That kind of makes you proud,
doesn't it?"
looked upon as an infectious
disease by the rest of the universe.
That kind of makes you proud,
doesn't it?"
June 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just had a fun memory of Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black, a few of the lines really resound in 2025: "Human thought is so primitive it's
looked upon as an infectious
disease by the rest of the universe.
That kind of makes you proud,
doesn't it?"
looked upon as an infectious
disease by the rest of the universe.
That kind of makes you proud,
doesn't it?"
If you didn't think the #CWC was a blatantly stupid cash/prestige grab. Look at this fucking nonsense. Except for you #AucklandCityFC, you are beautiful.
#FuckFIFA
#FuckFIFA
June 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you didn't think the #CWC was a blatantly stupid cash/prestige grab. Look at this fucking nonsense. Except for you #AucklandCityFC, you are beautiful.
#FuckFIFA
#FuckFIFA
Instead of Marching today, I happened to develop a kidney and bladder infection yesterday. AT THE HOSPITAL. Seriously I can not make this up.
June 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Instead of Marching today, I happened to develop a kidney and bladder infection yesterday. AT THE HOSPITAL. Seriously I can not make this up.
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I just emerged from the deep state woke Marxist meeting to control the weather for tomorrow’s small dictator parade. I can report things are on track and we are ready for space laser deployment. More soon.
June 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just emerged from the deep state woke Marxist meeting to control the weather for tomorrow’s small dictator parade. I can report things are on track and we are ready for space laser deployment. More soon.
Well this week is an absolute culmination of the last 8 months of self-destruction, chemical instability, and my own lack of emotional awareness. I found out that morphine doesn't work on me, you can actually go 6 days without food, and that bipolar psychosis is only a bad morning away.
June 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well this week is an absolute culmination of the last 8 months of self-destruction, chemical instability, and my own lack of emotional awareness. I found out that morphine doesn't work on me, you can actually go 6 days without food, and that bipolar psychosis is only a bad morning away.
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Don't come to the US. We are a clusterfuck.
You're not safe, and neither are we.
You're not safe, and neither are we.
May 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Don't come to the US. We are a clusterfuck.
You're not safe, and neither are we.
You're not safe, and neither are we.
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“Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on the empowerment of girls and women,” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio
theonion.com/state-d...
theonion.com/state-d...
State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON—Promising to stamp out the extremist movement as well as its sympathizers, the U.S. State Department announced Thursday that the WNBA had been designated as a terrorist organization. According to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the organization has as many as 156 terrorists spread across 13 known cells in the United States, and several of […]
theonion.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Their radical anti-American ideology is centered on the empowerment of girls and women,” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio
theonion.com/state-d...
theonion.com/state-d...
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
Also, it is the obligatory post that it is 1353 days until the #Trumpsterfire leaves office.
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Also, it is the obligatory post that it is 1353 days until the #Trumpsterfire leaves office.
Damn it #Vance. You killed the fucking pope, then you nearly caused Fallout to become reality? What's next? If you come home with a cursed eyeliner, I would actually be relieved. #MyCHEMICALapocalypse
May 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Damn it #Vance. You killed the fucking pope, then you nearly caused Fallout to become reality? What's next? If you come home with a cursed eyeliner, I would actually be relieved. #MyCHEMICALapocalypse
Another day of this administration is another day of madness. #1354daystogo
May 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Another day of this administration is another day of madness. #1354daystogo
Real Thoughts about the current condition of this...country.
May 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Real Thoughts about the current condition of this...country.
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Well if the shoe fits...
April 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Well if the shoe fits...
Saw this and remembered my home was once incredibly badass against the kind of nonsense that is going on right now. #DoBetterOhio
March 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Saw this and remembered my home was once incredibly badass against the kind of nonsense that is going on right now. #DoBetterOhio
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Rep Ro Khanna (CA-17) and Don Beyer (VA-08) reintroduced “Supreme Court Term Limits and Regular Appointments Act”…. It’d establish 18-year term limits on any Supreme Court Justices approved after the bill is signed into law
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Rep Ro Khanna (CA-17) and Don Beyer (VA-08) reintroduced “Supreme Court Term Limits and Regular Appointments Act”…. It’d establish 18-year term limits on any Supreme Court Justices approved after the bill is signed into law
February 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM