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Brian Smith
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I am the Brian, thy Brian.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!

Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
Pinned
I accidentally deleted the old post, but I still blame Garland.
1. Kiss Trump's ass
2. Babble while trying to mock a powerful woman to kiss Trump's ass
3. Awkwardly try to get the guy next to you to validate your childish bullshit
4. Declare Martial law and suspend the Constitution and habeas corpus.
5. Steal billions.

youtu.be/DUUn_oWwRfg?...
WATCH: Vance begins Board of Peace remarks by mocking Rep. Ocasio-Cortez
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
February 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

TAKE THE BAIT!!!

...and while you're at it, fall for all the fake, GoFundMes that I repost. It's not like I'm just a scammer or really naive.
February 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
A bunch of Trump appointees just approved Trump's vanity project, and it's bigger than the entire White House.

What a fucking joke.

apnews.com/article/trum...
An arts panel made up of Trump appointees approves his White House ballroom proposal
A federal panel made up of President Donald Trump's appointees has approved his plan to build a massive ballroom on the site of the former White House East Wing.
apnews.com
February 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
So, these things are possible, huh? 🤔

apnews.com/article/sout...

apnews.com/article/brit...
February 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Beware Geeks bearing .GIFs.
Bill Bramhall cartoon.
February 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Regardless of what you think of the candidates, this person is just spewing bullshit and blocked me rather than answer why they thought it was the fact that they're white, male, and running in that was causing Democratic candidates to lose in Texas. 🙄
February 19, 2026 at 6:04 AM
No conspiracy.

"AI" data center construction has purchased all stock and commitment to make stock, because idiots with money actually think all those data centers will be built and that this bubble won't burst.
I saw a conspiracy theory yesterday that the goal is to eliminate all local data storage and push everything into the corporate cloud where it will be scraped to train A.I. (and exploit us)

And I'm having a difficult time dismissing it
WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out
Hyperscalers are tearing hard drives out of the hands of manufacturers. Prices are therefore also rising for SSDs.
www.heise.de
February 18, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Changing the rules so no one says anything bad about Trump.

CBS host Stephen Colbert says network barred airing interview with Texas US Senate candidate - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
CBS host Stephen Colbert says network barred airing interview with Texas US Senate candidate
CBS late-night show host Stephen Colbert said on Monday that the network's lawyers barred him from airing an interview with Democratic Texas State Representative James Talarico, who is running for his...
www.reuters.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
They wrote the software themselves.

Literally, "We investigated ourselves and found no conflict of interest."

US Supreme Court adopts new technology to help identify conflicts of interest - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
US Supreme Court adopts new technology to help identify conflicts of interest
The U.S. Supreme Court announced on Tuesday that it has adopted new software to assist in identifying whether a case poses a potential conflict of interest for the justices, who decide for themselves ...
www.reuters.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Here's the hilarious part, troll.

You can make that choice, and you'll be stuck with Coke anyways.

But, you already know that.
You're just a sad troll, begging for attention, but too afraid to allow comments.

😆😂🤣
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
There are going to be so many investigations.

This will go on for forever.

New Mexico approves comprehensive probe of Epstein’s Zorro Ranch - www.reuters.com/world/us/new...
New Mexico approves comprehensive probe of Epstein’s Zorro Ranch
The so-called truth commission seeks to identify ranch guests and state officials who may have known what was going on at the 7,600-acre property or taken part in alleged sexual abuse in its hacienda-...
www.reuters.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Found this piece of human filth.
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
One hand in his pants and one down its cushions.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The only people I've heard talking about Newsom for president are "Communists" and "Anarchists" trying to convince you not to vote now because Newsom later.

Trolls, bots, and useful idiots.
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The courts will save us! 🤦‍♂️Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped. - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
The decisions amount to a huge legal rebuke, one the administration has ignored.
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Wait...

Now it was Obama's fault?

🤦‍♂️
February 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
All the "Communists" seem to be shifting towards "anarchists" now.

Now openly saying, "Tear the system down!!!" just like the GQP are doing.

Still raging against those imaginary "liberals" though.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
MAGA is eating itself alive.

MAGA vs MAGA: Georgia election exposes divisions in Trump’s base - www.reuters.com/world/us/mag...
MAGA vs MAGA: Georgia election exposes divisions in Trump’s base
Donald Trump may have expected his endorsement of a local prosecutor in the race to replace Marjorie Taylor Greene to clear the field. Instead, more than a dozen Republicans are still competing, turni...
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Even after Trump is dead and gone and Republicans are a memory, the federal government will be involved in endless lawsuits that they'll have zero defense for.

Everything they do, the federal government will be responsible for no matter who's in charge.
New via MS NOW:

Corey Lewandowski raised alarm inside DHS when he sought approval to carry a federally-issued firearm while working for the agency.

Lewandowski's pursuit of a weapon became so contentious that a veteran attorney for ICE was escorted from the building after refusing the request.
Noem adviser Lewandowski sought to carry a firearm at DHS, alarming officials
A lawyer who refused the request was reassigned, according to two people familiar with the matter.
www.ms.now
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The same people who married their Real Dolls are now cheating on their "wives" with their AI girlfriends.
It occurs to me that "A.I. conscious?" stories are just sales pitches.

Humans default to causality because it keeps us alive, so we are quick to believe in other minds causing what happens to us.

Branch move? Leopard stalking.
Hurricane? God angry.
Computer love me? Computer alive.

It's nonsense.
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Not a single one is you self righteous motherfuckers can say a goddamned thing about alt text, which none of you do correctly anyways, because it's an art, not a fucking "AI" prompt, until you stop people from abusing it.
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Tell me you're a troll without saying it.
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I guess "USians" isn't edgy enough anymore. They're pivoting to "USAians" to seem relevant.

Plus, sorry, if you're profile doesn't say "Australian" and you post something that's being said about US politics A LOT on this platform, it's no one's fault but yours when you're misunderstood.
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM