TheoryThot
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I peaked at the garden center today when every worker complimented my crocs.
May 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I peaked at the garden center today when every worker complimented my crocs.
Someone on TikTok posted a video of Orange Julius spitting out a tonsil stone during his press conference. A commenter suggested Googling “Trump Tonsil Stone” to change the SEO ranking and send the message that we’re making fun of him.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
March 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Someone on TikTok posted a video of Orange Julius spitting out a tonsil stone during his press conference. A commenter suggested Googling “Trump Tonsil Stone” to change the SEO ranking and send the message that we’re making fun of him.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
March 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is what that vintage meme girl was looking at when she made that face, because uh, wtf?
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
February 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is what that vintage meme girl was looking at when she made that face, because uh, wtf?
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
Does this sound like your brain: “the world is collapsing, but I have a Zoom call with the design team at 3”?
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
February 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Does this sound like your brain: “the world is collapsing, but I have a Zoom call with the design team at 3”?
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
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Hegseth says firing of top military lawyers was about making sure "they don't exist to be roadblocks to anything that happens."
February 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hegseth says firing of top military lawyers was about making sure "they don't exist to be roadblocks to anything that happens."
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Do this. Say this. 👇🏻
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Do this. Say this. 👇🏻
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For those following the story of unidentified men violently dragging a protester from a local Idaho GOP meeting, it turns out they were from a private security firm called LEAR Asset Management. But neither the sheriff (who watched it all go down) or the GOP will take responsibility for hiring them.
UPDATE on town hall chaos: Woman who was dragged out speaks, police chief condemns security, name of security firm confirmed
A legislative town hall organized by the Kootenai County Republican Central Committee devolved into chaos Saturday when unidentified, plainclothes security personnel dragged a Post Falls woman from th...
cdapress.com
February 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For those following the story of unidentified men violently dragging a protester from a local Idaho GOP meeting, it turns out they were from a private security firm called LEAR Asset Management. But neither the sheriff (who watched it all go down) or the GOP will take responsibility for hiring them.
The problem with making sarcastic comments on this app is not knowing if people are liking it ironically. 👀
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The problem with making sarcastic comments on this app is not knowing if people are liking it ironically. 👀
If you live in the tri-state area + NJ, PA, I’d recommend checking on your home insurance policy and like adding a lil earthquake.
To quote one of the greatest musicians of our time: I got a feeling…
To quote one of the greatest musicians of our time: I got a feeling…
a man in a red jacket and sunglasses is pointing at something
Alt: a man in a red jacket and sunglasses is pointing at something
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you live in the tri-state area + NJ, PA, I’d recommend checking on your home insurance policy and like adding a lil earthquake.
To quote one of the greatest musicians of our time: I got a feeling…
To quote one of the greatest musicians of our time: I got a feeling…
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Somehow missed this: Musk posted the name, picture and financial disclosure information of the daughter of a Judge who blocked his funding cuts b/c she used to work at the Dept of Education.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
February 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Somehow missed this: Musk posted the name, picture and financial disclosure information of the daughter of a Judge who blocked his funding cuts b/c she used to work at the Dept of Education.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
And I know exactly who needs to hear this but I’m a little chicken:
YOU WILL NEVER succeed in growing your numbers until you learn that convincing people your ideology is Truth involves PERSUASION baby.
Sell it to them better if you’re so frustrated about “liberals”.
YOU WILL NEVER succeed in growing your numbers until you learn that convincing people your ideology is Truth involves PERSUASION baby.
Sell it to them better if you’re so frustrated about “liberals”.
February 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And I know exactly who needs to hear this but I’m a little chicken:
YOU WILL NEVER succeed in growing your numbers until you learn that convincing people your ideology is Truth involves PERSUASION baby.
Sell it to them better if you’re so frustrated about “liberals”.
YOU WILL NEVER succeed in growing your numbers until you learn that convincing people your ideology is Truth involves PERSUASION baby.
Sell it to them better if you’re so frustrated about “liberals”.
Which is it; are liberals (pejorative) the dumbest people because they haven’t read political theory, or are they knowingly and willfully signing on to liberalism (the political ideology)?
Which is it?
There is a boogeyman afoot.
Which is it?
There is a boogeyman afoot.
February 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Which is it; are liberals (pejorative) the dumbest people because they haven’t read political theory, or are they knowingly and willfully signing on to liberalism (the political ideology)?
Which is it?
There is a boogeyman afoot.
Which is it?
There is a boogeyman afoot.
What have I been saying? IT IS
A 2025 MARKETING STRATEGY “leveraged” AS A PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
A 2025 MARKETING STRATEGY “leveraged” AS A PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
Watters: We are waging a 21st century information warfare campaign from the left…It's like grassroots guerrilla warfare. Someone says something on social media, Musk retweets it, Rogan podcasts it, Fox broadcasts it.. and by the time it reaches everybody, millions of people have seen it.
February 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What have I been saying? IT IS
A 2025 MARKETING STRATEGY “leveraged” AS A PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
A 2025 MARKETING STRATEGY “leveraged” AS A PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
Now *this* is an Onion headline for 2025.
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Now *this* is an Onion headline for 2025.
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Attorney General Pam Bondi disbanded an FBI task force investigating foreign influence operations, including those targeting U.S. elections. Additionally, she restricted enforcement actions against individuals who fail to disclose lobbying on behalf of foreign governments.
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi disbanded an FBI task force investigating foreign influence operations, including those targeting U.S. elections. Additionally, she restricted enforcement actions against individuals who fail to disclose lobbying on behalf of foreign governments.
Nah this is *the dumbest* timeline.
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nah this is *the dumbest* timeline.
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
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Go ahead.
Let the people see you for what you are.
Let the people see you for what you are.
for the second time today, Tom Homan is on Fox News confirming that he asked the DOJ to investigate AOC
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Go ahead.
Let the people see you for what you are.
Let the people see you for what you are.
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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I think the reason people are frustrated with Democratic leaders is that they expect these elected representatives to act like a real disaster is happening, which it is. Four-day weekends and bratwurst junkets in Munich kind of undercut that
February 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think the reason people are frustrated with Democratic leaders is that they expect these elected representatives to act like a real disaster is happening, which it is. Four-day weekends and bratwurst junkets in Munich kind of undercut that
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A couple Green voters have come out swinging to this and whoo boy, if you could prove my point any harder... The American voterbase does not owe you time, attention, or a megaphone. You being right on anything doesn't matter if nobody ever hears you say it. Your party exists only during elections.
Anybody who voted Green in the US, I want you to know the reason I will never vote Green is on full display right now. This is the most politically active period of our lives with low-hanging, easy-fruit wins. I cannot name a single Green Party member who has done or said shit. Crickets. Dead.
February 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A couple Green voters have come out swinging to this and whoo boy, if you could prove my point any harder... The American voterbase does not owe you time, attention, or a megaphone. You being right on anything doesn't matter if nobody ever hears you say it. Your party exists only during elections.