TheoryThot
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Someone on TikTok posted a video of Orange Julius spitting out a tonsil stone during his press conference. A commenter suggested Googling “Trump Tonsil Stone” to change the SEO ranking and send the message that we’re making fun of him.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
March 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Someone on TikTok posted a video of Orange Julius spitting out a tonsil stone during his press conference. A commenter suggested Googling “Trump Tonsil Stone” to change the SEO ranking and send the message that we’re making fun of him.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
It’s *working* and I’m here for guerilla SEO.
March 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is what that vintage meme girl was looking at when she made that face, because uh, wtf?
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
February 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is what that vintage meme girl was looking at when she made that face, because uh, wtf?
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
Chris Pratt is the Christian version of Ryan Reynolds.
Does this sound like your brain: “the world is collapsing, but I have a Zoom call with the design team at 3”?
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
February 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Does this sound like your brain: “the world is collapsing, but I have a Zoom call with the design team at 3”?
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
Well, have I got a book for you!
“Severance” by Ling Ma is a dystopian satirical novel where we follow employee Candace Chen as she … continues working through the apocalypse. #BookSky
Nah this is *the dumbest* timeline.
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nah this is *the dumbest* timeline.
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
What do you mean the general public can be hedging literal bets on the weather?
No no, it’s totally normal for a police department to encourage you to rat out your ex on Facebook as their Valentine’s Day special.
This is the darkest timeline?
#police
This is the darkest timeline?
#police
February 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No no, it’s totally normal for a police department to encourage you to rat out your ex on Facebook as their Valentine’s Day special.
This is the darkest timeline?
#police
This is the darkest timeline?
#police
Society values and venerates the that which we consider “masculine”. Guess what…
Anger = emotion
Rage = emotion
Hatred = emotion
Fr: “the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers (Elon and Kanye).”
Anger = emotion
Rage = emotion
Hatred = emotion
Fr: “the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers (Elon and Kanye).”
February 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Society values and venerates the that which we consider “masculine”. Guess what…
Anger = emotion
Rage = emotion
Hatred = emotion
Fr: “the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers (Elon and Kanye).”
Anger = emotion
Rage = emotion
Hatred = emotion
Fr: “the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers (Elon and Kanye).”
Why? There’s no jail anymore if you’re white.
HAVE AT IT! (It would be fab if you could wear the same outfit MTG wore to plant pipe b0mbs on Jan. 6!)
HAVE AT IT! (It would be fab if you could wear the same outfit MTG wore to plant pipe b0mbs on Jan. 6!)
February 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why? There’s no jail anymore if you’re white.
HAVE AT IT! (It would be fab if you could wear the same outfit MTG wore to plant pipe b0mbs on Jan. 6!)
HAVE AT IT! (It would be fab if you could wear the same outfit MTG wore to plant pipe b0mbs on Jan. 6!)
I meditate on the @chaninicholas.bsky.social app nearly every day, but today’s was the first to bring to me to tears.
And look at this cute disco monkey:
#witchsky #meditation
And look at this cute disco monkey:
#witchsky #meditation
February 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I meditate on the @chaninicholas.bsky.social app nearly every day, but today’s was the first to bring to me to tears.
And look at this cute disco monkey:
#witchsky #meditation
And look at this cute disco monkey:
#witchsky #meditation
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I dunno, they’re kinda cute?
February 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I dunno, they’re kinda cute?
Black men are still men.
(As *if* Serena would give Stephen the muthafcking time)
(As *if* Serena would give Stephen the muthafcking time)
![Headline reads: Stephen Smith would’ve divorced Serena Williams for ‘trolling her ex’ Drake at Super Bowl: ‘Go back to his [azz]’](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lkgc6hd2cedvdhxqk56eakzv/bafkreibuqjzhxjjfdh6t35qtbl6fuxbfw2oemyvv47xp5xwpfe5qav5raa@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Black men are still men.
(As *if* Serena would give Stephen the muthafcking time)
(As *if* Serena would give Stephen the muthafcking time)
At the very least, Kendrick got people Google searching.
February 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
At the very least, Kendrick got people Google searching.
If you present your theories publicly then immediately call someone a “fucking moron” for bringing up that neoliberalism is also an economic theory, you should probably work on your theory.
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If you present your theories publicly then immediately call someone a “fucking moron” for bringing up that neoliberalism is also an economic theory, you should probably work on your theory.
Yeah fuck it. I wanna be that torture-device looking piece that has like one “official” function, but is just a torture device.
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yeah fuck it. I wanna be that torture-device looking piece that has like one “official” function, but is just a torture device.
The second you say: “hey there’s a better strategy for building coalition between leftists and ‘liberals’ than insulting people” they call you a;
“Little f****** tyrant, patronizing little s***” oh and “FASCIST!”
Like this guy:
“Little f****** tyrant, patronizing little s***” oh and “FASCIST!”
Like this guy:
February 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The second you say: “hey there’s a better strategy for building coalition between leftists and ‘liberals’ than insulting people” they call you a;
“Little f****** tyrant, patronizing little s***” oh and “FASCIST!”
Like this guy:
“Little f****** tyrant, patronizing little s***” oh and “FASCIST!”
Like this guy:
They’re doubling down and calling people all sorts of shit:
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They’re doubling down and calling people all sorts of shit:
Community warning on this gem of an (in)tolerant leftist:
February 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Community warning on this gem of an (in)tolerant leftist:
I need people to be so for real with this.
THIS IS MARCOMM. THIS IS PUBLIC RELATIONS ON STEROIDS.
The terms were not fully disclosed, we do not know what happened in those meetings, but what we will hear moving forward is *propaganda* about Trump forcing them to capitulate, or Trump winning.
THIS IS MARCOMM. THIS IS PUBLIC RELATIONS ON STEROIDS.
The terms were not fully disclosed, we do not know what happened in those meetings, but what we will hear moving forward is *propaganda* about Trump forcing them to capitulate, or Trump winning.
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I need people to be so for real with this.
THIS IS MARCOMM. THIS IS PUBLIC RELATIONS ON STEROIDS.
The terms were not fully disclosed, we do not know what happened in those meetings, but what we will hear moving forward is *propaganda* about Trump forcing them to capitulate, or Trump winning.
THIS IS MARCOMM. THIS IS PUBLIC RELATIONS ON STEROIDS.
The terms were not fully disclosed, we do not know what happened in those meetings, but what we will hear moving forward is *propaganda* about Trump forcing them to capitulate, or Trump winning.
They’re asking me for more money, that’s where:
February 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They’re asking me for more money, that’s where:
Here’s my cat in a sun patch.
January 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Here’s my cat in a sun patch.
Listen, it’s insane out there, so I’m trying to find time to chill-the-fuck-out.
I’ve been trying watercolor for a few years and this is my latest attempt at some new techniques.
I don’t hate the finished painting, but what I love is that I forgot what was going on for like an hour.
I’ve been trying watercolor for a few years and this is my latest attempt at some new techniques.
I don’t hate the finished painting, but what I love is that I forgot what was going on for like an hour.
January 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Listen, it’s insane out there, so I’m trying to find time to chill-the-fuck-out.
I’ve been trying watercolor for a few years and this is my latest attempt at some new techniques.
I don’t hate the finished painting, but what I love is that I forgot what was going on for like an hour.
I’ve been trying watercolor for a few years and this is my latest attempt at some new techniques.
I don’t hate the finished painting, but what I love is that I forgot what was going on for like an hour.
So let me get this straight, you collect people, put them on a plane without due process (human trafficking), then you send them to a different country and act surprised that they don’t welcome your military planes filled with trafficked humans with open arms?
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So let me get this straight, you collect people, put them on a plane without due process (human trafficking), then you send them to a different country and act surprised that they don’t welcome your military planes filled with trafficked humans with open arms?
I’m starting to believe that reading isn’t our strong suit as #TikTokRefugees.
January 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m starting to believe that reading isn’t our strong suit as #TikTokRefugees.