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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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don't talk to me till I've had my 7 am lasagna
July 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
don't talk to me till I've had my 7 am lasagna
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i bet eclipses feel good for the moon
July 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i bet eclipses feel good for the moon
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@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social
Peachyville Horror? More like Peachyville Hearttrobs!!!
#dungeonsanddaddies #dndads #thepeachyvillehorror #trudytrout #kelseygrammar #tonycollette
Peachyville Horror? More like Peachyville Hearttrobs!!!
#dungeonsanddaddies #dndads #thepeachyvillehorror #trudytrout #kelseygrammar #tonycollette
February 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social
Peachyville Horror? More like Peachyville Hearttrobs!!!
#dungeonsanddaddies #dndads #thepeachyvillehorror #trudytrout #kelseygrammar #tonycollette
Peachyville Horror? More like Peachyville Hearttrobs!!!
#dungeonsanddaddies #dndads #thepeachyvillehorror #trudytrout #kelseygrammar #tonycollette
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You should be allowed to smoke a cigarette at the gym after doing weighted hip thrusts
June 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You should be allowed to smoke a cigarette at the gym after doing weighted hip thrusts
imagine if oedipus and jocasta were really chill with all that and just kept dating
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
imagine if oedipus and jocasta were really chill with all that and just kept dating
getting a cock tattoo that says “eppur si muove”
June 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
getting a cock tattoo that says “eppur si muove”
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Before video games in the 50s if you were an awful American indoor boy you sat 3 inches in front of the TV and watched the same looping footage of cowboys on horseback for 8 hours in a row.
June 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Before video games in the 50s if you were an awful American indoor boy you sat 3 inches in front of the TV and watched the same looping footage of cowboys on horseback for 8 hours in a row.
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They trapped my in a salt circle and bound me in cold iron jerry
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They trapped my in a salt circle and bound me in cold iron jerry
guys who are into hitler, school shootings, and weed must have a crazy day once a year
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
guys who are into hitler, school shootings, and weed must have a crazy day once a year
freud’s guide to improv comedy! and other short stories
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
freud’s guide to improv comedy! and other short stories
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peace out losers im going to Dog World
June 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
peace out losers im going to Dog World
the next pope should also be the dalai lama
June 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the next pope should also be the dalai lama
they should add microtransactions to wordle
May 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
they should add microtransactions to wordle
confessions, by augustine powers
May 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
confessions, by augustine powers
going to a restaurant i don’t work at and standing by the door and seating people in absurd places just to disrupt service
May 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
going to a restaurant i don’t work at and standing by the door and seating people in absurd places just to disrupt service
“can i fuck your boyfriend”
“no”
“really???”
“no”
“really???”
May 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“can i fuck your boyfriend”
“no”
“really???”
“no”
“really???”
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I could easily defeat a gorilla that had been badly poisoned
May 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I could easily defeat a gorilla that had been badly poisoned
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When I see Yoda I think “that dude’s got a cloaca, no question”
May 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When I see Yoda I think “that dude’s got a cloaca, no question”
“i’m going to pornhub that”
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“i’m going to pornhub that”
i’ll have a tequila gatorade
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i’ll have a tequila gatorade
“fire at will….”
….”
“are you mad at me?…”
….”
“are you mad at me?…”
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“fire at will….”
….”
“are you mad at me?…”
….”
“are you mad at me?…”
I have pronounced "prolegomena" in ways you wouldn't believe.......
May 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have pronounced "prolegomena" in ways you wouldn't believe.......
rebooting mr ed in modern times. he’s still a horse who talks but it’s the same horse. who is a ghost, of course, of course.
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
rebooting mr ed in modern times. he’s still a horse who talks but it’s the same horse. who is a ghost, of course, of course.
(telling my buddy tyrannis that I like his semper) sick [sic] semper, tyrannis!
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
(telling my buddy tyrannis that I like his semper) sick [sic] semper, tyrannis!