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One thing about selling things on Facebook Marketplace is people are itching to start a fight
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One thing about selling things on Facebook Marketplace is people are itching to start a fight
A movie that takes place where you’re from ✨
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from ✨
The Michael Barbaro "Hmm" is spreading. No podcast is safe. Journalists used to ask questions, now they just say "hmm" with varying degrees of gravitas. And sometimes, if you're lucky, they'll throw in a "say more" for good measure
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Michael Barbaro "Hmm" is spreading. No podcast is safe. Journalists used to ask questions, now they just say "hmm" with varying degrees of gravitas. And sometimes, if you're lucky, they'll throw in a "say more" for good measure
Does Instagram think I'm gay wtf???
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Does Instagram think I'm gay wtf???
"looking for a third?" "into piss?" "up for some ffun?" ...yeah, a third rail to piss on just for fun
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"looking for a third?" "into piss?" "up for some ffun?" ...yeah, a third rail to piss on just for fun
Once they finally complete the Conjunctions trilogy, it'll rival the Before trilogy
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Once they finally complete the Conjunctions trilogy, it'll rival the Before trilogy
The way I can't get a job I'm qualified for or even overqualified for makes me understand why old-timey bank robbers got out of jail and would immediately go rob another bank. Like yeah, that's what their training was in...
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The way I can't get a job I'm qualified for or even overqualified for makes me understand why old-timey bank robbers got out of jail and would immediately go rob another bank. Like yeah, that's what their training was in...
If you can't handle me at my wataa, then you don't deserve me at my chudai
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you can't handle me at my wataa, then you don't deserve me at my chudai
(getting a slack notification outside of work hours) "this BETTER be a goddamn dick pic!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
(getting a slack notification outside of work hours) "this BETTER be a goddamn dick pic!"
Been seeing "this looks like a made-for-TV movie" on Letterboxd a lot lately and hmmm do you think maybe that's because you waited until it left theaters so you could watch it on your TV??!
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Been seeing "this looks like a made-for-TV movie" on Letterboxd a lot lately and hmmm do you think maybe that's because you waited until it left theaters so you could watch it on your TV??!
Millennials will reply, "Am I supposed to know who these people even are??!" to a Pop Crave post and it's like...no, you're clearly old
*Me, I'm millennials
*Me, I'm millennials
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Millennials will reply, "Am I supposed to know who these people even are??!" to a Pop Crave post and it's like...no, you're clearly old
*Me, I'm millennials
*Me, I'm millennials
Harry Whittington welcoming Dick Cheney to hell
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Harry Whittington welcoming Dick Cheney to hell
My first OF collab, "The first OF collab filmed in VistaVision" is filmed in VistaVision
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My first OF collab, "The first OF collab filmed in VistaVision" is filmed in VistaVision
Locktober is locktover
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Locktober is locktover
trick or treat??? more like trick or trade the way y'all are picking up one or the other in your slutty little costumes tonight!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
trick or treat??? more like trick or trade the way y'all are picking up one or the other in your slutty little costumes tonight!!!
I went to the doctor today and the new gay phlebotomist kept calling me "sir" like excuse me, I'm your sister!!!
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I went to the doctor today and the new gay phlebotomist kept calling me "sir" like excuse me, I'm your sister!!!
Yeah, I love AI
The AI:
The AI:
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yeah, I love AI
The AI:
The AI:
Stretched thin?! No baby, I'm stretched thicc
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Stretched thin?! No baby, I'm stretched thicc
Say what you want about Taylor Swift's lyrics, but she's got one thing about the human experience right: the lights in New York City are SO bright
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Say what you want about Taylor Swift's lyrics, but she's got one thing about the human experience right: the lights in New York City are SO bright
What is Miley Cyrus' catchiest lyric and why is it "Boom clap, boom de clap, de clap. Boom, boom clap, boom de clap, de clap"??!
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What is Miley Cyrus' catchiest lyric and why is it "Boom clap, boom de clap, de clap. Boom, boom clap, boom de clap, de clap"??!
Ex situationship??? Back in my day, we called that Somebody That I Used to Know
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ex situationship??? Back in my day, we called that Somebody That I Used to Know
Some days you play the NYT Games, and other days the NYT Games play you 😮💨😮💨😮💨
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Some days you play the NYT Games, and other days the NYT Games play you 😮💨😮💨😮💨
You're telling me there's virgin cock in this tale??!
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You're telling me there's virgin cock in this tale??!