Kelsey 🫶🏻
@thatonekelseygirl.bsky.social
Who says none of us are diarrheal?
Pickle Fanatic & Professional Napper. Cat person 🐈⬛.
MPH, CPH
Pickle Fanatic & Professional Napper. Cat person 🐈⬛.
MPH, CPH
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Firing RFK Jr would unburden a lot of overworked mitochondria in this country
August 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Firing RFK Jr would unburden a lot of overworked mitochondria in this country
While you’re upset about the two dude cheerleaders, I’m over here petitioning the NFL for better penalties. Defensive holding? That’s three slow forehead kisses and two tummy tickles. You don’t even want to know what I want to see for a roughing the passer.
August 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
While you’re upset about the two dude cheerleaders, I’m over here petitioning the NFL for better penalties. Defensive holding? That’s three slow forehead kisses and two tummy tickles. You don’t even want to know what I want to see for a roughing the passer.
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i just want to feel like this for a while
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i just want to feel like this for a while
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Micro-dosing having big honkies by quickly bouncing up and down with 32 raw chicken cutlets duct taped to my sternum.
February 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Micro-dosing having big honkies by quickly bouncing up and down with 32 raw chicken cutlets duct taped to my sternum.
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USE YOUR ASS BRAIN HOLE!!!
February 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
USE YOUR ASS BRAIN HOLE!!!
Anyone try exorcism as a way to definitively cure their IBS? Asking for me.
February 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Anyone try exorcism as a way to definitively cure their IBS? Asking for me.
Been spending an exorbitant amount of time setting up invisible trip wires everywhere. I sure hope there aren’t any ancient, tortoise-looking senators that trigger them unexpectedly.
February 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Been spending an exorbitant amount of time setting up invisible trip wires everywhere. I sure hope there aren’t any ancient, tortoise-looking senators that trigger them unexpectedly.
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Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.
February 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.
Getting a lot of DMs from the piss-kink community for some inexplicable reason. Gotta get to the bottom of this 🔍👀
November 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Getting a lot of DMs from the piss-kink community for some inexplicable reason. Gotta get to the bottom of this 🔍👀
First bluesky post! Gotta make it profound.
In 8th grade I got second degree burns on my inner thighs that I told people was from dropping a hot curling iron in my lap, but really it was because I straddled a hot campfire butt-ass naked and tried to pee it out.
Glad I got that off my chest.
In 8th grade I got second degree burns on my inner thighs that I told people was from dropping a hot curling iron in my lap, but really it was because I straddled a hot campfire butt-ass naked and tried to pee it out.
Glad I got that off my chest.
November 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
First bluesky post! Gotta make it profound.
In 8th grade I got second degree burns on my inner thighs that I told people was from dropping a hot curling iron in my lap, but really it was because I straddled a hot campfire butt-ass naked and tried to pee it out.
Glad I got that off my chest.
In 8th grade I got second degree burns on my inner thighs that I told people was from dropping a hot curling iron in my lap, but really it was because I straddled a hot campfire butt-ass naked and tried to pee it out.
Glad I got that off my chest.