Lauren Deschain
@thatnerdchick.bsky.social
🎬 IATSE 488 makeup artist (The Last of Us on HBO MAX, Penelope on NETFLIX, A Dying Art Department Head)
🕯Candle Maker
📚literature addict
🏳️🌈queer
🎮gamer
🔪Final Girl❤️
🌱 BPD/PTSD
💍K Myka Deschain 🖤💀
Elder Emo
Www.thatnerdchick.com
🕯Candle Maker
📚literature addict
🏳️🌈queer
🎮gamer
🔪Final Girl❤️
🌱 BPD/PTSD
💍K Myka Deschain 🖤💀
Elder Emo
Www.thatnerdchick.com
Pinned
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Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.
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Eat my butt, Evil!
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Eat my butt, Evil!
Whatever you do,
do NOT turn the heater up to make your kids room more cozy when they have the stomach flu.
Just trust me on this one...
Allow this gif to accurately convey my face when I walked in.
do NOT turn the heater up to make your kids room more cozy when they have the stomach flu.
Just trust me on this one...
Allow this gif to accurately convey my face when I walked in.
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December 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Whatever you do,
do NOT turn the heater up to make your kids room more cozy when they have the stomach flu.
Just trust me on this one...
Allow this gif to accurately convey my face when I walked in.
do NOT turn the heater up to make your kids room more cozy when they have the stomach flu.
Just trust me on this one...
Allow this gif to accurately convey my face when I walked in.
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I've been branching out with my lathe work and the results are available in my shop! Grab a unique handcrafted wood vessel to show off your new shiny (objects) and help some artists pay the mortgage!
www.galdrecraft.com
www.galdrecraft.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I've been branching out with my lathe work and the results are available in my shop! Grab a unique handcrafted wood vessel to show off your new shiny (objects) and help some artists pay the mortgage!
www.galdrecraft.com
www.galdrecraft.com
@sgj.bsky.social I don't know if I've ever accurately told you what Jade means to me?
Or, yea, I think I have, but nothing could have prepared me for this gift.
@kmykadeschain.bsky.social dropped these heavy bricks figuratively in my lap this morning.
Still tearing up... finding their home soon
Or, yea, I think I have, but nothing could have prepared me for this gift.
@kmykadeschain.bsky.social dropped these heavy bricks figuratively in my lap this morning.
Still tearing up... finding their home soon
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@sgj.bsky.social I don't know if I've ever accurately told you what Jade means to me?
Or, yea, I think I have, but nothing could have prepared me for this gift.
@kmykadeschain.bsky.social dropped these heavy bricks figuratively in my lap this morning.
Still tearing up... finding their home soon
Or, yea, I think I have, but nothing could have prepared me for this gift.
@kmykadeschain.bsky.social dropped these heavy bricks figuratively in my lap this morning.
Still tearing up... finding their home soon
Under the weather today, but immensely thankful for this community and my family. 🎄✨️🖤
Happy Yule, ya nerds.
Happy Yule, ya nerds.
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Under the weather today, but immensely thankful for this community and my family. 🎄✨️🖤
Happy Yule, ya nerds.
Happy Yule, ya nerds.
This is genuinely so sad.
The coolest airport (reluctantly cool, mind you) just got a little more average. Less unique? Eh. More space for Coach bags.
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is genuinely so sad.
Just an appreciation post for my love, @kmykadeschain.bsky.social and how beautiful they've made our life together. I look exhausted, but that's just my face. 🤣
Also, Happy Holidays to all you baddies🎄✨️🖤
Also, Happy Holidays to all you baddies🎄✨️🖤
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just an appreciation post for my love, @kmykadeschain.bsky.social and how beautiful they've made our life together. I look exhausted, but that's just my face. 🤣
Also, Happy Holidays to all you baddies🎄✨️🖤
Also, Happy Holidays to all you baddies🎄✨️🖤
Its feeding day...
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Its feeding day...
We stick together 🖤
Have I ever mentioned that @thatnerdchick.bsky.social and @kmykadeschain.bsky.social are the absolute coolest?!??
Thank you guys for the rad @sgj.bsky.social gear and the lovely card.
Truly the best Christmas gift EVER 🖤
Thank you guys for the rad @sgj.bsky.social gear and the lovely card.
Truly the best Christmas gift EVER 🖤
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We stick together 🖤
Ok, help me out here...
Do you put presents under the tree well before the Big Man shows up, and give him his due on the morning of..
Or do you torture yourself with that "All at once or it doesn't happen" on the day?
I refuse to do any of this last minute.
The Big Guy is on his own.
Do you put presents under the tree well before the Big Man shows up, and give him his due on the morning of..
Or do you torture yourself with that "All at once or it doesn't happen" on the day?
I refuse to do any of this last minute.
The Big Guy is on his own.
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ok, help me out here...
Do you put presents under the tree well before the Big Man shows up, and give him his due on the morning of..
Or do you torture yourself with that "All at once or it doesn't happen" on the day?
I refuse to do any of this last minute.
The Big Guy is on his own.
Do you put presents under the tree well before the Big Man shows up, and give him his due on the morning of..
Or do you torture yourself with that "All at once or it doesn't happen" on the day?
I refuse to do any of this last minute.
The Big Guy is on his own.
Day made
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Day made
Not me, falling down a rabbit hole of research pertaining to Leusistic ratsnakes.
18 Tarantulas need a friend, right?
👀
18 Tarantulas need a friend, right?
👀
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not me, falling down a rabbit hole of research pertaining to Leusistic ratsnakes.
18 Tarantulas need a friend, right?
👀
18 Tarantulas need a friend, right?
👀
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Single-panel horror:
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Single-panel horror:
Ha. Packaging Jade up and I don't know if @sgj.bsky.social ever planned Jade to be into Stocking Stuffers, but here she is, still surprising people.
Grab your Jade loot here:
thatnerdchick.com/final-girl-b...
Dad cap:
thatnerdchick.com/apparel/p/th...
Loot supports Blackfeet Community College 🖤
Grab your Jade loot here:
thatnerdchick.com/final-girl-b...
Dad cap:
thatnerdchick.com/apparel/p/th...
Loot supports Blackfeet Community College 🖤
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ha. Packaging Jade up and I don't know if @sgj.bsky.social ever planned Jade to be into Stocking Stuffers, but here she is, still surprising people.
Grab your Jade loot here:
thatnerdchick.com/final-girl-b...
Dad cap:
thatnerdchick.com/apparel/p/th...
Loot supports Blackfeet Community College 🖤
Grab your Jade loot here:
thatnerdchick.com/final-girl-b...
Dad cap:
thatnerdchick.com/apparel/p/th...
Loot supports Blackfeet Community College 🖤
Precious moments.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Precious moments.
@kmykadeschain.bsky.social
Vacation mode...
Vacation mode...
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@kmykadeschain.bsky.social
Vacation mode...
Vacation mode...
The Until Dawn movie is a nice homage to Cabin In the Woods.
Highly recommend.
Highly recommend.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Until Dawn movie is a nice homage to Cabin In the Woods.
Highly recommend.
Highly recommend.
When in Phoenix, or anywheres, it's always @sgj.bsky.social day.
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When in Phoenix, or anywheres, it's always @sgj.bsky.social day.
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the 2026 new horror list is FINALLY LIVE! please share with all your freakiest loved ones: readjumpscares.com/2026-new-hor...
2026’s New Horror Books
All the new horror books coming in 2026, featuring all manner of hauntings, murderers, vampires, monsters, cults, ghosts, and all kinds of nebulous eldritch terrors.
readjumpscares.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the 2026 new horror list is FINALLY LIVE! please share with all your freakiest loved ones: readjumpscares.com/2026-new-hor...
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Scientists Thought Parkinson’s Was in Our Genes. It Might Be in the Water
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Scientists Thought Parkinson’s Was in Our Genes. It Might Be in the Water
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
archive.ph/9KrlB
Wired©️
The Adulteration and Degradation of the Food Supply
tinyurl.com/msza244w
In the industry, we call this an optimal reference photo...
But in reality, we call it... what?
A smooth move?
I also broke my pinky toe, completely unrelated, an hour or so after this.
Giving @sgj.bsky.social a run for his money.
You all would be proud, though.
My husky didn't get far.
But in reality, we call it... what?
A smooth move?
I also broke my pinky toe, completely unrelated, an hour or so after this.
Giving @sgj.bsky.social a run for his money.
You all would be proud, though.
My husky didn't get far.
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
In the industry, we call this an optimal reference photo...
But in reality, we call it... what?
A smooth move?
I also broke my pinky toe, completely unrelated, an hour or so after this.
Giving @sgj.bsky.social a run for his money.
You all would be proud, though.
My husky didn't get far.
But in reality, we call it... what?
A smooth move?
I also broke my pinky toe, completely unrelated, an hour or so after this.
Giving @sgj.bsky.social a run for his money.
You all would be proud, though.
My husky didn't get far.
