Moe Szyslak
@thatguymoe.bsky.social
Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce?
Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening
#MVRP #SimpsonsRP
Mun and muse are 18+.
LEWD & Minors DNI
Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social
Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening
#MVRP #SimpsonsRP
Mun and muse are 18+.
LEWD & Minors DNI
Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social
Pinned
Moe Szyslak
@thatguymoe.bsky.social
· Jul 3
“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
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TW: Disturbing content
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TW: Disturbing content
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PISS OFF, TURTLE
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
PISS OFF, TURTLE
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Hey everyone. CappyKid here. AGAIN.
Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.
I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…
Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.
(Continued…)
Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.
I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…
Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.
(Continued…)
July 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey everyone. CappyKid here. AGAIN.
Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.
I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…
Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.
(Continued…)
Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.
I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…
Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.
(Continued…)
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“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”
🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤
“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”
🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤
“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”
July 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”
🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤
“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”
🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤
“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”
“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
July 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
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June 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Delete your Twitter account
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Delete your Twitter account
“Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”
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Name: Bunger
Age: Bunger
Species: Bunger
Bunger: Bunger
Age: Bunger
Species: Bunger
Bunger: Bunger
February 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Name: Bunger
Age: Bunger
Species: Bunger
Bunger: Bunger
Age: Bunger
Species: Bunger
Bunger: Bunger
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𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢... 𝙸𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢... 𝙸𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
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pauline didn’t get that many outfits in mkw so let’s draw her some!
July 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
pauline didn’t get that many outfits in mkw so let’s draw her some!
“Your eyes say otherwise, pal.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“Your eyes say otherwise, pal.”
“Hey! Weed is good, okay?”
July 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Hey! Weed is good, okay?”
“Oh shit. A chimpanzee with anger issues.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Oh shit. A chimpanzee with anger issues.”
“Yeah, but can’t you read the sign? NO OME UNDER 18 ALLOWED. Now go find an ice cream truck or something.”
“The door is unlocked anyone can just waltz right in pal”
“…what the hell is a kid doing at my bar?”
July 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Yeah, but can’t you read the sign? NO OME UNDER 18 ALLOWED. Now go find an ice cream truck or something.”
“Somebody kill me. I’ve seen enough.”
“You ain’t high, pal. This is all real.”
“…
I must be high.”
I must be high.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“Somebody kill me. I’ve seen enough.”
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But I think something's wrong with me. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently.
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
But I think something's wrong with me. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently.
“Disney? More like Disrespectful.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“Disney? More like Disrespectful.”
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"Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters."
The Lich has come to spread Malice.
The Lich has come to spread Malice.
a cartoon character with horns and a skull on his face
ALT: a cartoon character with horns and a skull on his face
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters."
The Lich has come to spread Malice.
The Lich has come to spread Malice.
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"You don't need to study Scaring; you just do it!"
Sully has come to scare!
Sully has come to scare!
mike wazowski and sulley from monsters inc standing next to each other
ALT: mike wazowski and sulley from monsters inc standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"You don't need to study Scaring; you just do it!"
Sully has come to scare!
Sully has come to scare!
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//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
December 28, 2024 at 4:32 AM
//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
“Whoever follows this kid gets a beer on the house.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Whoever follows this kid gets a beer on the house.”