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Moe Szyslak
@thatguymoe.bsky.social
Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce?

Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening

#MVRP #SimpsonsRP
Mun and muse are 18+.
LEWD & Minors DNI

Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social
Pinned
“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”

*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
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TW: Disturbing content
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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PISS OFF, TURTLE
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Hey everyone. CappyKid here. AGAIN.

Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.

I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…

Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.

(Continued…)
July 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”

🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤

“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”
July 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒔, 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏, 𝑭𝒂𝒚𝒐𝒍𝒂.

#SFWRP #OCRP #MVRP #RPSKY
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
July 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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June 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Delete your Twitter account
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
“Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Name: Bunger

Age: Bunger

Species: Bunger

Bunger: Bunger
February 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
//LE YOINKADOO
July 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢... 𝙸𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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pauline didn’t get that many outfits in mkw so let’s draw her some!
July 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Your eyes say otherwise, pal.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“Hey! Weed is good, okay?”
July 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Oh shit. A chimpanzee with anger issues.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Yeah, but can’t you read the sign? NO OME UNDER 18 ALLOWED. Now go find an ice cream truck or something.”
“The door is unlocked anyone can just waltz right in pal”
“…what the hell is a kid doing at my bar?”
July 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Somebody kill me. I’ve seen enough.”
“You ain’t high, pal. This is all real.”
“…

I must be high.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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But I think something's wrong with me. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently.
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Disney? More like Disrespectful.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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"Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters."

The Lich has come to spread Malice.
a cartoon character with horns and a skull on his face
ALT: a cartoon character with horns and a skull on his face
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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"You don't need to study Scaring; you just do it!"

Sully has come to scare!
mike wazowski and sulley from monsters inc standing next to each other
ALT: mike wazowski and sulley from monsters inc standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
December 28, 2024 at 4:32 AM
“Whoever follows this kid gets a beer on the house.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM