Ethan J. CarColder!
@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
I'll free you all. I promise.
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#MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP
// some dark themes ahead!
// Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline)
//just @ me to int!!
//tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky
//written by Elli!
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#MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP
// some dark themes ahead!
// Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline)
//just @ me to int!!
//tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky
//written by Elli!
Pinned
Consider this as an "I'm back" of sorts.
*Heard Disney mention the Moon.*
Not if I piss on it first.
Not if I piss on it first.
Still building a Disneyland Park on the moon.
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*Heard Disney mention the Moon.*
Not if I piss on it first.
Not if I piss on it first.
Reposted by Ethan J. CarColder!
// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.
has become very mean to someone she knows is very disabled because he is not interested in her
we need to get out ASAP. so if you're interested in helping
gofund.me/e05d8d644
here's this. I hate asking, but it's becoming dire. we are both very chronically ill.
we need to get out ASAP. so if you're interested in helping
gofund.me/e05d8d644
here's this. I hate asking, but it's becoming dire. we are both very chronically ill.
Donate to Help Us Escape an Abusive Situation, organized by Pumpkin m
Hi everyone. Finding a job after moving from a previous abusive situation has been reall… Pumpkin m needs your support for Help Us Escape an Abusive Situation
gofund.me
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.
*WHEEZING.*
HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
“NO. What made you jump to that fucking conclusion?!????”
Lemme guess, he is... gay?
*WHAT*
*WHAT*
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
*WHEEZING.*
HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
Lemme guess, he is... gay?
*WHAT*
*WHAT*
⚪️: “Nomal. Nomal Porter.”
👁️🗨️: “…..Yeah the writer ain’t exactly good with names is he-“
Fuck you.
“Anyways, yeah, meet my technically opposite but still my brother Nomal. Take a guess what he is.”
👁️🗨️: “…..Yeah the writer ain’t exactly good with names is he-“
Fuck you.
“Anyways, yeah, meet my technically opposite but still my brother Nomal. Take a guess what he is.”
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
September 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Lemme guess, he is... gay?
*WHAT*
*WHAT*
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
👁️🗨️: “Oh. Well, good for you, i guess!”
⚪️: “…Anyways, Ethan right? It’s nice to meet someone that Narra knows for once.”
⚪️: “…Anyways, Ethan right? It’s nice to meet someone that Narra knows for once.”
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
September 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
“…Where the hell were you then, space nebula?? Come on atleast share a bit more detail than THAT.”
…and nothing changed from their attitude.
…and nothing changed from their attitude.
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
👁️🗨️: “ah-“
Narra got up and took out some bandages out, fixing him up. Wow, it definitely been a while if they’re NOT tryna make him suffer.
“Sorry bout that. Anyways, how was… everything?”
Narra got up and took out some bandages out, fixing him up. Wow, it definitely been a while if they’re NOT tryna make him suffer.
“Sorry bout that. Anyways, how was… everything?”
MY RRIIBS!-
September 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
MY RRIIBS!-
A FUCKING BULLDOZER LEVEL IMPACT COMES STRAIGHT AT HIM
👁️🗨️: “Ethan!” :D
⚪️: “….I’d like to apologize for the behavior of theirs, new friend.”
👁️🗨️: “Ethan!” :D
⚪️: “….I’d like to apologize for the behavior of theirs, new friend.”
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber*
Something just happened.
Something just happened.
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
MY RRIIBS!-
Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?
"It's okay! I'm sorry we haven't had much time to hang out.. we've been really busy with.. well, everything! Kids, holidays, strange happenings.. haha."
Beep-
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?
Beep-
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
"ETHAN!!"
Clearly, Goldie missed him. He's currently getting a great big hug from the wub.
"I missed you! How are you, old friend?"
Clearly, Goldie missed him. He's currently getting a great big hug from the wub.
"I missed you! How are you, old friend?"
Alright, who missed me?-
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Beep-
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.
September 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.
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September 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Congrats, bossman!
I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
I could say the same to you.
The only difference is I disappear and come back with my State of Play and give Bandai the license for an A-Okay to publish Japan Studio games.
The only difference is I disappear and come back with my State of Play and give Bandai the license for an A-Okay to publish Japan Studio games.
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Congrats, bossman!
I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!
Hello.
Alright, who missed me?-
September 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!
Alright, who missed me?-
September 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Alright, who missed me?-
Oops. 💧
"Disappearing on vacation without telling people is the same as being gone, buddy."
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-
September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oops. 💧
I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!!
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!!
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-
"Oh, Ethan's back too, huh?"
"...As long as that isn't an invitation for the damn mouse to crawl back here... Though I guess CICADA probably scared him off for good."
"...As long as that isn't an invitation for the damn mouse to crawl back here... Though I guess CICADA probably scared him off for good."
September 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-
YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧
Well, that's good to hear, eheh!
*Ethan chuckles.*
*Ethan chuckles.*
"Hi!! I remember you!!" :D
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber*
Something just happened.
Something just happened.
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Well, that's good to hear, eheh!
*Ethan chuckles.*
*Ethan chuckles.*
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber*
Something just happened.
Something just happened.
September 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber*
Something just happened.
Something just happened.
// as an apology for inactivity on this specific account (i'm WAY more active on edd's account sorry) have this that i just made
// Character Select - Ethan
// Character Select - Ethan
August 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
// as an apology for inactivity on this specific account (i'm WAY more active on edd's account sorry) have this that i just made
// Character Select - Ethan
// Character Select - Ethan
// i'm gonna try something on the edd account real quick, see if it fixes the shadowban
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
// i'm gonna try something on the edd account real quick, see if it fixes the shadowban
// yoooo welcome back
// i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
// i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
August 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
// yoooo welcome back
// i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
// i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
// wait kiku's back?-
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
// wait kiku's back?-