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Ethan J. CarColder!
@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
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I'll free you all. I promise.
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#MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP
// some dark themes ahead!
// Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline)
//just @ me to int!!
//tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky
//written by Elli!
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[NC]

Folks we lost a pseudo-sibling today. We must hold a funeral
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PISSING ON IT BEFORE DISNEY GETS TO IT.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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//
September 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
// being gay is trending in brazil??
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.*

Ehh... kinda.
September 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
Thank you.

(Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.)

Wait-- "human"??
September 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
Hi- PLEASE stop.

*Getting a bit louder now.*
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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So, uhh... how's it been?

*Smiling.*
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
Do I-

*Blink.*

...I DO know you.
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM