Ethan J. CarColder!
pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
Ethan J. CarColder!
@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
I'll free you all. I promise.
pseudoimmortal.straw.page
#MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP
// some dark themes ahead!
// Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline)
//just @ me to int!!
//tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky
//written by Elli!
[NC]

Folks we lost a pseudo-sibling today. We must hold a funeral
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[NC]

DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PISSING ON IT BEFORE DISNEY GETS TO IT.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
//
September 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
// being gay is trending in brazil??
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.*

Ehh... kinda.
September 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Thank you.

(Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.)

Wait-- "human"??
September 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hi- PLEASE stop.

*Getting a bit louder now.*
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So, uhh... how's it been?

*Smiling.*
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Do I-

*Blink.*

...I DO know you.
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM