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thatguymoe.bsky.social
Moe Szyslak
@thatguymoe.bsky.social
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Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce?

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WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???
July 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”
July 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“That’d be nice. Thank you.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“The hell you think I was doing?”
July 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“Blame my washin’ machine. It’s been acting up for years.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
//LE YOINKADOO
July 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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“Whoever follows this kid gets a beer on the house.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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“…what the hell is a kid doing at my bar?”
July 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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“…

I must be high.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“Now listen here, you. I don’t want any funny business in my bar, or my little friend Betsy will blow your brains out and harvest your skin for a scarf!”
July 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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“Myself.”
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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“Is that the fucking Joker?!”
July 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“Huh. Lots of people on here. Maybe this was a good idea.”
July 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“Who in the hell are these thots?”
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
thatguymoe.bsky.social
“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”

*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM