Moe Szyslak
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thatguymoe.bsky.social
Moe Szyslak
@thatguymoe.bsky.social
Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce?

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WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???
July 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Moe Szyslak
PISS OFF, TURTLE
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“That’d be nice. Thank you.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Believe me, pal. I had to hire some chicks to attract more customers, but that didn’t last very long. They found another bar outside of Springfield to advertise.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Okay, kid. Now you’re just tryna piss me off.”
July 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
“The hell you think I was doing?”
July 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
//Im fuckin dead man
July 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“Blame my washin’ machine. It’s been acting up for years.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM