Jeff D’Ottavio
@thatdamnjdo.bsky.social
Owner/Operator of DeadBirdToys, making weird shit for rad people. Full time monster maker and cat feeder.
Made some little Guardians/Beholders as giveaways this month. Here’s the fucking legend Gerald Okamura with his personal batch. My stupid job is pretty cool sometimes. #bigtroubleinlittlechina
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Made some little Guardians/Beholders as giveaways this month. Here’s the fucking legend Gerald Okamura with his personal batch. My stupid job is pretty cool sometimes. #bigtroubleinlittlechina
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“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...
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Just remember tomorrow you’ll wake up and get to be you. They will wake up and still be ice agents.
June 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Just remember tomorrow you’ll wake up and get to be you. They will wake up and still be ice agents.
I’m about to start faking ghost videos on my Ring camera and posting them to the Neighbors app just to see what it does to all the fucking assholes that get scared shitless whenever they spot a helicopter or see a Mexican.
June 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m about to start faking ghost videos on my Ring camera and posting them to the Neighbors app just to see what it does to all the fucking assholes that get scared shitless whenever they spot a helicopter or see a Mexican.
Always.
Oh, look, it’s FUCK ICE o’clock!
June 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Always.
Oh, fuck yeah.
June 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh, fuck yeah.
Got a handful of new followers on here while completely inactive for months, which is more than I ever got while being semi-active on here, which also goes to show that I don’t know how any of this works. Anyway, here’s a cat holding a ball.
May 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Got a handful of new followers on here while completely inactive for months, which is more than I ever got while being semi-active on here, which also goes to show that I don’t know how any of this works. Anyway, here’s a cat holding a ball.
Shout out to brand new hoodies for being, maybe, the best thing in the world.
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Shout out to brand new hoodies for being, maybe, the best thing in the world.
If you’re old enough to have experienced the Tom Green rocket while it was taking off, you’ll love this. If you’re too young, you’ll learn a great deal about a pretty wild time for comedy. Very good shit.
Trailer - This Is The Tom Green Documentary - Premieres Jan 24 on Prime Video
YouTube video by Tom Green
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you’re old enough to have experienced the Tom Green rocket while it was taking off, you’ll love this. If you’re too young, you’ll learn a great deal about a pretty wild time for comedy. Very good shit.
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100 bucks dude thinks Greenland is actually green.
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
100 bucks dude thinks Greenland is actually green.
How did we land on the least absorbent material imaginable for dish towels? Just pushing water around like an asshole.
January 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How did we land on the least absorbent material imaginable for dish towels? Just pushing water around like an asshole.
One of the best dudes ever put on television. #LanceReddick #Bosch
January 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
One of the best dudes ever put on television. #LanceReddick #Bosch
I don’t paint anymore, so this piece will likely remain as the piece I’m the most proud of forever. RIP king. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks #DaleCooper
January 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t paint anymore, so this piece will likely remain as the piece I’m the most proud of forever. RIP king. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks #DaleCooper
Bit into a potato today because I thought it was an apple.
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bit into a potato today because I thought it was an apple.
A shit load of sculpting to work on today, which means that this motherfucker plays and it plays loud.
January 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A shit load of sculpting to work on today, which means that this motherfucker plays and it plays loud.
Just finished Season 1 of Twisted Metal and I absolutely loved it. Fun as hell and weird as shit. Will Arnett and Samoa Joe combining to give us a kickass Sweet Tooth was perfectly fucking bonkers.
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just finished Season 1 of Twisted Metal and I absolutely loved it. Fun as hell and weird as shit. Will Arnett and Samoa Joe combining to give us a kickass Sweet Tooth was perfectly fucking bonkers.
Make weird things. It’s fun.
January 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Make weird things. It’s fun.
I am unreasonably irked by the fact that that like 98% of the people on the internet that use “POV” are using it completely wrong.
January 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am unreasonably irked by the fact that that like 98% of the people on the internet that use “POV” are using it completely wrong.
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Another idea is a “book that shuts the fuck up,” where the author, alive or dead, is not turned into worthless content slurry for some dickhead CEO to make more money. The book sits atop the large language bank that is only the book and nobody converses with shit, you just fucking read it.
Says the CEO of HarperCollins on AI:
"One idea is a “talking book,” where a book sits atop a large language model, allowing readers to converse with an AI facsimile of its author."
Please, just make it stop, somebody.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
"One idea is a “talking book,” where a book sits atop a large language model, allowing readers to converse with an AI facsimile of its author."
Please, just make it stop, somebody.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
HarperCollins CEO Brian Murray on Hot Print Book Sales and the Use of AI
Deluxe editions of popular titles are driving sales of print books this holiday season, HarperCollins CEO Brian Murray said at a media conference this week. The company is also looking at various AI-d...
www.publishersweekly.com
December 11, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Another idea is a “book that shuts the fuck up,” where the author, alive or dead, is not turned into worthless content slurry for some dickhead CEO to make more money. The book sits atop the large language bank that is only the book and nobody converses with shit, you just fucking read it.
I realize I’m probably too old to fully grasp why, but it’s weird that Reaction Videos actually became a thing.
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I realize I’m probably too old to fully grasp why, but it’s weird that Reaction Videos actually became a thing.
Got unintentionally high as hell and convinced myself my house was haunted last night. It was just a combination of a 3d printer running in one room, a toothbrush charging in another, and one of the cats climbing the curtains. Not great.
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Got unintentionally high as hell and convinced myself my house was haunted last night. It was just a combination of a 3d printer running in one room, a toothbrush charging in another, and one of the cats climbing the curtains. Not great.