#spacefact
The James Webb Space Telescope captured auroras on Neptune and they’re happening at mid‑latitudes instead of the poles. “Mid-latitudes” are just ok “latitudes”
The James Webb Space Telescope captured auroras on Neptune and they’re happening at mid‑latitudes instead of the poles. “Mid-latitudes” are just ok “latitudes”
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#spacefact
The James Webb Space Telescope captured auroras on Neptune and they’re happening at mid‑latitudes instead of the poles. “Mid-latitudes” are just ok “latitudes”
The James Webb Space Telescope captured auroras on Neptune and they’re happening at mid‑latitudes instead of the poles. “Mid-latitudes” are just ok “latitudes”
I’m not gonna say commercials are bullshit. But I ain’t never enjoyed a product so much I started dancing around alone in my living room.
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m not gonna say commercials are bullshit. But I ain’t never enjoyed a product so much I started dancing around alone in my living room.
#SpaceFact
Scientists are tracking 3I/ATLAS as it flies through our solar system at over 130,000 mph. They are calling it a “Space Waymo.”
Scientists are tracking 3I/ATLAS as it flies through our solar system at over 130,000 mph. They are calling it a “Space Waymo.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
#SpaceFact
Scientists are tracking 3I/ATLAS as it flies through our solar system at over 130,000 mph. They are calling it a “Space Waymo.”
Scientists are tracking 3I/ATLAS as it flies through our solar system at over 130,000 mph. They are calling it a “Space Waymo.”
Reposted by Colton Dunn
On this week's Selected Shorts episode, Fooling Yourself, actors @captdope.bsky.social, Suzy Nakamura, and @vangsness.bsky.social perform stories by Simon Rich, Betsuyaku Minoru, and Lauren Pruneski. Take a listen wherever you get your podcasts. bit.ly/48N8VyZ
(Photos by Kyle Espeleta)
(Photos by Kyle Espeleta)
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
On this week's Selected Shorts episode, Fooling Yourself, actors @captdope.bsky.social, Suzy Nakamura, and @vangsness.bsky.social perform stories by Simon Rich, Betsuyaku Minoru, and Lauren Pruneski. Take a listen wherever you get your podcasts. bit.ly/48N8VyZ
(Photos by Kyle Espeleta)
(Photos by Kyle Espeleta)
Great. Now what am I gonna do with all these Labrador balloons.
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Great. Now what am I gonna do with all these Labrador balloons.
#SpaceFact On Mercury, one sunrise takes 176 Earth days.
NASA has called it “hitting snooze.”
NASA has called it “hitting snooze.”
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#SpaceFact On Mercury, one sunrise takes 176 Earth days.
NASA has called it “hitting snooze.”
NASA has called it “hitting snooze.”
I’m at a four-way stop. It’s their turn.
They wave me through.
No fool. I ain’t breaking the rules just cause you think you the mayor of traffic.
They wave me through.
No fool. I ain’t breaking the rules just cause you think you the mayor of traffic.
August 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m at a four-way stop. It’s their turn.
They wave me through.
No fool. I ain’t breaking the rules just cause you think you the mayor of traffic.
They wave me through.
No fool. I ain’t breaking the rules just cause you think you the mayor of traffic.
I don’t have the guts to leave a group chat. I just get a new phone.
I have 32 phones.
I have 32 phones.
August 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don’t have the guts to leave a group chat. I just get a new phone.
I have 32 phones.
I have 32 phones.
I kinda think it’s gonna happen soon. And when it does how many water balloons filled with cat pee do you think we can sneak into the rotunda?
August 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I kinda think it’s gonna happen soon. And when it does how many water balloons filled with cat pee do you think we can sneak into the rotunda?
BREAKING🚨: The DOJ would like to sell you a bridge.
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
BREAKING🚨: The DOJ would like to sell you a bridge.
Wearing your own merch is kinda like liking your own post.
Its dork.
Its dork.
August 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wearing your own merch is kinda like liking your own post.
Its dork.
Its dork.
There is such a thing as too many wind chimes and that number is 3.
August 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There is such a thing as too many wind chimes and that number is 3.
Whoa my MAGA brothers and sisters. Stop overreacting. The guy on the Cracker Barrel logo was an IMMIGRANT! And there was another one HIDING IN THE BARREL! We are safer now.
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Whoa my MAGA brothers and sisters. Stop overreacting. The guy on the Cracker Barrel logo was an IMMIGRANT! And there was another one HIDING IN THE BARREL! We are safer now.
My least favorite dance combo it the walk forward tough to the hand swipe turn around and walk away followed by the “sike I’m back”
August 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My least favorite dance combo it the walk forward tough to the hand swipe turn around and walk away followed by the “sike I’m back”
BREAKING NEWS: Photo leaked from Trump Putin meeting.
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Photo leaked from Trump Putin meeting.
Legalize throwing sandwiches at fascists
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Legalize throwing sandwiches at fascists
#SpaceFact The Milky Way is on a collision course with another galaxy.
Estimated time of impact: 4 billion years.
Jesus take the wheel!
Estimated time of impact: 4 billion years.
Jesus take the wheel!
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
#SpaceFact The Milky Way is on a collision course with another galaxy.
Estimated time of impact: 4 billion years.
Jesus take the wheel!
Estimated time of impact: 4 billion years.
Jesus take the wheel!
End of day there are only two choices in this world.
Double Dragon or Bad Dudes?
Double Dragon or Bad Dudes?
August 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
End of day there are only two choices in this world.
Double Dragon or Bad Dudes?
Double Dragon or Bad Dudes?
If it was up to me only one turtle would be a ninja. The others would’ve picked up different disciplines.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If it was up to me only one turtle would be a ninja. The others would’ve picked up different disciplines.
Approaching the point in my life where “treat yourself” just means buying a slightly better sponge.
August 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Approaching the point in my life where “treat yourself” just means buying a slightly better sponge.
#SpaceFact The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth.
I don’t blame it.
I don’t blame it.
August 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#SpaceFact The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth.
I don’t blame it.
I don’t blame it.
Cargo shorts will never die.
August 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cargo shorts will never die.
Flying cars don’t impress me. Make me a flying train.
August 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Flying cars don’t impress me. Make me a flying train.
If you are not wearing a bolo tie, I do not want to hear your ufo theories.
August 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you are not wearing a bolo tie, I do not want to hear your ufo theories.
Used to throw house parties.
Now I throw away old sippy cups with no lids.
Now I throw away old sippy cups with no lids.
July 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Used to throw house parties.
Now I throw away old sippy cups with no lids.
Now I throw away old sippy cups with no lids.