Thais Afonso
@thaisafonso.bsky.social
Associate Literary Agent at Azantian. AALA Member. Freelance editor.
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Thais Afonso
@thaisafonso.bsky.social
· Jan 13
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January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I'll be scrolling through #QuestPit on and off today. For those I like, and for whose pitches I already liked, please submit query and first 50 pages to: querytracker.net/query/ThaisA... ☺️
If the Olympic Committee had any fucking sense, it would have already banned the US (and Israel).
“ICE will accompany the U.S. delegation to the Winter Olympics in Italy next month, the Department of Homeland Security confirmed on Tuesday,” the NYT reports. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/w...
Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
If the Olympic Committee had any fucking sense, it would have already banned the US (and Israel).
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parece que ana paula renault entrou na minha mente (queria que uma mulher +40 me levasse para beber drinks no kraut bar
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
parece que ana paula renault entrou na minha mente (queria que uma mulher +40 me levasse para beber drinks no kraut bar
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
This is funny because every USian influencer from the most Eugenics-obsessed wellness peeps to the "reasonable" I don't want to give you an eating disorder ones keep telling me that if I don't eat 150g of protein a day my body will fall apart.
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This is funny because every USian influencer from the most Eugenics-obsessed wellness peeps to the "reasonable" I don't want to give you an eating disorder ones keep telling me that if I don't eat 150g of protein a day my body will fall apart.
Limewire is back? I feel both old and relevant. 💀
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Limewire is back? I feel both old and relevant. 💀
Brazilians saw the Louvre heist and were like 'bet'.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Brazilians saw the Louvre heist and were like 'bet'.
I couldn't be happier that I get to work with @shayalinsusan.bsky.social 😍🥂
She's a force and editors, if you're looking for a Stepford Wives book for the tiktok girlies, do I have something perfect for you.
She's a force and editors, if you're looking for a Stepford Wives book for the tiktok girlies, do I have something perfect for you.
✨Hi!!! 👻✨I’m super excited to announce that I’m now rep’d by @thaisafonso.bsky.social of Azantian Literary Agency and Rachel Neely of Mushens Entertainment!!!🤍✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I couldn't be happier that I get to work with @shayalinsusan.bsky.social 😍🥂
She's a force and editors, if you're looking for a Stepford Wives book for the tiktok girlies, do I have something perfect for you.
She's a force and editors, if you're looking for a Stepford Wives book for the tiktok girlies, do I have something perfect for you.
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Homens estão matando mulheres e essa é a realidade. Não cabe um debate entre direita e esquerda. E foda-se a tal da "epidemia de solidão masculina" ou a crise da masculinidade.
Pois não há meio termo entre estarmos vivas ou mortas.
O que queremos é proteção, justiça e o direito à VIDA.
Pois não há meio termo entre estarmos vivas ou mortas.
O que queremos é proteção, justiça e o direito à VIDA.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Homens estão matando mulheres e essa é a realidade. Não cabe um debate entre direita e esquerda. E foda-se a tal da "epidemia de solidão masculina" ou a crise da masculinidade.
Pois não há meio termo entre estarmos vivas ou mortas.
O que queremos é proteção, justiça e o direito à VIDA.
Pois não há meio termo entre estarmos vivas ou mortas.
O que queremos é proteção, justiça e o direito à VIDA.
lmao
Fíate de Milei y no corras
https://elpais.com/argentina/2025-12-04/un-juez-argentino-aprueba-extraditar-a-brasil-a-cinco-bolsonaristas-condenados-por-golpismo.html
https://elpais.com/argentina/2025-12-04/un-juez-argentino-aprueba-extraditar-a-brasil-a-cinco-bolsonaristas-condenados-por-golpismo.html
Un juez argentino aprueba extraditar a Brasil a cinco bolsonaristas condenados por golpismo
Los brasileños pueden apelar la decisión judicial a la Corte Suprema argentina
elpais.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
lmao
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Applications for the 2026 Mentorship Program are OPEN!!
Apply to be a mentor or a mentee by January 15, 2026. Link in bio.
#amagenting #literaryagentsofchange #literarycommunity #mentorship
Apply to be a mentor or a mentee by January 15, 2026. Link in bio.
#amagenting #literaryagentsofchange #literarycommunity #mentorship
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Applications for the 2026 Mentorship Program are OPEN!!
Apply to be a mentor or a mentee by January 15, 2026. Link in bio.
#amagenting #literaryagentsofchange #literarycommunity #mentorship
Apply to be a mentor or a mentee by January 15, 2026. Link in bio.
#amagenting #literaryagentsofchange #literarycommunity #mentorship
The TV that usually is on CNN 24/7 has now been on the Hallmark Channel (or some Brazilian version of it?) for a week straight.
If I hadn't known already, I would know Bolsonaro took an L just by the fact that every single TV set at the gym was tuned to the NFL.
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The TV that usually is on CNN 24/7 has now been on the Hallmark Channel (or some Brazilian version of it?) for a week straight.
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
These bitches were healthy and sane enough to install themselves as dictators for life. But when it's time for consequences, everyone is suddenly mentally ill, frail, and losing their mental faculties. Ok.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
These bitches were healthy and sane enough to install themselves as dictators for life. But when it's time for consequences, everyone is suddenly mentally ill, frail, and losing their mental faculties. Ok.
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Que dia lindo.
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Que dia lindo.
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨
Supreme Court has asked the police to arrest all of Bolsonaro's accomplices now that the trial is concluded. 🥂🥂
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Supreme Court has asked the police to arrest all of Bolsonaro's accomplices now that the trial is concluded. 🥂🥂
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Well, Wicked: For Good did not fix the parts of the musical ..."
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Well, Wicked: For Good did not fix the parts of the musical ..."
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.
If I hadn't known already, I would know Bolsonaro took an L just by the fact that every single TV set at the gym was tuned to the NFL.
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from the capital
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If I hadn't known already, I would know Bolsonaro took an L just by the fact that every single TV set at the gym was tuned to the NFL.
When you just wake up to excellent news. 🙃
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from the capital
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When you just wake up to excellent news. 🙃
Is AI writing Forbes' headlines?
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Is AI writing Forbes' headlines?
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Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
Genuinely offended South Americans were not included. 😑
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Genuinely offended South Americans were not included. 😑
OMG FINALLY
In the Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 trailer, surfing by Skull Island is kind of like hiking on Isla Nublar:
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Sets Release Date and Confirms a Surprising Character Return - Reactor
It's all fun and games until you fall into the center of the earth and can't get out.
reactormag.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
OMG FINALLY