tess
@tessishere.bsky.social
my games are at beekie.itch.io
my life is lived elsewhere
she/they
my life is lived elsewhere
she/they
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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this is fucking insane
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
this is fucking insane
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good creative ideas are always infuriating because they inevitably mean more work
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
good creative ideas are always infuriating because they inevitably mean more work
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trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
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November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Nothin else for it
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nothin else for it
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i am going to become the fucking joker
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i am going to become the fucking joker
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Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
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Bad Keyboards Thread:
So I like to make intentionally bad keyboards, in part because of my unfulfilled blood feud with mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, but mainly because I like being a chaos gremlin.
Most recently, the Juggling Keyboard:
bsky.app/profile/foon...
So I like to make intentionally bad keyboards, in part because of my unfulfilled blood feud with mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, but mainly because I like being a chaos gremlin.
Most recently, the Juggling Keyboard:
bsky.app/profile/foon...
Behold my latest keyboard, the JuggleKeyboard!
Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.
* it's not easy
Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.
* it's not easy
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bad Keyboards Thread:
So I like to make intentionally bad keyboards, in part because of my unfulfilled blood feud with mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, but mainly because I like being a chaos gremlin.
Most recently, the Juggling Keyboard:
bsky.app/profile/foon...
So I like to make intentionally bad keyboards, in part because of my unfulfilled blood feud with mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, but mainly because I like being a chaos gremlin.
Most recently, the Juggling Keyboard:
bsky.app/profile/foon...
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an infinite palindrome commenting on palindromes:
...reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres rever...
...reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres rever...
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
an infinite palindrome commenting on palindromes:
...reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres rever...
...reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres reverse,
reveres rever...
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INFINITE PALINDROME
…cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so c…
…cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so c…
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
INFINITE PALINDROME
…cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so c…
…cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so c…
I read this a few months ago! I highly recommend giving it a read, especially now that you can buy it drm free. It's about someone being so deep in the closet that they decide to build more closets inside it. It's got some incredible surprises. And it has a very good egg joke. Go check it out!
Now that my book's off Kindle Unlimited, I can distribute the ebook more widely!
Starting with itch. I know they're wrapped up in the payment processor censorship thing, but it's still a hub of trans digital literature that means a lot to me. This book belongs there.
nikkinull.itch.io/oss
Starting with itch. I know they're wrapped up in the payment processor censorship thing, but it's still a hub of trans digital literature that means a lot to me. This book belongs there.
nikkinull.itch.io/oss
Our Simulated Selves by Nikki Null
A trans technothriller novel about a simulated apocalypse and recursive truths.
nikkinull.itch.io
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I read this a few months ago! I highly recommend giving it a read, especially now that you can buy it drm free. It's about someone being so deep in the closet that they decide to build more closets inside it. It's got some incredible surprises. And it has a very good egg joke. Go check it out!
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September 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
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technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
September 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
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Feeling depressed and anxious about the state of the world? Try working on a 375 year-old math problem from the Platonic realm, which should be completely psychologically safe . . .
youtu.be/QH4MviUE0_s
youtu.be/QH4MviUE0_s
Rupert's Snub Cube and other Math Holes
YouTube video by suckerpinch
youtu.be
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Feeling depressed and anxious about the state of the world? Try working on a 375 year-old math problem from the Platonic realm, which should be completely psychologically safe . . .
youtu.be/QH4MviUE0_s
youtu.be/QH4MviUE0_s
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POEM SEALED IN A BOTTLE
A Petrarchan sonnet in iambic pentameter, holding inside it a Shakespearean sonnet in iambic monometer.
A Petrarchan sonnet in iambic pentameter, holding inside it a Shakespearean sonnet in iambic monometer.
January 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
POEM SEALED IN A BOTTLE
A Petrarchan sonnet in iambic pentameter, holding inside it a Shakespearean sonnet in iambic monometer.
A Petrarchan sonnet in iambic pentameter, holding inside it a Shakespearean sonnet in iambic monometer.
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"2 sq. in. of rain at 9:15 AM on 8/6/2025" / digital print on translucent vellum
i held a sheet of paper in the little drizzle we got a few weeks back & took a slowmo video of the rain hitting it in order to transcribe 2 sq inches of rain from outside my front door to this book :)
i held a sheet of paper in the little drizzle we got a few weeks back & took a slowmo video of the rain hitting it in order to transcribe 2 sq inches of rain from outside my front door to this book :)
August 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"2 sq. in. of rain at 9:15 AM on 8/6/2025" / digital print on translucent vellum
i held a sheet of paper in the little drizzle we got a few weeks back & took a slowmo video of the rain hitting it in order to transcribe 2 sq inches of rain from outside my front door to this book :)
i held a sheet of paper in the little drizzle we got a few weeks back & took a slowmo video of the rain hitting it in order to transcribe 2 sq inches of rain from outside my front door to this book :)
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