Nug Doug
@tenesm.us
DevOps/Platform/SRE, ML, HPC, AI, CS, spicy food, painting miniatures, thaumaturgy, ' OR 1=1;--
I don't write, I don't make videos, and I don't have a podcast. I am creatively barren. I am the cracked desert floor. I am salt and dust.
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I don't write, I don't make videos, and I don't have a podcast. I am creatively barren. I am the cracked desert floor. I am salt and dust.
🇺🇸🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
Wife (helping kid study for driving test): Where can you see if there's a problem with the battery?
Kid (teenaging): Call a mechanic!
Wife: WHERE can you see if there's a problem with the battery?
Kid: IT SAYS IT ON THE OMETER!
Kid (teenaging): Call a mechanic!
Wife: WHERE can you see if there's a problem with the battery?
Kid: IT SAYS IT ON THE OMETER!
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wife (helping kid study for driving test): Where can you see if there's a problem with the battery?
Kid (teenaging): Call a mechanic!
Wife: WHERE can you see if there's a problem with the battery?
Kid: IT SAYS IT ON THE OMETER!
Kid (teenaging): Call a mechanic!
Wife: WHERE can you see if there's a problem with the battery?
Kid: IT SAYS IT ON THE OMETER!
still a big fan of the word "titular"
no notes, just keep on rockin'
no notes, just keep on rockin'
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
still a big fan of the word "titular"
no notes, just keep on rockin'
no notes, just keep on rockin'
Anyone know where to buy a really big inflatable minecraft chicken? Like, 20-30 feet tall, for my front yard. Thanksgiving decoration obv.
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anyone know where to buy a really big inflatable minecraft chicken? Like, 20-30 feet tall, for my front yard. Thanksgiving decoration obv.
So recently I turned 45. Yay me, etc.
A couple days later I got a box in the mail. Not much description on the outside, said smth like "experimental equipment" so my dumb ass got a little excited like maybe a pal at a laboratory sent me some cool device.
A couple days later I got a box in the mail. Not much description on the outside, said smth like "experimental equipment" so my dumb ass got a little excited like maybe a pal at a laboratory sent me some cool device.
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So recently I turned 45. Yay me, etc.
A couple days later I got a box in the mail. Not much description on the outside, said smth like "experimental equipment" so my dumb ass got a little excited like maybe a pal at a laboratory sent me some cool device.
A couple days later I got a box in the mail. Not much description on the outside, said smth like "experimental equipment" so my dumb ass got a little excited like maybe a pal at a laboratory sent me some cool device.
my kid sent me this, he's alright
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
my kid sent me this, he's alright
from _Shalimar the Clown_, by Salman Rushdie
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
from _Shalimar the Clown_, by Salman Rushdie
Reposted by Nug Doug
Honestly if Albert doesn’t take the Slayer Sword this year, I’ll be very surprised.
An absolute masterpiece of conversion, painting, and narrative. One of the best to ever do it.
An absolute masterpiece of conversion, painting, and narrative. One of the best to ever do it.
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Honestly if Albert doesn’t take the Slayer Sword this year, I’ll be very surprised.
An absolute masterpiece of conversion, painting, and narrative. One of the best to ever do it.
An absolute masterpiece of conversion, painting, and narrative. One of the best to ever do it.
Mom (visiting): "OH, MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!"
Me: "?"
Mom: "That sauce is hot! AUGH!"
Me: "Which one?"
Mom: "The one that says — I can't see through my tears — 'ghost pepper'!"
Me: "With the five little fires on it?"
Mom: "YES!"
Me: "You know, you can ask me before you try something..."
Me: "?"
Mom: "That sauce is hot! AUGH!"
Me: "Which one?"
Mom: "The one that says — I can't see through my tears — 'ghost pepper'!"
Me: "With the five little fires on it?"
Mom: "YES!"
Me: "You know, you can ask me before you try something..."
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Mom (visiting): "OH, MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!"
Me: "?"
Mom: "That sauce is hot! AUGH!"
Me: "Which one?"
Mom: "The one that says — I can't see through my tears — 'ghost pepper'!"
Me: "With the five little fires on it?"
Mom: "YES!"
Me: "You know, you can ask me before you try something..."
Me: "?"
Mom: "That sauce is hot! AUGH!"
Me: "Which one?"
Mom: "The one that says — I can't see through my tears — 'ghost pepper'!"
Me: "With the five little fires on it?"
Mom: "YES!"
Me: "You know, you can ask me before you try something..."
Share the last movie you watched.
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Share the last movie you watched.
The '80's were a pretty special time, some guy could say everybody Wang Chung tonight and we all actually would
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The '80's were a pretty special time, some guy could say everybody Wang Chung tonight and we all actually would
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
The Doors
Ween
Tom Waits
Joanna Newsom
The Mars Volta
Roxy Music
King Crimson
The Cars
The Doors
Ween
Tom Waits
Joanna Newsom
The Mars Volta
Roxy Music
King Crimson
The Cars
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
Smashing Pumpkins
Tom Waits
The Cure
Depeche Mode
Dead Kennedys
Violent Femmes
Sonic Youth
Talking Heads
Smashing Pumpkins
Tom Waits
The Cure
Depeche Mode
Dead Kennedys
Violent Femmes
Sonic Youth
Talking Heads
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
Johnny Cash
Rage Against the Machine
NIN
Massive Attack
Nina Simone
Run the Jewels
Cypress Hill
Nirvana
Johnny Cash
Rage Against the Machine
NIN
Massive Attack
Nina Simone
Run the Jewels
Cypress Hill
Nirvana
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
The Doors
Ween
Tom Waits
Joanna Newsom
The Mars Volta
Roxy Music
King Crimson
The Cars
The Doors
Ween
Tom Waits
Joanna Newsom
The Mars Volta
Roxy Music
King Crimson
The Cars
Reposted by Nug Doug
📈 As of this week's chart update, King Crimson - "Starless" surpassed The Beatles - "A Day in the Life" to become the #1 song of all time.
rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/s...
rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/s...
October 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
📈 As of this week's chart update, King Crimson - "Starless" surpassed The Beatles - "A Day in the Life" to become the #1 song of all time.
rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/s...
rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/s...
"Four in the Morning", by Jesse Colin Young
Four in the Morning
YouTube video by Jesse Colin Young - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Four in the Morning", by Jesse Colin Young
Starting to think this whole vertical subsidy laundering scheme that we're seeing now is just one of the "c'mon, this is just too ridiculously stupid to believe" storylines of late, intended to just absolutely detach the American mind from anything resembling reality through sheer absurdity.
September 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Starting to think this whole vertical subsidy laundering scheme that we're seeing now is just one of the "c'mon, this is just too ridiculously stupid to believe" storylines of late, intended to just absolutely detach the American mind from anything resembling reality through sheer absurdity.
I've found an effective tool dealing with the loss of David Lynch. When I practice French, I just imagine the inane sentences are the dialogue of a Lynch film. It's great because the tempo's about the same as his dialogue.
September 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I've found an effective tool dealing with the loss of David Lynch. When I practice French, I just imagine the inane sentences are the dialogue of a Lynch film. It's great because the tempo's about the same as his dialogue.
Reposted by Nug Doug
I see a lot more Killdozers in America's future.
a bulldozer is for sale and elmo is standing in front of it
ALT: a bulldozer is for sale and elmo is standing in front of it
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I see a lot more Killdozers in America's future.
lmao, my wife woke up this morning and saw a headline like "doctors watch fetus implant on camera" and freaked out.
"how could you people just stand aside and watch? you gotta get it off there! that's no place for a fetus to implant"
"how could you people just stand aside and watch? you gotta get it off there! that's no place for a fetus to implant"
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
lmao, my wife woke up this morning and saw a headline like "doctors watch fetus implant on camera" and freaked out.
"how could you people just stand aside and watch? you gotta get it off there! that's no place for a fetus to implant"
"how could you people just stand aside and watch? you gotta get it off there! that's no place for a fetus to implant"
i have eyeballs on my legs and i must scream
August 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i have eyeballs on my legs and i must scream
muties of bluesky, show me your polydactyls
August 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
muties of bluesky, show me your polydactyls
Let the mad poets say whate'er they please
Of the sweets of Fairies, Peris, Goddesses,
There is not such a treat among them all,
Haunters of cavern, lake, and waterfall,
As a real woman, lineal indeed
From Pyrrha's pebbles or old Adam's seed.
- "Lamia", Keats
Of the sweets of Fairies, Peris, Goddesses,
There is not such a treat among them all,
Haunters of cavern, lake, and waterfall,
As a real woman, lineal indeed
From Pyrrha's pebbles or old Adam's seed.
- "Lamia", Keats
July 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Let the mad poets say whate'er they please
Of the sweets of Fairies, Peris, Goddesses,
There is not such a treat among them all,
Haunters of cavern, lake, and waterfall,
As a real woman, lineal indeed
From Pyrrha's pebbles or old Adam's seed.
- "Lamia", Keats
Of the sweets of Fairies, Peris, Goddesses,
There is not such a treat among them all,
Haunters of cavern, lake, and waterfall,
As a real woman, lineal indeed
From Pyrrha's pebbles or old Adam's seed.
- "Lamia", Keats