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Tenebrae Wyatt
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Fuck off up the model Village.
I warned you. I'm on UpScrolled. Join me there!

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January 29, 2026 at 4:04 AM
WHERE IS THE CIAMPA GRAPHIC #AEW
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I don't know what an Upscrolled is, but I'll be there by tomorrow night. Save me a seat.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Yeah. I'm down with this.
A like for a line.
Why not?
You know what? Why not?

1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
I'll play too.

1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Spring can't come soon enough.

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Freezing
I had a friend once who wasn’t a friend.
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January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I truly don't think it's too much to ask that our government not murder citizens in the fucking street.
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Two-thirds of the way through Cornetto.
Hill to die on: The only movie with a better third act than Hot Fuzz is The Godfather.
Tell me when I'm telling lies.
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
So, here's a thing I wrote about a year ago. It had nowhere to live, so I made one. If you love professional wrestling or beat poetry, preferably both, this is for you. #wrestlesky

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it’s Wednesday! You Know What That Means…
When I revisited it a couple of weeks ago, I thought it was one of the best things I had ever written.
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January 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hello! Here are words I wrote about Dreamscape (1984) for The Cultural Gutter. It's Quaid-errific!
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
@raggedrobin77.bsky.social put Beetlejuice on the emoticon tube, but she's never seen Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Welcome to Burton's Inferno.
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Watch Man Finds Tape.
It takes too long to resolve, but that trip to the end goes to crazy places I didn't expect.
Fun stuff, and shout out to my old online friend John Gholson for playing the scariest Reverend of the decade. Well done, my friend.
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Look at the moon.
Set your intent.
This time, La Luna.
Light your torch.
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I don't understand anything anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I was just sharply reminded that Ghostbusters II is a New Year's movie.
Okay, so maybe there are only four New Year's Eve movies that matter.
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January 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
There are only three worthwhile New Year's Eve movies.

Strange Days.

Four Rooms.

New Year's Evil.

That is all.
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Here are words (lots of them) about wrestling in 2025. Some of them are mine! #wrestlesky #AEW #WWE
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Here comes 2026.
Don't dream it.
Be it.
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Poopsticks.
# #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's the final High Holy Day of 2025! Peace be with you. And also with you.
Here's our #AEWWorldsEnd Dry Erase Board of Predictioning. Blue dots are my picks. Red dots are my beautiful wife's picks. Who will be right and who will be left? #wrestlesky #AEW
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Merry Whatever from the family
#AEW @aewontv.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yulemas viewing updatery:
A Christmas Story
Elf
Bob Clark's Black Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Blessed Yule/Happy Solstice to all who celebrate
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me: All I want for Christmas is snow
Santa:
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December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yulemas viewing updatery:

Bad Santa
Violent Night
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (which I want to write about so badly but I'm sure smarter folks than I have dissected)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II (watch the sequel, you don't need to watch the first part)
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December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM