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Tenebrae Wyatt
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Fuck you, Yuta.
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The top image is the better version of the "Band on the Run" cover by Wings.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
AEW star Harley Cameron and her ventiloquist's dummy version of other AEW star, Mercedes Mone. Harleys character revolves around being a little bit unsane. Gods, I love her.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Sunday morning still life.

A cat, a water bottle, and an #AEW coffee mug I bought because @rjcity.bsky.social told me to. #wrestlesky
Our black and white cat, CD (which stands for either Christopher Daniels or Canadian Destroyer, depending on the day), sits on my nightstand like a dick with my Brita bottle and my HEY (EW) Coffee mug. The cat almost matches the mug.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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We needed to get away, and I'm so glad we did. Head straight. Chakra aligned. Bank account drained. All is well. #ArmindaPartyHouse #OnTheBeach
X and Cootie on Ocean Isle Beach with the Atlantic Ocean behind us. We're wearing black because of course we are.
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Sixteen years married to my best friend. Here's our traditional anniversary jack o'lantern.
Samara from "The Ring" crawls out of our jack o'lantern. Between her arms is the number 16, indicating the number of years we've been married.
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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My wife and I did predictions for the Tailgate Brawl and #AEWWrestleDream. She's the red lines and I'm the green. We almost agreed on everything, but... #LFG #wrestlesky
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Happy #AEWWrestleDream Day to all who celebrate #wrestlesky
My wife and I represent AEW in line at the grocery store. I, on the left with the grey hair, am wearing my impaled skull Jon Moxley shirt. On the right, my beautiful wife wears her Hangman Adam Page shirt because guess what, dumbass? Leaves is plants. #ForTheSickos
October 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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#wrestlesky
October 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Done. Let's do cowboy shit on a massive scale. #wrestlesky
This is what you see ("Thank you for your feedback! Your feedback helps us make HBO Max more awesome") when you send an email complaining about ICE recruiting ads during AEW programming. Consider sending your thoughts to the platform as well.
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I don't know why this makes me giggle, but...
#wrestlesky
September 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Our potted tithonia is at least 10 feet tall! We'll put some in the yard next year and see how they do. #LeavesisPlants #gardensky
Our tithonia stalks rising against the cloudy sky The bright orange bloom and yellow center of the tithonia flower
September 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Friday afternoon with my Darlin' Girl
At the movies for Spinal Tap Ii: The End Continues
September 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Hey, @hbomax.bsky.social
Why was I seeing an ad instead of the end of the women's match on #AEW? Don't try to get me to buy wrestling when I can't even watch the show I was already tuned into.
#wrestlesky
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The monarch caterpillars devoured the milkweed where my wife works. There's barely anything left but sticks! Nary a seed to be found.
Two monarch caterpillars munching on what's left of the milkweed at my wife's work. I hope they're happy now. (The caterpillars, not the milkweed.)
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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♫♫ The circle of life... ♫♫
A docile cow at the Tennessee Valley Fair looks at a sign advertising a meat merchant. There is no guarantee the cow understands that it is staring at its fate. We cannot know what cows know.
September 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Drop some SHOES
It's a still from Kelly's old video "Shoes," which is about shoes. The picture shows Kelly looking through a store window at some shoes. This whole thing is pretty shoecentric, isn't it?
September 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I want to know what happened but also I don't want to know what happened
August 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I discovered these at a paddler's mall in Kentucky on Friday. What is this?
Small figurines, probably ceramic (I don't know, I didn't touch them), with Hitler's face on an animal body. A cat? A skunk? A beaver? I don't know what the takeaway is here.
August 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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WE KNOW #wrestlesky #AEW
This is an old WWE Magazine. But The Rock's head is blocking the "ZINE" part so it just says "MAGA." WWE MAGA. Yup. They sure are.
August 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Bought this for the bathroom yesterday. Does this mean our shower has Peyronie's Disease?
The photo shows the box for our new shower curtain rod. The text reads, "Permanent Curved Rod." That's right... it's a dick joke. NO ONE IS SAFE
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Now, the holidays can begin. There's a Spirit Halloween open on our end of town.
Two people, who are very much in love and look utterly fantastic for their age, smile at the camera while a gigantic scary clown stares down upon them with palpable disgust for their affection.
August 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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My wife called next week's four-way match the Testicle Spectacle all night. #wrestlesky #AEW #AEWCollision
It's actually the "Technical Spectacle" but what my wife said is funnier.
August 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I just ordered my Hey! (EW) coffee mug, and I am marginally pleased with my decision-making skills. Ideally, the proceeds will go towards the clothing budget for @rjcity.bsky.social at #ForbiddenDoor. #AEW #WrestleSky #BuyAMug
This is a picture of the HEY! (EW) coffee mug. When I get the mug, I'll probably post a picture of that, simply for proof of ownership. I'll need that to put the mug on my renter's insurance.
August 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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God's Gift
Maggots. Fulci’s "City of the Living Dead" AKA "The Gates of Hell" in stupid clear 4K.
July 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM