Jasonsation
@tejanojasano.bsky.social
Jokes, tacos, rocknroll. Now with added baseball and beer.
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Happy “start of baseball season”
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Happy “start of baseball season”
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Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn't?
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I think this is the author of the text. If so, you, sir, are a genius.
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I think this is the author of the text. If so, you, sir, are a genius.
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the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
Sometimes the @its-derek.bsky.social bots make beautiful art out of preexisting beautiful art….
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Sometimes the @its-derek.bsky.social bots make beautiful art out of preexisting beautiful art….
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What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
How can this criminal president keep getting away with all of what he’s getting away with?????
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
How can this criminal president keep getting away with all of what he’s getting away with?????
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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That's a big Twinkie.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM
That's a big Twinkie.
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That's some bad hat, Harry.
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
That's some bad hat, Harry.
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My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me.
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Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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I don't have time for this bullshit!
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I don't have time for this bullshit!
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My real concern about the ballroom is if all these “donors” are paying for a building directly next to the WH, what’s going to stop them from claiming they still own it- if/when we get that guy out of office? They’ll have some sort of leverage or dibs or Orange will be “hey that’s mine.”
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My real concern about the ballroom is if all these “donors” are paying for a building directly next to the WH, what’s going to stop them from claiming they still own it- if/when we get that guy out of office? They’ll have some sort of leverage or dibs or Orange will be “hey that’s mine.”
Hey I know I’m not a viral voice for reason, but where the heck is our viral voice for reason? The levers of power are saying people that are “woke” aka give a shit about thy neighbor, are ruining this place we love when clearly those voices are destroying this country! Why can’t we figure this out?
September 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hey I know I’m not a viral voice for reason, but where the heck is our viral voice for reason? The levers of power are saying people that are “woke” aka give a shit about thy neighbor, are ruining this place we love when clearly those voices are destroying this country! Why can’t we figure this out?
Also, why is it so difficult to go to sleep the night before vacation?
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Also, why is it so difficult to go to sleep the night before vacation?
Look, basically, the tables need to get turned on these over-wedgied duckholes in power. Let’s sue them back. Left wing folks, trans, immigrants… anyone else who makes this nation badass and has been dragged through the mud. The concept of this nation is why we can do stuff.
Like sue them back.
Like sue them back.
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Look, basically, the tables need to get turned on these over-wedgied duckholes in power. Let’s sue them back. Left wing folks, trans, immigrants… anyone else who makes this nation badass and has been dragged through the mud. The concept of this nation is why we can do stuff.
Like sue them back.
Like sue them back.
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There is no "if"...
September 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There is no "if"...
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Epstein Files.
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Epstein Files.
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Omg my mom sent it to me two years ago and I'd completely forgotten about it 😂
August 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Omg my mom sent it to me two years ago and I'd completely forgotten about it 😂
How is it that every day and every month are going by so quickly, but the current awful government administration has only been ruining things for 6 months?
July 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
How is it that every day and every month are going by so quickly, but the current awful government administration has only been ruining things for 6 months?
Taco Bell’s Cannon. That just means a butthole. Thbpt.
July 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Taco Bell’s Cannon. That just means a butthole. Thbpt.
You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.
July 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.