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We could have avoided the deep dive into Elon’s awful social abilities and then circular toilet flush if Jack would have just said no.
$49b is a hard number to say no though…
$49b is a hard number to say no though…
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
We could have avoided the deep dive into Elon’s awful social abilities and then circular toilet flush if Jack would have just said no.
$49b is a hard number to say no though…
$49b is a hard number to say no though…
Yeah but like who is going to put these international criminals on trial? The Hague? What’s left to enforce decency?
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Yeah but like who is going to put these international criminals on trial? The Hague? What’s left to enforce decency?
What skinny does this guy have on so many people where everyone capitulates in the most absurd ways?
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 AM
What skinny does this guy have on so many people where everyone capitulates in the most absurd ways?
Who was Rutherford “Boogers” Hayes?
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Who was Rutherford “Boogers” Hayes?
Hey c’mon, even if anything he says has the administration’s par-for-the-course 0% truth to it, at least he’s got great posture.
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Hey c’mon, even if anything he says has the administration’s par-for-the-course 0% truth to it, at least he’s got great posture.
What is Twokneesia?
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
What is Twokneesia?
MARvin Zindler, Eye. Witness. News!
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
MARvin Zindler, Eye. Witness. News!
This is the fascists’ way around sending in the National Guard: federalize the amateur hour weekend warrior militia instead.
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is the fascists’ way around sending in the National Guard: federalize the amateur hour weekend warrior militia instead.
What world leader -or even cereal box mascot fanclub president- has that kind of body language? It’s so embarrassing.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
What world leader -or even cereal box mascot fanclub president- has that kind of body language? It’s so embarrassing.
If they’re going to tackle protesters, perhaps the protesters should pull those stupid masks down.
January 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If they’re going to tackle protesters, perhaps the protesters should pull those stupid masks down.
What is “La Chantilly Exquisita?”
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
What is “La Chantilly Exquisita?”
What is Culls?
(Aka, Old Tent o’ Culls, Woo!)
(Aka, Old Tent o’ Culls, Woo!)
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
What is Culls?
(Aka, Old Tent o’ Culls, Woo!)
(Aka, Old Tent o’ Culls, Woo!)
What is Dane Cook’s audience’s laughter at his routine?
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What is Dane Cook’s audience’s laughter at his routine?
What is a fat leg?
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What is a fat leg?
The Nico bus station scene is one of my absolute favorites in all of moviedom.
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Nico bus station scene is one of my absolute favorites in all of moviedom.
Who was the legendary dancing juggler, Archie “Can-Can” DeLuca, the Jester of Entertainment?
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Who was the legendary dancing juggler, Archie “Can-Can” DeLuca, the Jester of Entertainment?
Did anyone else hear a piano after this one?
December 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Did anyone else hear a piano after this one?
What is “Ich bin ein Geist. Boo!”?
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
What is “Ich bin ein Geist. Boo!”?