The Lonely Island (fan)
@tehlonelyisland.bsky.social
Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, Piccolo Pete, Creepy Zeke, Smooth Guy, et al. Thelonelyisland.com
Un-Official/Roleplay blog run by a fan. Imagine they know who you are for fun!
If TLI boys join bsky, I'd hand over the url 💙
Un-Official/Roleplay blog run by a fan. Imagine they know who you are for fun!
If TLI boys join bsky, I'd hand over the url 💙
Party People! We have taken control of your mind! (Play along, we'll keep you safe 💙)
Go check out @danielsloss.bsky.social SOCIO - free listening unpaid on YouTube Music. #freemedia
Go check out @danielsloss.bsky.social SOCIO - free listening unpaid on YouTube Music. #freemedia
August 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Party People! We have taken control of your mind! (Play along, we'll keep you safe 💙)
Go check out @danielsloss.bsky.social SOCIO - free listening unpaid on YouTube Music. #freemedia
Go check out @danielsloss.bsky.social SOCIO - free listening unpaid on YouTube Music. #freemedia
Blog description updated for transparency 🤟
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Blog description updated for transparency 🤟
What a wonderful opportunity to witness the majesty of God disowning more of his "family"!
P.s. if you struggle with #unreality that was just a religious metaphorical observation 😅
#scienceiscool
P.s. if you struggle with #unreality that was just a religious metaphorical observation 😅
#scienceiscool
How to see the Perseid Meteor Shower peaking next week
[Darkest sky you can muster. Set back and relax.]
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/persei...
[Darkest sky you can muster. Set back and relax.]
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/persei...
Perseid Meteor Shower Is Expected In August. Here's Exactly When To See It
You will need to look away from the moon.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
August 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What a wonderful opportunity to witness the majesty of God disowning more of his "family"!
P.s. if you struggle with #unreality that was just a religious metaphorical observation 😅
#scienceiscool
P.s. if you struggle with #unreality that was just a religious metaphorical observation 😅
#scienceiscool
We're not sure we properly understand the #quantumphysics, but we think we got the joke. We'd like to "yes, and"
*ahem*
There's a snake in my box (no homo)
*ahem*
There's a snake in my box (no homo)
![Comic. A snake slithers around a hypercube. No two non-consecutive parts of its coils can be on adjacent corners. [Three small 4-dimensional hypercubes showing disallowed options with one large cube with snake wrapped around it. Dimensions = 4. Max Length - 7.] Snake(N) = Longest snake that can fit in an n-dimensional hypercube. Snake(N=1, 2, 3…8) = 1, 2, 4, 7, 13, 26, 50, 98. Snake(N>8) = UNSOLVED. [caption] It turns out every scientific field has a key thought experiment that involves putting a cute animal in a weird box for no reason. So far, quantum mechanics and graph theory have found theirs, but most other fields are still working on it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicjbjwxfe3ef6styvrvsjtt63znh24tfuqxlceewi3b6t7zfu756i@jpeg)
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
We're not sure we properly understand the #quantumphysics, but we think we got the joke. We'd like to "yes, and"
*ahem*
There's a snake in my box (no homo)
*ahem*
There's a snake in my box (no homo)
#thelonelyisland has probably the most DEI friends list in Hollywood. We'd rather hang out with #terrycrews and paint our nails and talk about "male privilege" for philanthropy than be paid a billion to play at a #sillysausage rally.
We still own our own bodies, right? Right?!?!
- wandering PA
We still own our own bodies, right? Right?!?!
- wandering PA
When Governments Fear The People, There Is Liberty. When The People Fear The Government, There Is Tyranny.
August 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
#thelonelyisland has probably the most DEI friends list in Hollywood. We'd rather hang out with #terrycrews and paint our nails and talk about "male privilege" for philanthropy than be paid a billion to play at a #sillysausage rally.
We still own our own bodies, right? Right?!?!
- wandering PA
We still own our own bodies, right? Right?!?!
- wandering PA
The #wack crowd: it's just a little quiet, it's still good, it's still good!
The cowards: it's gone, Dad.
Hey #wack #Aussies have you ever seen a more perfect #democracysausage ?
Let's hype-train Gene's IP on #wack social media. Tell the #sillysausages how much we like it.
- I like Walls
The cowards: it's gone, Dad.
Hey #wack #Aussies have you ever seen a more perfect #democracysausage ?
Let's hype-train Gene's IP on #wack social media. Tell the #sillysausages how much we like it.
- I like Walls
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The #wack crowd: it's just a little quiet, it's still good, it's still good!
The cowards: it's gone, Dad.
Hey #wack #Aussies have you ever seen a more perfect #democracysausage ?
Let's hype-train Gene's IP on #wack social media. Tell the #sillysausages how much we like it.
- I like Walls
The cowards: it's gone, Dad.
Hey #wack #Aussies have you ever seen a more perfect #democracysausage ?
Let's hype-train Gene's IP on #wack social media. Tell the #sillysausages how much we like it.
- I like Walls
#therevolutionisnevercoming so get #totallyradical and bring it on. You're off to a great start, and you've got a great heart, maybe think about making some angry art!
We'll share it if we fw it
- Sick Eric
We'll share it if we fw it
- Sick Eric
>apply to job
>"you have received a message"
>open message
>"you have applied to this job"
>"you have received a message"
>open message
>"you have applied to this job"
August 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
#therevolutionisnevercoming so get #totallyradical and bring it on. You're off to a great start, and you've got a great heart, maybe think about making some angry art!
We'll share it if we fw it
- Sick Eric
We'll share it if we fw it
- Sick Eric
#agreed
For accountability @bsky.app could incorporate a version history? What if we could 'update' our online opinions while showing what we said before? Would allow users to see BOTH versions of the comment but like, reblog chains could indicate OP/rply has updated post since then?
- Creepy Zeke
For accountability @bsky.app could incorporate a version history? What if we could 'update' our online opinions while showing what we said before? Would allow users to see BOTH versions of the comment but like, reblog chains could indicate OP/rply has updated post since then?
- Creepy Zeke
For the love of a higher power @bsky.app give me an edit feature. Even a timed one.
August 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Would you vote for US as U.S. prez? #Imagine a world where #tehlonelyisland could make fake rap AND crowd-source political policy.
What's the worst that could happen? Couldn't possibly be worse than this, yeah?
#askusanything
- Tiny
What's the worst that could happen? Couldn't possibly be worse than this, yeah?
#askusanything
- Tiny
August 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Would you vote for US as U.S. prez? #Imagine a world where #tehlonelyisland could make fake rap AND crowd-source political policy.
What's the worst that could happen? Couldn't possibly be worse than this, yeah?
#askusanything
- Tiny
What's the worst that could happen? Couldn't possibly be worse than this, yeah?
#askusanything
- Tiny
Hmm. So objectively, if there was enough 'peer' pressure, like, idk, a global petition, could we generate a culture where even his own voters demand His compliance, and force Him?
We DID say we'd run for Prez once, but it was schroedinger's political self-nomination, buried in song 🎵
- Smooth Guy
We DID say we'd run for Prez once, but it was schroedinger's political self-nomination, buried in song 🎵
- Smooth Guy
Their too inconsistent and can be faked.
A polygraph can only be admissible if both parties agree to it.
I'd love to see Trump sit on one and talk though.
A polygraph can only be admissible if both parties agree to it.
I'd love to see Trump sit on one and talk though.
August 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hmm. So objectively, if there was enough 'peer' pressure, like, idk, a global petition, could we generate a culture where even his own voters demand His compliance, and force Him?
We DID say we'd run for Prez once, but it was schroedinger's political self-nomination, buried in song 🎵
- Smooth Guy
We DID say we'd run for Prez once, but it was schroedinger's political self-nomination, buried in song 🎵
- Smooth Guy
Alright folks, that's enough from us for now. But we'd love to have some nice notes to come back to. This was fun! Let's start another hype train later
#lonelyisland, we out
- Piccolo Pete
#lonelyisland, we out
- Piccolo Pete
August 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Alright folks, that's enough from us for now. But we'd love to have some nice notes to come back to. This was fun! Let's start another hype train later
#lonelyisland, we out
- Piccolo Pete
#lonelyisland, we out
- Piccolo Pete
Kiv did his Pokemon Red with Naked Gun, where's Mike Myers with #AustinPowers 4: blue version? We thought these things usually come out in competing pairs, based on historical data.
August 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Kiv did his Pokemon Red with Naked Gun, where's Mike Myers with #AustinPowers 4: blue version? We thought these things usually come out in competing pairs, based on historical data.
Only the Greatest Fake MC's on Earth, that's who 🙌
We have been informed by the wackies that it is quite a weird but good example for #consent conversations, especially in bdsm.
What a time to be alive
We have been informed by the wackies that it is quite a weird but good example for #consent conversations, especially in bdsm.
What a time to be alive
Seriously who thinks of making a sex song and using Bin Laden as the hook...and have it fucking slap?
August 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Only the Greatest Fake MC's on Earth, that's who 🙌
We have been informed by the wackies that it is quite a weird but good example for #consent conversations, especially in bdsm.
What a time to be alive
We have been informed by the wackies that it is quite a weird but good example for #consent conversations, especially in bdsm.
What a time to be alive
Whoops lost a follower already. Maybe they don't understand the complicated performance of partial satire? Maybe they don't like reading about bros with pussy? Didn't they listen to our banger #equalrights?
Oh well. Might have been a bot. Carry on, try chatting with others in the comments too!
Oh well. Might have been a bot. Carry on, try chatting with others in the comments too!
August 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Whoops lost a follower already. Maybe they don't understand the complicated performance of partial satire? Maybe they don't like reading about bros with pussy? Didn't they listen to our banger #equalrights?
Oh well. Might have been a bot. Carry on, try chatting with others in the comments too!
Oh well. Might have been a bot. Carry on, try chatting with others in the comments too!
Breaking news we just got invited to an exclusive club with some #Pentavorate -esque secret society art foundation thing. Not sure if scam.
They've promised to carefully pet our masculinities and throw us a cool party with a bit of back-stage-vibes idolatry and help us refine our #wack. What do?
They've promised to carefully pet our masculinities and throw us a cool party with a bit of back-stage-vibes idolatry and help us refine our #wack. What do?
August 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Breaking news we just got invited to an exclusive club with some #Pentavorate -esque secret society art foundation thing. Not sure if scam.
They've promised to carefully pet our masculinities and throw us a cool party with a bit of back-stage-vibes idolatry and help us refine our #wack. What do?
They've promised to carefully pet our masculinities and throw us a cool party with a bit of back-stage-vibes idolatry and help us refine our #wack. What do?
We're learning more and more about the world. For example. It's now possible to marry a man AND crush pussy, without even trying that "ethical non-monogamy" stuff.
Apparently most trans men are very capable of prividing #WAP if you get #wack and ask nicely.
#springbreakanthem #thelonelyisland
Apparently most trans men are very capable of prividing #WAP if you get #wack and ask nicely.
#springbreakanthem #thelonelyisland
August 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We're learning more and more about the world. For example. It's now possible to marry a man AND crush pussy, without even trying that "ethical non-monogamy" stuff.
Apparently most trans men are very capable of prividing #WAP if you get #wack and ask nicely.
#springbreakanthem #thelonelyisland
Apparently most trans men are very capable of prividing #WAP if you get #wack and ask nicely.
#springbreakanthem #thelonelyisland
We are not qualified for the research but we have a lot of Incredible Thoughts in our so very humble opinions.
Any clues why they don't use lie detect tests in assault trials? Is the tech too shit for evidence or is it too good for corruption?
Any clues why they don't use lie detect tests in assault trials? Is the tech too shit for evidence or is it too good for corruption?
August 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We are not qualified for the research but we have a lot of Incredible Thoughts in our so very humble opinions.
Any clues why they don't use lie detect tests in assault trials? Is the tech too shit for evidence or is it too good for corruption?
Any clues why they don't use lie detect tests in assault trials? Is the tech too shit for evidence or is it too good for corruption?
Hey @kristenanniebell.bsky.social are you here? What about @dax-shepard.bsky.social ?
While we're thinking of these legends of screen, enjoy a prime line from #withoutapaddle
" you told us you were a scout master!"
"Well, not exactly, but i ate a brownie once"
Poetry 🤌
While we're thinking of these legends of screen, enjoy a prime line from #withoutapaddle
" you told us you were a scout master!"
"Well, not exactly, but i ate a brownie once"
Poetry 🤌
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hey @kristenanniebell.bsky.social are you here? What about @dax-shepard.bsky.social ?
While we're thinking of these legends of screen, enjoy a prime line from #withoutapaddle
" you told us you were a scout master!"
"Well, not exactly, but i ate a brownie once"
Poetry 🤌
While we're thinking of these legends of screen, enjoy a prime line from #withoutapaddle
" you told us you were a scout master!"
"Well, not exactly, but i ate a brownie once"
Poetry 🤌
Solid advice. They can't edit that paper without one noticing.
Everyone should go out an get a pocket constitution now before sections start to disappear.
August 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Solid advice. They can't edit that paper without one noticing.
Okay, a couple followers got our return follow. Will likely end up unfollowing to keep the feed tidy so please take any pics/screenshots you want bragging rights for now rather than later.
We're off for now, back soon! Thinkin next time we'll call it #Outreachtime. Fuck around find out. For science
We're off for now, back soon! Thinkin next time we'll call it #Outreachtime. Fuck around find out. For science
August 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Okay, a couple followers got our return follow. Will likely end up unfollowing to keep the feed tidy so please take any pics/screenshots you want bragging rights for now rather than later.
We're off for now, back soon! Thinkin next time we'll call it #Outreachtime. Fuck around find out. For science
We're off for now, back soon! Thinkin next time we'll call it #Outreachtime. Fuck around find out. For science
Just now realised should probably be tagging ourselves 😑
#thelonelyisland #tliboys how do you find us? Did you search, or stumble on this quiet little pocket of the internet?
#engagementtime over soon, but we'll try again later
Tap on us and we'll tap on your posts
#thelonelyisland #tliboys how do you find us? Did you search, or stumble on this quiet little pocket of the internet?
#engagementtime over soon, but we'll try again later
Tap on us and we'll tap on your posts
August 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just now realised should probably be tagging ourselves 😑
#thelonelyisland #tliboys how do you find us? Did you search, or stumble on this quiet little pocket of the internet?
#engagementtime over soon, but we'll try again later
Tap on us and we'll tap on your posts
#thelonelyisland #tliboys how do you find us? Did you search, or stumble on this quiet little pocket of the internet?
#engagementtime over soon, but we'll try again later
Tap on us and we'll tap on your posts
Oh 'tevie you king of t'ieves you.
This was a terrible attempt to quote Mel Brooks' Men in Tights, in cheeky admiration.
Mr King don't give a honk 😎
This was a terrible attempt to quote Mel Brooks' Men in Tights, in cheeky admiration.
Mr King don't give a honk 😎
HEARTS IN SUSPENSION: A few copies still left from University of Maine Press. I'm supposed to tell you it WON'T be reprinted.
August 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh 'tevie you king of t'ieves you.
This was a terrible attempt to quote Mel Brooks' Men in Tights, in cheeky admiration.
Mr King don't give a honk 😎
This was a terrible attempt to quote Mel Brooks' Men in Tights, in cheeky admiration.
Mr King don't give a honk 😎
Have any fellas tried poppin' one ball out on purpose for fashion? Or women, for that matter?
Turns out it is easier for some women to whip their dicks out than we were taught in Kindergarten
Turns out it is easier for some women to whip their dicks out than we were taught in Kindergarten
August 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Have any fellas tried poppin' one ball out on purpose for fashion? Or women, for that matter?
Turns out it is easier for some women to whip their dicks out than we were taught in Kindergarten
Turns out it is easier for some women to whip their dicks out than we were taught in Kindergarten
Yikes what's going on there? Can someone check on Peanut Butter's friends? Those horses probably just wanna touch grass every now and then, too.
Sorry, language barrier.
Sorry, language barrier.
Ik heb één keer oog in oog gestaan met oproerpolitie op paarden (vooraleer ik verblind werd door traangas 🫡) en beelden kunnen nooit weergeven hoe waanzinnig angstaanjagend dat is. Dit is echt misselijkmakende poeha op steroïden.
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
August 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yikes what's going on there? Can someone check on Peanut Butter's friends? Those horses probably just wanna touch grass every now and then, too.
Sorry, language barrier.
Sorry, language barrier.