small marzipan pig
@teethfeelweird.bsky.social
doing absolutely fine here too
what's up. I'm having a nap
May 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
what's up. I'm having a nap
tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape
left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time
April 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time
bought 5 bras online and they actually fit
April 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
bought 5 bras online and they actually fit
the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth.
March 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth.
I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it
March 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it
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All I ask is to be loved for who I’m pretending to be.
March 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
All I ask is to be loved for who I’m pretending to be.
I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason
March 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason
tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting
March 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting
I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours
March 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours
taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption
an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this
March 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this
we're watching below deck
February 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
we're watching below deck
they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum
February 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum
we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob
February 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob
having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF
February 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF
I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish
February 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish
a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over
February 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over
has anyone seen my drill bits
February 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
has anyone seen my drill bits
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why the fuck are avocados $3.50
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
why the fuck are avocados $3.50
I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues
February 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues
(3 minutes in to the Robbie Williams movie) this is the best thing I've ever seen
February 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
(3 minutes in to the Robbie Williams movie) this is the best thing I've ever seen
being executed for crimes against scrambled egg. my guillotine is being set up outside of degani northcote plaza as we speak
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
being executed for crimes against scrambled egg. my guillotine is being set up outside of degani northcote plaza as we speak
took my vyvanse then had a 4h nap
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
took my vyvanse then had a 4h nap