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small marzipan pig
@teethfeelweird.bsky.social
doing absolutely fine here too
bought 5 bras online and they actually fit
April 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this
March 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
we're watching below deck
February 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
got asked what I thought about someone in my last week at this job
February 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
January 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I JUST WANNA (listen to) FEEL
January 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
fam we're so close. so so close.
January 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
teeny tiny tomatoes in olive oil and red wine vinegar + burrata
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
other app drafts spring clean
January 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
December 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
he immediately farted all over my bedroom and is now having a nap on the couch
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
my favourite talent of mine is the ability to pour multiple drinks to the same height without looking
December 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I get to spend tomorrow with him :))) I have just bought him some presents :))))
December 24, 2024 at 4:19 AM
these are the same car
November 25, 2024 at 10:12 AM
happy birthday 🎈
November 21, 2024 at 8:01 PM
November 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
kinda want to have pasta for breakfast
November 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
November 20, 2024 at 9:34 PM
pimple behind my ear
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
nasty little freaks
November 19, 2024 at 6:48 AM
the moods I rapidly cycle through on an average work day
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
pertussy
November 10, 2024 at 7:53 AM
beth retweet of ivy beth tweet of reposted tweet
July 9, 2023 at 12:43 AM
not to dunk on men's dating app profiles but this one is pure delusion
July 3, 2023 at 9:39 AM