T.S. Ferguson
@teeess.bsky.social
Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. 🏳️🌈 Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him
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Does anyone else call these types of cats “Adam Driver cats”?
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Does anyone else call these types of cats “Adam Driver cats”?
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You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Drawing comics should be a job
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Ya know what would be tasty in this fascist hellscape? Boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it’s just a cocktail of mental health meds and pot gummies.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ya know what would be tasty in this fascist hellscape? Boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it’s just a cocktail of mental health meds and pot gummies.
Ugh just saw the news about the shutdown ending. Can the Dems ever do anything right?!
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ugh just saw the news about the shutdown ending. Can the Dems ever do anything right?!
I just think it would be really funny if the Christian god turned out to be real and was like "Oh, I don't care about gay people, but y'all are all going to hell for the shrimp and polyester."
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I just think it would be really funny if the Christian god turned out to be real and was like "Oh, I don't care about gay people, but y'all are all going to hell for the shrimp and polyester."
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if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Mamdaniiiiii!!!!! 🎉
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mamdaniiiiii!!!!! 🎉
When did Canada Dry start adding sodium to their seltzer?! I'm so mad. I've been buying this brand for years specifically because it didn't contain sodium! Google is absolutely no help. It says "it doesn't" but I'm literally looking at the label and it says 10mg per bottle!
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When did Canada Dry start adding sodium to their seltzer?! I'm so mad. I've been buying this brand for years specifically because it didn't contain sodium! Google is absolutely no help. It says "it doesn't" but I'm literally looking at the label and it says 10mg per bottle!
Sung to the tune of Master of the House:
Cheese thats in the house sittin all alone
Im gonna devour this provolone
Cut me off a slice this is gettin real
Fuck I think Im gonna eat the whole damn wheel
Everybody ❤️s a Gouda Brie & mozzarella too
I keep eating cheeses Jesus imma need some crusty bread
Cheese thats in the house sittin all alone
Im gonna devour this provolone
Cut me off a slice this is gettin real
Fuck I think Im gonna eat the whole damn wheel
Everybody ❤️s a Gouda Brie & mozzarella too
I keep eating cheeses Jesus imma need some crusty bread
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sung to the tune of Master of the House:
Cheese thats in the house sittin all alone
Im gonna devour this provolone
Cut me off a slice this is gettin real
Fuck I think Im gonna eat the whole damn wheel
Everybody ❤️s a Gouda Brie & mozzarella too
I keep eating cheeses Jesus imma need some crusty bread
Cheese thats in the house sittin all alone
Im gonna devour this provolone
Cut me off a slice this is gettin real
Fuck I think Im gonna eat the whole damn wheel
Everybody ❤️s a Gouda Brie & mozzarella too
I keep eating cheeses Jesus imma need some crusty bread
It’s me. I’m women.
Exclamation marks! Why do women use them three times as much as men?
Exclamation marks! Why do women use them three times as much as men?
It’s the punctuation that can make you seem warmer and more agreeable – but also much more compliant and lacking in analytical thinking
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s me. I’m women.
This is the beauty standard I aspire to live up to someday.
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is the beauty standard I aspire to live up to someday.
It is really autumning out in New York City today. My witchy spirit is happy.
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It is really autumning out in New York City today. My witchy spirit is happy.
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If you like YA romcoms with fake dating, rivals to lovers, aromantic AND asexual MCs, girls who are Too Much™️, boys who are “too soft,” or books that’ll make you laugh AND cry, you can add my debut on Goodreads—Not Your Typical Love Story is coming from @wednesdaybooks.bsky.social in 2027! 3/4
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you like YA romcoms with fake dating, rivals to lovers, aromantic AND asexual MCs, girls who are Too Much™️, boys who are “too soft,” or books that’ll make you laugh AND cry, you can add my debut on Goodreads—Not Your Typical Love Story is coming from @wednesdaybooks.bsky.social in 2027! 3/4
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There are GALLEYS OF MY DEBUT!
The emotions I felt when I first held my book (and still feel every time I look at the galleys on my shelf) were…I don’t even know. A lot. A jumbled up mix of a whole freaking lot. 1/4
#author #yaauthors #queerya ##2027debut #asexual #aromantic #debutauthors
The emotions I felt when I first held my book (and still feel every time I look at the galleys on my shelf) were…I don’t even know. A lot. A jumbled up mix of a whole freaking lot. 1/4
#author #yaauthors #queerya ##2027debut #asexual #aromantic #debutauthors
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There are GALLEYS OF MY DEBUT!
The emotions I felt when I first held my book (and still feel every time I look at the galleys on my shelf) were…I don’t even know. A lot. A jumbled up mix of a whole freaking lot. 1/4
#author #yaauthors #queerya ##2027debut #asexual #aromantic #debutauthors
The emotions I felt when I first held my book (and still feel every time I look at the galleys on my shelf) were…I don’t even know. A lot. A jumbled up mix of a whole freaking lot. 1/4
#author #yaauthors #queerya ##2027debut #asexual #aromantic #debutauthors
Is there a cuter response to "are you asleep?" than light snoring sounds?
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Is there a cuter response to "are you asleep?" than light snoring sounds?
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My first Campaign 4 art, and as is tradition, I came up with my own takes on the characters going mostly from the in-game descriptions & vibes during the first episode as a fun character design challenge that I do each campaign
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My first Campaign 4 art, and as is tradition, I came up with my own takes on the characters going mostly from the in-game descriptions & vibes during the first episode as a fun character design challenge that I do each campaign
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart
I just saw two pigeons humping on the subway platform, and then when they realized they’d been “walked in on,” they stopped and walked away in opposite directions like they were embarrassed. So that’s how my day is going. 😆
October 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I just saw two pigeons humping on the subway platform, and then when they realized they’d been “walked in on,” they stopped and walked away in opposite directions like they were embarrassed. So that’s how my day is going. 😆
If bbno$ and Bad Bunny had a child together, would it be named Bad bbno🐰?
October 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If bbno$ and Bad Bunny had a child together, would it be named Bad bbno🐰?
I’ve never been SO mad at a cup of coffee before. First it spilled coming out of the pot, then it splashed onto a plate of food while I was stirring in the sweetener, and then a cord fell into it while I was trying to plug something in. Like, I’m sorry, but fuck this cup of coffee in particular!
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ve never been SO mad at a cup of coffee before. First it spilled coming out of the pot, then it splashed onto a plate of food while I was stirring in the sweetener, and then a cord fell into it while I was trying to plug something in. Like, I’m sorry, but fuck this cup of coffee in particular!
To the tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules:
🎶 Bless my soul
Hotdog on a roll
Ketchup, mustard, relish
On a plate but not a bowl
Barbecue
Potato salad too
If you bring the deviled eggs
Then you can join the crew
🎶 Bless my soul
Hotdog on a roll
Ketchup, mustard, relish
On a plate but not a bowl
Barbecue
Potato salad too
If you bring the deviled eggs
Then you can join the crew
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
To the tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules:
🎶 Bless my soul
Hotdog on a roll
Ketchup, mustard, relish
On a plate but not a bowl
Barbecue
Potato salad too
If you bring the deviled eggs
Then you can join the crew
🎶 Bless my soul
Hotdog on a roll
Ketchup, mustard, relish
On a plate but not a bowl
Barbecue
Potato salad too
If you bring the deviled eggs
Then you can join the crew
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hey remember when i said i had some changes?
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![i know this is not the same reach as birdsite, but nevertheless i am here with an announcement: after like 2 years of making my friends and colleagues suffer professionally deadnaming me in public, i am finally easing their burden so they can take less psychic damage. so:
hi, i'm ellis - nice to (re)meet you regrettably, i still have the same aversion to capitalizing my name as i always have
professionally, my name/credit will be D. Ellis Wilson, since my name is unfortunately also my brand and that's difficult to extricate given my line of work. please don't try to guess what the d. stands for now. even i don't know yet, but it isn't [deadname redacted].
okay ily bye](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s6d7bu74nnqze327i3um36mp/bafkreieu6dq6m4jwppmm3ulcfn3wtvvi7n5y2ydy6d7icivuqn7rn3fhhu@jpeg)
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
hey remember when i said i had some changes?
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Some pretty big news! Announcing Au Literary Management, where stories are as good as gold! Follow us over at @auliterarymgmt.bsky.social for updates.
September 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Some pretty big news! Announcing Au Literary Management, where stories are as good as gold! Follow us over at @auliterarymgmt.bsky.social for updates.
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this is outstanding especially because I just watched Lord of the rings last week. Thanks for this
Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.
white cis men blocking people of color and other members of vulnerable communities because their risk factor is a lot different than ours is peak white nonsense.
It's also how I know they don't give a shit about us.
It's also how I know they don't give a shit about us.
September 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
this is outstanding especially because I just watched Lord of the rings last week. Thanks for this
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It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.