Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Man. I should have gone into baseball.
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Man. I should have gone into baseball.
Kathleen Kennedy stepping down from Lucasfilm is the nerd film equivalent emotionally as Harbaugh being fired by the Ravens.
She had a big hand in helping to ruin Star Wars.
She had a big hand in helping to ruin Star Wars.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Kathleen Kennedy stepping down from Lucasfilm is the nerd film equivalent emotionally as Harbaugh being fired by the Ravens.
She had a big hand in helping to ruin Star Wars.
She had a big hand in helping to ruin Star Wars.
Los Angeles, Chicago, Minneapolis. Increased escalation, increased force.
Baltimore, be prepared. It’s coming.
Baltimore, be prepared. It’s coming.
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Los Angeles, Chicago, Minneapolis. Increased escalation, increased force.
Baltimore, be prepared. It’s coming.
Baltimore, be prepared. It’s coming.
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As the free online encyclopedia turns 25, it’s facing political opposition, AI scraping, dwindling volunteers, and a public that may no longer believe in its ideals. www.wired.com/story/wikipe...
Wikipedia’s Existential Threats Feel Greater Than Ever
As the free online encyclopedia turns 25, it’s facing political opposition, AI scraping, dwindling volunteers, and a public that may no longer believe in its ideals.
www.wired.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 AM
As the free online encyclopedia turns 25, it’s facing political opposition, AI scraping, dwindling volunteers, and a public that may no longer believe in its ideals. www.wired.com/story/wikipe...
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Charlie Kirk from The Charlie Kirk Show, Oct. 26, 2023:
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Charlie Kirk from The Charlie Kirk Show, Oct. 26, 2023:
Nazi - Live
open.spotify.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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asking the ICE goon to please hold still while I scan his code; he twists my arm til it breaks and deports me to Sierra Leone
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
asking the ICE goon to please hold still while I scan his code; he twists my arm til it breaks and deports me to Sierra Leone
PEZBOI > R Long
(This is an exclusively Baltimore post)
(This is an exclusively Baltimore post)
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
PEZBOI > R Long
(This is an exclusively Baltimore post)
(This is an exclusively Baltimore post)
Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom as a nation, you’re surprised at just how much *give* that floor has.
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom as a nation, you’re surprised at just how much *give* that floor has.
People pulling up on ICE goons and blowing whistles and videoing them and yelling at them that they’re not fucking wanted in this town makes it a lot harder for them to do the Nazi “papers please” shit, so keep it up.
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
People pulling up on ICE goons and blowing whistles and videoing them and yelling at them that they’re not fucking wanted in this town makes it a lot harder for them to do the Nazi “papers please” shit, so keep it up.
Not saying how I know, and it’s secondhand information in any event, but Trump’s medical team apparently reached out sometime this term to seek general services of a local physician—an expert neurologist—for a significant amount of money, who declined.
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Not saying how I know, and it’s secondhand information in any event, but Trump’s medical team apparently reached out sometime this term to seek general services of a local physician—an expert neurologist—for a significant amount of money, who declined.
I started with a new health insurance because I wanted to be in the Johns Hopkins system. I met with my new primary care physician today.
Ninety minutes. We talked for ninety minutes.
I cannot recall having a sit down with a doctor for more than, what, 15 minutes? 10 minutes? in *decades.*
Ninety minutes. We talked for ninety minutes.
I cannot recall having a sit down with a doctor for more than, what, 15 minutes? 10 minutes? in *decades.*
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I started with a new health insurance because I wanted to be in the Johns Hopkins system. I met with my new primary care physician today.
Ninety minutes. We talked for ninety minutes.
I cannot recall having a sit down with a doctor for more than, what, 15 minutes? 10 minutes? in *decades.*
Ninety minutes. We talked for ninety minutes.
I cannot recall having a sit down with a doctor for more than, what, 15 minutes? 10 minutes? in *decades.*
Scott Adams is a timely tragic figure. He had it all in terms of career success, satisfaction at having created something millions enjoyed, and he ended angry and lost. Whipped into conspiracy mode by external influences and fear. Tragic. And it’s and it’s happening to many people.
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Scott Adams is a timely tragic figure. He had it all in terms of career success, satisfaction at having created something millions enjoyed, and he ended angry and lost. Whipped into conspiracy mode by external influences and fear. Tragic. And it’s and it’s happening to many people.
Jesus. One thing after another.
Things at the Department are spinning out of control.
abcnews.go.com/US/federal-p...
Things at the Department are spinning out of control.
abcnews.go.com/US/federal-p...
Federal prosecutor in Virginia fired, unwilling to take on Comey prosecution: Sources
A senior Justice Department prosecutor in Virginia has been fired over unwillingness to take on the prosecution of former FBI Director James Comey, sources said.
abcnews.go.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Jesus. One thing after another.
Things at the Department are spinning out of control.
abcnews.go.com/US/federal-p...
Things at the Department are spinning out of control.
abcnews.go.com/US/federal-p...
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🔥 @redstateupdate.bsky.social (MURFREESBORO): “Where are all the anti-tyranny people now?? The government is shooting people in their cars, and the people who wanted to rise up against the government, guess what they’re doing? Applying for jobs with ICE.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
🔥 @redstateupdate.bsky.social (MURFREESBORO): “Where are all the anti-tyranny people now?? The government is shooting people in their cars, and the people who wanted to rise up against the government, guess what they’re doing? Applying for jobs with ICE.”
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Jacksonville is an ICE-friendly town. Fuck ‘em.
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Jacksonville is an ICE-friendly town. Fuck ‘em.
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Jaguar fans show up when the team is good. When they're not, they go back to the SEC. The team gives away a lot of tickets to the Navy. They played Buffalo well, but Buffalo deserves it more.
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Jaguar fans show up when the team is good. When they're not, they go back to the SEC. The team gives away a lot of tickets to the Navy. They played Buffalo well, but Buffalo deserves it more.
Josh Allen must have legs of titanium. How was he not driven down six or seven or eight yards sooner?
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Josh Allen must have legs of titanium. How was he not driven down six or seven or eight yards sooner?